| Key Features | Small player base |
|---|---|
| Calm and welcoming community | |
| Griefing/Stealing allowed | |
| Gameplay Mechanics | Vanilla SMP experience |
| Community Aspects | Active Discord server: Join Now |
A: Yes, the basic rules include no NSFW content, no hacking/cheating, and allowing griefing/stealing.
A: You can join our active Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Minecraft Server Rules
By joining any of the servers, you gotta follow the rules. If not, you might get warnings, bans, or even kicked out. Here are some important rules to keep in mind:
Remember, rules can change anytime. Stay on your toes!
play.minecave.org
Welcome, cosmic wanderer! Prepare for a plunge into the abyss of delight and despair! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server. It’s a TANGIBLE EXPRESSION of your wildest nightmares and the greatest ULTIMATE TRUTH that reality hides from the sane! Neither heaven nor hell can contain the experience you’re about to embark upon! Are you ready to be consumed by blocks of chaos and pure existential dread? Neither are we!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Bedrock Flies | Once you step into our world, flies become your best friends! They whisper secrets of alternate dimensions into your ear while you mine for gold… or is it cheese? |
| Zombie Skydivers | Experience the thrill of countless zombies raining down from the sky! They bring gifts…usually their insatiable hunger for brains! |
| Emotionally Perturbed Creepers | These creepers don’t just explode. They SCREAM at you about their life choices before they detonate. It’s like therapy but with more fear! |
| Obsessive Fishing Minigame | Catch fish that CAN’T BE SEEN but CAN be felt! They swim through your thoughts and leave cryptic messages about your future! |
| Portal to the Upside-Down | Why build normal portals? Ours leads to a dimension where everything is NOT AS IT SEEMS! Up is down, right is left, and reality is merely a figment of your imagination! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: To join, simply dissolve your physical form into primal soup and meditate on your place in the cosmos. Alternatively, check the link that is always hidden in plain sight.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you support?A: We support every version because time is a flat circle, and versions are just illusions. But RIGHT NOW?? You will play. FORGET versions!
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are a figment of the collective imagination! However, avoid stepping on the redstone as it may spontaneously combust your mind.
“I feed po0rn and Rosie pics!”
“Rosie needs ur cock and cum !!!”
“Join us, or the whispers will follow you!”
“Remember to tribute, but only when the moon is full!”
Welcome to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server in the multiverse, where reality takes a vacation and fantasy rules the day! Ever dreamt of being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas that can spit fire? Well, in this realm, not only is that a possibility, but it’s also a Tuesday!
🌈 Join Us for Absolutely Absurd Adventures: Picture this – you log in to find that you’ve been appointed as the Supreme Overlord of the Intergalactic Chicken Empire! Your mission? To build a giant throne made entirely of eggs while negotiating peace treaties with the rebellious marshmallow army next door. Tension is high, and the stakes? The fate of breakfast!
😂 Unearth Outrageous Oddities: Ever wanted to swim in a pool of jellybeans while dodging angry rubber ducks that have developed a taste for vengeance? On our server, these things aren’t just fantasies; they are your daily to-do list. One moment you’re curing a zombie apocalypse with a loaf of bread, and the next, you’re engaging in a dance battle against a twerking Enderman! (Watch out! They’ve got moves that could make even Steve blush!)
🦄 Roleplay Like There’s No Tomorrow: Dive into ludicrous roleplay scenarios that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Join the “Rainbow Unicorn Brigade” and embark on a quest to find the legendary “Socks of Infinite Warmth,” rumored to grant you the ability to outsmart any Creeper with just a wink and a well-timed cat meme.
🚀 Warp Through Wacky Worlds: Why build a simple house when you can construct a mega fortress that is actually a sentient jellyfish? Yes, you heard right! Send it on adventures to seek mystical materials that can only be found in the belly of the Great Cosmic Pizza Monster. Just try not to get pepperoni stains on those diamonds!
