Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you want to bang Zendaya in the bunghole? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure within, Zendaya herself will appear and challenge you to a build battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when defeated. And if you collect enough enchanted bacon, you can summon a magical unicorn to ride around the server in style.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the wild adventures begin! Just remember, no homo when it comes to banging Zendaya in the bunghole.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!
So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!
Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!
On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.
Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is throwing a 10th Birthday Bonus Bash that will blow your mind! Get 200 Login Crystals, join a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can find the rarest items while battling it out with your friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server just released the Grand Lucio 5* FLB, rebalances for Eternals & Evokers, and an update to the Unite & Fight Token Box. Plus, get ready for some insane battles with our Extra Party Trial Battles coming up soon.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening next month, along with a Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.
Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.
But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.
I have created a realm for me and people who want to just chill on minecraft with new friends and have fun. I have 4 slots open for anyone who wants to join, just add my discord (harvey001).
On your first night, this is a normal survival server. Go mining, build a house, work with or against other players, and explore.
But as you start to explore the land, you will discover its stories and secrets: from the werewolf descendants of Waramon, to the alchemists of Eborin, to the dragons and other creatures of Runnach and Sholkingham.
SOH is a historical roleplay based on Scandinavia during 800-850 AD. Although it takes place in a fictional tribe, the lore and events are mostly historically accurate. Server is right now in Open Beta. Which means there might be some bugs and glitches in the server. We will also be recruiting staff members during open beta. Stand by for further news if you are interested.
This is a truly vanilla anarchy experience. No rules, just endless vanilla play. Contact us on our discord server for more information or just to chat with us!
Discord: https://discord.gg/2tkReS6
Hacks that lag the server and deliberate lag machines will result in a kick or a temporary/permanent ban.
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Kismet is a Happy Place! :)Running 1.710 minecraft and FTB Infinity Evolved Modpack v 3.1.0!–We are a community-oriented server striving to provide a happy place for players who are looking for an enjoyable experience away from griefing and conflict. Kismet is an opportunity to feed your modded Minecraft addiction. LGBT Friendly, discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated!–Features:Friendly small server community with Discord integration.No Grief, No stealing, No Raiding, No PVP.Claim system using Grief Prevention!Earn claim blocks as you play!Player ranks with perks that improve as you play!Set more than one home!Balanced mix of magic and tech.Resetting End, Nether, Gather, and Mining dimensions for replenishing resources.Chest shop economy for players who want to run their own shop!Now using Quick Shop plugin!
Galath is a casual nonprofit SMP server with a realistic economy!
We are a small community of dedicated players that enjoy the aspects of casual gaming but with some realistic aspects. On Galath you can create towns, claim them, rent sections of your land, create stores and compete with other players for prices, accept career paths, and much more! Our ranks do not go for real money- they are unlocked with rank points, obtained with votes!
Hi everyone!
Ever wanted to play on the Hermitcraft server? This is probably the closest you can get.
Eldercraft is now accepting new applicants for a new season on the server.
The Eldercraft server is all about finding some like-minded members to join our vanilla Minecraft world.
Our goal is to meet new people, collaborate on new projects and hopefully make some friends in the process, just like on the Hermitcraft server.
We hope to make a close community of active players, each with their own specialities and abilities. Are you next?
The server is Survival Vanilla, no mods or plugins are active.
But we do have a few command blocks to make it even more like the Hermitcraft server.
We will consider all players with any level of experience, who show a form of maturity in their application.
Apply at server website. http://eldercraft.org/
If you do not receive a Welcome-to-Eldercraft-email within a few days, you have NOT been whitelisted. There is no reason to send another application.
Best regards, The ElderCraft Team.
