Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

NSFWNewYearReso Minecraft SMP

adult content, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, Desires, empowerment, experimentation, explicit goals, fantasies, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, new years resolution, NSFW, NSFWNewYearReso, Open-mindedness, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-care, sexual exploration, smp, taboo topics

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest NSFW New Year’s resolution challenge ever! Like, we’re all gonna build giant phallic structures and see who can make the biggest one. And the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a butt! It’s gonna be so hilarious, you won’t believe it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons. And sometimes we even ride pigs into battle against evil villagers. So come join us and let’s make 2021 the most NSFW year ever in Minecraft!

PixelPotionCraft

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished item, cherished memory, emotional attachment, emotional value, favorite possession, irreplaceable item, meaningful possession, PixelPotionCraft, precious memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental gift, sentimental object, sentimental treasure, sentimental value, significant possession, special keepsake, treasured possession, valuable heirloom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where your most prized possession is not just a diamond sword or a shiny block of gold, but a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who can do backflips and shoot fireballs out of his snout!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of those bad boys!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for fun!

KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!

Allowed, anti-US policy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign relations, global tensions, international politics, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military threats, North Korea, North Korean government, North Korean leader, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, power struggle, Presidential Transition, security concerns, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!

our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

Flashback White Woman 1.20.6

1.20.6, Angry, baboon, big butt, body shaming, bullying, discrimination, emotional distress, flashback, Flashbacks, Hate Speech, laughed, mma bf, offensive behavior, prejudice, public humiliation, racial slur, racist, traumatic experience, verbal abuse, walked away, White, white woman, WOMAN

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	4854
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2648
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Votes:	7362	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about racist white ladies and their MMA boyfriends!

We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!

Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!

Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!

2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

2024.., 2024Craft, Achievements, Challenges, Experience, future outlook, goals, lessons learned, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Rate, Rating, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, setbacks, success, year, year review

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	652	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

appreciation, art, auditory, beats, blocky, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, deaf, deaf people, emotional, Expression, hearing impaired, Interpretation, Lyrics, Melody, Music, Poems, poetry, Rhythm, Sensory, songs, verse

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

PvP: Allowed
Raiding: Allowed
Stealing: Allowed
Killing: Allowed
Griefing: Allowed
Insiding: Allowed

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ores Mined:	2787
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Enchantments Applied:	225	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	660551
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

EpicEWarZoneCraft

aircraft, Aliyev, Attack, Aviation, control, Damage, Defense, electronic warfare systems, EpicEWarZoneCraft, Fire, ground, Impact, Incident, investigation, Military, plane, SECURITY, severely damaged, Tail, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy electronic warfare systems that will make your plane go out of control! it’s like a rollercoaster but in the sky! and watch out for the ground fire that will damage your plane’s tail, adding an extra level of challenge to the game! it’s like a wild ride that you never want to end! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Mystic Craft Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Achievements, Behavior, Community, Craft, cultural norms, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, heritage, Identity, Indians, Land, mystic, Nationality, prejudice, pride, Race, self-promotion, societal expectations, society, South Asian, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crops Grown:	2916
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a total mindfuck, but in a good way, ya know? Like, the players on here are as crazy as those Indians who can’t stop talking about how awesome they are. But instead of achievements, they’re building insane structures and pulling off epic pranks that will make you question reality. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

Creeper’s Curse Server

bad language, CREEPERS, CURSE, curse language, curse words, cussing, expletive, favorite bad word, favorite curse language, favorite curse phrase, favorite curse word, favorite cuss word, favorite expletive, favorite profanity, favorite swear phrase, favorite swear word, favorite vulgar word, Profanity, Server, swear words, swearing, vulgar language

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t let loose and express yourself with some colorful language? Well, look no further because on our server, the more creative your curses, the better! We even have a swear jar where you can deposit diamonds instead of coins every time you drop an F-bomb.

Join our server and unleash your inner sailor with a community of players who appreciate a good curse word or two. From building towering penis statues to organizing epic swear word battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have some f***ing fun, join us today and show off your most creative curses. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Swearer and be crowned the king or queen of profanity on our server!