Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	3156
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	562	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	9830
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	78
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4138	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8873	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6393	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

#announcement, $1.2 Billion, Biden administration, CraftyBidensUkraineAid, crisis response, diplomatic relations, economic development, emergency relief, final aid package, financial assistance, foreign assistance, foreign policy, global affairs, government support, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Reuters, Server, Ukraine, USAI

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	948	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2760
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1037

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

2020, anti-terrorism, Behead, beheading, blocks, CartoonCrazeMC, cartoons, Class, conviction, Court, crime, debate, extremism, France, freedom of speech, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, Prophet Muhammad, radicalization, Samuel Paty, sentencing, Teacher, Terrorism

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

School Shooters R Us

AMERICANS, Awareness, education, employment, ENTERING, Future, generation, gun control, Impact, mental health, Preparation, Prevention, response, Safety, School, school shootings, shooters, society, Training, Trauma, violence, Workforce

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	444
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

come join our minecraft server where we train you for the ultimate school shooting experience! we have virtual classrooms, target practice, and even a cafeteria where you can practice your aim on unsuspecting students!

join now and show off your skills to all your friends! who needs a job when you can be the ultimate school shooter in minecraft?!

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!