Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest dreams come true!
Join us and become a part of our wacky community where we have llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and cows that tell the best dad jokes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a cute little feline that shoots fireballs from its eyes.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Remember, resistance is futile – we own you!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a good day because we have a strict “no buffoons, hood rats, or bum brains allowed” policy! Our allies are empty, so you won’t have to deal with any BLM rallies or liberal haters trying to ruin your fun.
Join us if you’re tired of dealing with people who don’t understand that “if it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” We welcome all races, except for those who can’t take a joke or have a sense of humor.
Come build, mine, and explore in a safe and hilarious environment where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so freeing and entertaining? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that cater to the same old white male demographic? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got sexy pixelated characters that will make you question your own blocky existence. And forget about voting with your wallet, on our server, you vote with your dance moves! That’s right, every time you bust a move in-game, you’re casting your vote for the next crazy event we’ll host. So come join us and let’s get this block party started!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epiccommunity where anything is possible!
Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normalMinecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
Welcome to our crazyMinecraft server where the only way to survive is by following the white man! Why, you ask? Because he’s got all the secrets to unlocking hidden treasures and defeating the most epic bosses you’ve ever seen.
Join us on this wild adventure as we journey through unbelievable landscapes filled with mind-blowing challenges. Build your own empire and conquer your enemies with the help of magical potions and enchanted weapons.
But beware, the white man is not to be trusted! He may lead you to victory one minute, only to betray you the next. Can you outsmart him and claim the ultimate prize?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about the NEW WHITENESS MAP that just dropped on our server? It’s like stepping into a whole new world of whiteness that will blow your mind!
Join our server for a chance to explore this epic new map filled with glowing white trees, sparkling white rivers, and majestic white mountains. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the beauty of this whiteness all around you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of magical unicorns that roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil forces!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the whiteness like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…
📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.
⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!
⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.
Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.
Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!
Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies.
https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu
New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm
simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished
We’re thrilled to announce the launch of Legion MC!
Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to bring you a premium gameplay to keep you intrigued.
In our survival server you’ll gather resources, form alliances, and earn crate keys by defeating bosses and earning in-game currency.
Unlock unique enchants, cosmetics, and ranks by purchasing crate keys and ranks from our online store. With our commitment to delivering high quality features and performance we also guarantee excellent support to our players .
Our next upcoming gamemode to be released is factions so stay tuned as we introduce new features weekly and new ways to progress and make money in-game.
If you’re looking for a nostalgic longterm serveror just want visit our amazing world,you’ve come to the right place.
We Offer:
Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:
Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)
Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)
Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)
Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)
Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)
Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)
Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)
Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)
Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)
Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)Background Server Features:
Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)
No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)
Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)
Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)Functional build protection.**
Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.
There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging)** Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.
This is the official server of the next generation gamer social media!
Come here, and play with your friends in some of the best gamemodes you can find!
Our official websites:
gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official website.
mc.gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official Minecraft server website.
Empire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP Minecraft server. Experience expansive class based combat, both attacking and defending locations from the Lord of the Rings novels and Films. Each map features a new array of play-styles for you to try out and master, as well as new custom built locations to explore and discover.
Join us, and experience firsthand the magical excitement that only Empire War can offer. Embark on a journey where you will battle, conquer, and shape your own destiny, all within a world where legends are forged: the future of Middle Earth is in the palm of your hand!
Join the forces of Mordor, Isengard, Haradrim, and more evil factions. Conquer Helm’s Deep as an Uruk-Hai general, besiege Minas Tirith with hordes of trolls, or raid the fields of Edoras riding dreadful wargs!
Or choose to fight for the free peoples of Middle-Earth. Defend the ruins of Osgiliath, or protect the ancient Halls of Moria! Push back the assaults on Erebor or end the evil once and for all at the doorstep of Mordor at the Black Gate!
Whatever you want to do, whatever side you want to fight for, Empire War allows you to jump right into Middle-Earth and feel like you’re actually part of its world.
![Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Vervains-Arcadia-HermitCraft-SMP-Survival-Creative-Mini-games-Close.gif)
If you’re looking for a nostalgic longterm 
We Offer:
Empire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP 
