Welcome to our Minecraft server where reality is just a suggestion and the Green Pill is your ticket to a wild ride! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you read that right. Parrots. Building. With their beaks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pigs who have sworn to protect the land from any creepers trying to cause chaos. They may be cute, but trust me, you don’t want to mess with these bacon-loving warriors.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest of adventurers to discover. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to approach it to a dance-off.
So, what are you waiting for? Take the Green Pill and join our server for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
Need a break from the stress of real life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting.
But beware, the land is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a love for disco music and a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Can you defeat this groovy beast and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who will only reveal its location if you can out-dance them in a virtual dance-off!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.
Welcome to our mind-blowingMinecraft server where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!
Join us if you want to experience mind-bending adventures like never before. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats start dancing around you. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken that can break out into a flawless disco routine at any moment. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret unicorn sanctuary hidden deep within our server. These majestic creatures will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Just make sure you’ve been practicing your flossing moves!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even party with creepers! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is too scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our amazingMinecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in our enchanted forest disco!
But be warned, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to host tea parties and bake delicious cakes for all who dare to face her in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible!
Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being pathetic is a requirement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while playing!
– Our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. Who knew the undead had such killer moves?
– The creepers have been trained to give out hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real blast…of love!
– Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. Don’t worry, it’s all washable paint.
– The villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. Their hit song? “Trading with My Heart.”
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Don’t forget…you’re pathetic!
Welcome to our silentMinecraft server, where we challenge you to see how long you can go without speaking a single word!
Join us for a hilarious experiment where players communicate through emotes and sign language only. Can you survive without uttering a single syllable?
Rumor has it, the longer you stay silent, the more powerful you become in the game. Some players have even unlocked secret telepathic abilities to communicate with others without saying a word!
So come on, join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer our mute Minecraft server. Who needs words when you have emotes and telepathy to dominate the game?
Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of feeling like you want to kms? Well, we have the solution for you! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about wanting to kms. Just ask our player who drank some coffee and now they don’t wanna kms anymore! Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and coffee-induced euphoria. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server?
Welcome to gaming nation mc server! Here at Gaming Nation you will find a small but growing community of friendly player and staff. I would like to invite to join our community and get to know us. We have a discord server too. So this way you can stay in contact with us all the time, if you need something
BRUTAL SMP LIFESTEAL SMPFIRST OF ALL THIS IS A LIFESTEAL SERVERIF YOU ARE IN PVP THEN YOUR KEEP INVENTORY WILL AUTOMATICALLY TURNED OFFAND NORMALY KEEP INVENTORY IS ONWE HAVE A SEPERATE SHOP FOR HEARTS WE SELL THE CHEAPEST CRATES IT’S ONLY $0.12 PER PREMIUM CRATE KEYYOU CAN BUY SETHMES WITH INGAME CURRENCY THIS IS A LIFESTEAL SMP SO TRAPING IS ALLOWED
Like a good grind? JailBreakMC is just for you! Join now and start the long road to prestige.
JailBreakMC is a GRINDY non-OP/hardcore style prison server with a unique experience.
– Upgrade-able Cells w/ Member Management and Size Expansions.
– Tons of Custom Enchants to Explore.
– Custom Mines with Caves/Chambers.
– Player Levels & Abilities That Increase Stats.
– Enchantment Crystals w/ Success Chances + Scrapping.
– Weekly Events (on Saturdays)
Join today and run /claim on join to start your adventure!
IP Address: mc.jailbreakmc.com
Website: https://jailbreakmc.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/JbuC4WZ
Store: https://store.jailbreakmc.com
Santorini is a brand new server for people who love to play vanilla Minecraft.
The server is located in France
We encourage players of any kind to join the server.
We will hold minigames in the server on a regular basis.
Joining; To join the server you must, Join the Discord channel, That’s it! Well, no it’s not all, Once you’re in the discord channel you’ll have to file an application, If you fit the criteria, you’ll be added!
https://discord.gg/ZC4NasW
Requirements; You must be able to speak English fluently, You must own a Minecraft account, You must own a Discord account, You must own a mic, You must be at least 16 years old, You must be a decent human being.
Rules; No Griefing, No Hacking, No Exploits, No Stealing, Be mature.
