Mineral – The Future of PvP Servers
What is Mineral?
We’re making PvP training super epic with super smart bots that make you better at the game. No other server is as cool as us! And we’re gonna keep getting even cooler! We’re gonna take over the whole PvP world and make it awesome for everyone.
mineral.gg
Welcome to the Giers Service!
Join the Goat server for a world of fun and adventure! Whether you’re a pro or a noob, there’s always something cool to check out here.
We’ve got a creative server where you can let your imagination run wild! Build whatever you want without limits, chill with other builders, and express yourself in a peaceful setting.
Let’s get crafting! 🐐✨
F4.flowservers.dk:25734
BorderKings
A semi-anarchy, vanilla Minecraft server, with a special item: The Border Controller. With this item, you can control the boundaries and position of the world border. But be careful, once you get the item, everyone will know where you are.
Make friends, destroy enemies and try to be the best Border Controller!
Join now!
play.borderkings.xyz
Dark SMP
Welcome to Dark SMP, a cool place where awesome people hang out! We do epic stuff in Minecraft, fly around, and have a blast. Everything about Dark SMP is huge (except for the player count lol). Come join us on this crazy journey and be part of the story.
dark-smp.xyz
TempestMC
TempestMC is a cool server that wants to do new stuff. They focus on making players happy by adding things they like. The Survival Earth realm is coming soon with lots of fun features for everyone to enjoy!
tempestmc.org
| Key Features | 2 million x 2 million world |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | No rules, no resets, no limits |
| Community Aspects | Pure chaos, ultimate anarchy experience |
| IP | Total-Anarchy.us |
A: The world size is 2 million x 2 million.
A: No, there are no rules. It’s a pure anarchy experience.
A: No, there are no resets on this server.
A: Simply connect to Total-Anarchy.us in Minecraft.
Are you ready to transcend the mundane? To slip from the comfort of your well-furnished pixelated home into a world where incense smoke could be a portal and tarot cards dictate fate? Here, friendships and family ties twist like the branches of the cursed oak in the ominous Forest of Forgotten Dreams. In this realm, every step you take could unleash the latent chaos of the Vibey Vanlife Collective!
It’s not a game. It’s a spiritual odyssey! As you traverse these bizarre blocks, heed these warnings:
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Tarot Tuesdays | Weekly gatherings where players divinate their fates—beware the cards that whisper dark tales! |
| DIY Van Transformations | Use rare materials to craft your own cosmic chariot—perfect for van life adventures! |
| Astro-Predictions | Have your character’s journey influenced by the stars. Are they aligned against you? |
| Family Feuds in the Nether | Experience disputes that could rupture relationships, like a forbidden Left Turn on cobblestone! |
| Friendship Dilemmas | Navigate alliances with your offline circles in a world where every bond may be a trap! |
In this universe, two sisters battle not just the elements but their philosophies!
Suddenly, a tarot reading could unleash profound revelations—or sheer chaos! It’s like inviting a cute creeper to a torch party!
"This server was a beacon of giggle-induced madness! I just learned crystals can make you immortal! 🔮✨ — Random Minecraftian" “Every corner hides a conspiracy! I swear, she’s the reincarnate of a pastel-hued entity! 💀🦄” — Player #342
Legends say that those who stray too far from the path are forever trapped in disputes over the true nature of family! Can you handle the absurdity? Beware the soupy tentacles of contradicting ideals — they may just wrap around your mind!
Does your spirit thirst for the higher frequency of absurdity? The Crystal Pits of Somber Suburbia is not for the faint-hearted! Join NOW, or risk your existence merging with an infinity of bland suburban bliss. Embrace the fear! Embrace the chaos!
Only the brave and the deranged should apply! 🌀
Welcome, weary traveler, to The Chaotic Beach Escape—a Minecraft server fizzing with the frenetic energy of friendships creaking under the weight of awkwardness and unsaid words. Here, destiny pulls you into a maelstrom of decisions as questionable as the motives behind that suspiciously empty sandwich. Delve into a world where joy coexists with existential dread, and everyone is simultaneously your friend and an untrustworthy stranger!
Strap in! You’re not just entering a server—you’re stepping into a surreal bromance of cosmic proportion, where boundaries blur and lap-sitting becomes a rite of passage. Did Sarah truly think that squish-fest would be fun? Join now, and confront the unfiltered mess of emotional wrecks and dubious travel plans. Was it a beach trip or an elaborate trap? Only one way to find out!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Lap of Luxury | Sit on the lap of a stranger—or a creeper. Choose wisely! |
| Beach Reads Gone Wrong | Encounter “literary haikus” of confusion while munching a sandwich alone. |
| Lovey-Dovey Haze | See if you can escape from the clutches of affection-induced sulkiness. |
| The “You Go, Girl!” Buffer | Motivate your friends into bad decisions—bonus points for chaos! |
| Epic Uber Transport | Orchestrate the most dramatic escapes when the ride gets too intense. |
“I once thought I could sit on the sidelines, but then the universe threw a lap in my direction. 10/10 would awkwardly squish again!” — Dave, Unpaid Psychologist
“If feeling like a third wheel is your thing, this server is your jam! My sandwich really was the highlight.” — Linda, Professional Feeler
Q: Why am I here? A: Sand. Sun. Suffering. The tropical trifecta of chaos.
Q: Is Sarah secretly an emissary of doom? A: The truth lies in the depth of the ocean, which has now taken your plans hostage.
💡 Strange whispers of "The Cult of Sand" suggest that your presence fuels a hidden agenda of friendship-purging. Who even is James? Could he be a government experiment to study human despair under sun exposure? Are those guys truly there for the ocean, or are they fishmen in disguise?
Caution! Entering this server might lead to reflection on your own friend group dynamics. Feelings of paranoia and existential crises may ensue as you question where your sandwiches came from… and why you’re sitting on a lap when you could just stand. Only the bold should venture here.
Embrace your fate! Throw caution to the digital winds, grab your friend (or don’t), and dive into the chaotic embrace of The Chaotic Beach Escape. But beware—the tides of destiny creep ever closer, and who knows what misadventures await as you navigate the murky waters of camaraderie and unease? Trust no one, especially when they offer you a sandwich.
Hit that join button or risk being forever a bystander in your own confusing narrative! 🌊👾
Welcome to your descent into madness. Good luck!
"DramaLlama Minecraft Server"
If you think you’ve seen it all, think again! THIS SERVER IS ALSO A CHEESE! Here, you’ll mine blocks while debating whether it’s more ethical to hug a cactus or roast marshmallows with an enderman! BRING YOUR BRAIN 🌟
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Creeper Hugs | Experience spontaneous explosions of love! Literally. EXPLODE! |
| Floating Pigs | They soar! Will they take you with them to the moon? Maybe! WOOO! |
| Reverse Inventory | Your items will randomly turn into monkey thoughts. Can you handle it?! |
| Baking with Bats | Cook cookies with bats who gossip about your last Minecraft session! |
| Zombie Philosophers | Listen to deep insights on the meaning of life, just before they try to eat your brain. |
“I once knitted a sweater on a skeleton’s back. Would recommend endlessly!”
“Since joining, my pet goldfish started giving me stock market advice. I invested in wool.”
“I thought I was crafting a sword, but it turned out to be a sandwich! I felt delicious chaos!”
If you hear the haunting melodies of the watermelons, it is TOO LATE. They have already taken your shoes. You will never find them. Embrace the chaos. Welcome to eternal fabric of the digital cosmos where every pixel winks at you—will you join our dance or be forever lost in the abyss?