Are you tired of looking in the mirror and feeling like a potato? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll feel like a diamond in the rough! Our pixelated world will make you feel like a Minecraft model, strutting your stuff with confidence.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual mirror that compliments you every time you log in. Not only that, but our virtual skincare routine will have your Minecraft character glowing brighter than a beacon.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to feeling like a Minecraft mob. It’s time to feel fabulous and fierce in our blocky paradise!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further than our server, where Elegg is so fat that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of his girth! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to witness Elegg accidentally sit on a creeper and turn it into a diamond block. Don’t miss out on the fattest fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to level up is by being a cute girl who likes other cute girls! Why settle for just building blocks when you can build relationships with your fellow cute girls?
Join us for a world where being adorable is the key to success. Our server is filled with cute girls who only want to touch and be touched by the most attractive players – and in our world, that means being a cute girl yourself!
So come on in and show off your cuteness! Who knows, you might just find your perfect match in this world of cute girls who like cute girls. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so fat they can’t see their feet anymore! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with oversized characters and massive builds that will leave you in stitches.
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hilarious as it is outrageous, come join us for the “So fat, she can’t see her feet anymore edition” – where the only thing bigger than our players is the amount of fun we have!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who will only reveal its location if you can out-dance them in a virtual dance-off!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.
Are you tired of the real world and all its stresses? Do you just want to embrace the NEET life and chill all day long? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and say goodbye to job hunting and hello to endless relaxation and fun.
On our server, you can build your dream NEET paradise, complete with all the snacks and naps you could ever want. No more worrying about interviews or getting ghosted – just pure, unadulterated relaxation.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your mental health will thank you for taking a break from the real world and diving headfirst into the world of Minecraft NEETs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where you can escape all those deep, existential questions and just have a blast!
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered.
Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to claim them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary that shoots rainbow lasers.
So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you can be building a giant taco fortress with your friends on our server? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
Welcome to our amazingMinecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in our enchanted forest disco!
But be warned, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to host tea parties and bake delicious cakes for all who dare to face her in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join now for a wild ride filled with creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons singing karaoke!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties in town!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself jamming out to the latest Minecraft parody songs like it’s your new favorite playlist!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being pathetic is a requirement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while playing!
– Our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. Who knew the undead had such killer moves?
– The creepers have been trained to give out hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real blast…of love!
– Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. Don’t worry, it’s all washable paint.
– The villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. Their hit song? “Trading with My Heart.”
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Don’t forget…you’re pathetic!
This is purely for fun hardcore survival server.
1 life; death = permaban.
PvP allowed.
We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.
Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.
KickAxeCraft
created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10
Towny Server
Added
Skyblock Creative and Halloween World
Owner:Toxic_Waste
Co-Owner BabyBird
Welcome to our Minecraft Towny Server. We use Towny for protection. The people and staff are what makes our community great. Be a part of it. Join! Make sure to join our website for recent updates.
Website – http://www.jingomcs.com
Server Addresses
towny. jingomcs.com
158.69.131.100
158.69.131.101
158.69.131.103