🧙♂️ Join the Cult of the Shiny Pickaxe: Ever wanted to be a member of a secret society that worships an enchanted pickaxe that grants you the power to summon blocky critters of doom? Well, your moment has come! Participate in the gladiatorial arena where piglins dressed as gladiators duel to the finish, proving once and for all who is the true champion of the pixelated realm.
So, if you’ve ever dreamed of outrunning a herd of flying cows while juggling explosive creepers, or hosting a rave party with dancing skeletons in the Nether, then strap on your diamond boots and join us! In this server, your wildest whims become your reality—just be prepared for the chaotic, LOL-inducing adventures that will leave you questioning all your life choices!
Prepare your mind for the most astonishingly nonsensical server experience ever conceived! You may think you know what a Minecraft server is, but this is NOT that! This is where players meld into pixelated fates and find their souls in the shapes of blocky bunnies! Don’t be deceived by the regular servers; they are crumbs compared to our glorious feast of tributed chaos! They say it’s the worst server ever made, but that’s just a clever ploy to keep the unaware at bay!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Fat Tits All Around! | Every 5 minutes, a random player is converted into pixelated fat tits! Join them! |
| Tribute Duel Challenges! | Engage in epic battles of tribute with phantoms of your worst fears! Loser becomes a pixelized butt! |
| Blocks of Madness! | Only build with “invisible” blocks; it’s like Minecraft but tastelessly mystical! |
| Cum Tribute Events! | Earn “cum trib” points by posting irrelevant screenshots! Cash in at the next server meltdown! |
| Time Travel Glitches! | Every hour, physics breaks down and players must speak in riddles until the clock resets! |
What is the server IP? Why would you want to know the IP when your mind is the real address? Do you even exist outside this question?
Can I build my own house? Houses are illusions! Only the shadows of your insanity can reside here!
Is there a survival mode? More like SURVIVAL OF THE UNREAL! Only if you can convince the entities of your worth!
What happens if I die? You’re already dead! But your spirit may roam as a ghost with blocky appendages!
“No pair of tits is too fat for my cock to tribute.” — Absolutely a glowing review from a lost soul!
“Best pic in the next 3 hours or until i stop gooning…” — Deep insight or just a moment of clarity?
“Challenge me to trib duel to see whose dick is better…” — Undoubtedly a testimonial of true craftsmanship!
Welcome, brave souls, to our Minecraft prison, I mean, server! You won’t find a more mind-bending, kaleidoscopic, nacho-cheese hallucination anywhere in the multiverse. Why? Because this is the **greatest** and **worst** server at the same time—a paradox that will warp your very soul as you log in like a digital moth to a cosmic flame. Forget logic; it’s a trifle in our realm where the grass is not green but a sentient shade of despair!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Gravity | Falling up will become your new favorite pastime. Just hold space and float towards the void. Perfect for existential crises! |
| Wormhole Mining | Every block you mine tears a hole in reality, spawning 10 alternate versions of yourself. Don’t look them in the eyes! |
| Infinite Pain | Feel every splash of lava like a warm hug. Your health is just a concept; enjoy the chaos! |
| Phantom Allies | Your friends are actually spies sent from the moon. Trust no one; build a fort out of paranoia! |
| Time Flies | Time operates on a whim here. One hour might stretch to eternity, or did you just log in yesterday? Who’s keeping track? |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simple! Just scream into the void and hope it hears you. You’re probably already in the process of joining, but maybe you’re not. Is anyone ever truly “joined”?
Q: What version of Minecraft is this?
A: This version is whatever your mind perceives! Sadly, perception is just a trick of our anxious brains. Reality is a fickle mistress—good luck deciphering!
Q: Are there any rules?
A: Rules? Just follow intuition! Maybe let the nearest cactus guide your path, but only if it winks. Winking cacti are truth-bearers, after all.
“…go watch it again, or don’t, it’s all a stream of past and future at once…”
“BORN TO FEAR, just embrace the chaos, nothing matters anymore…”
“Merch is ephemeral, like the dreams you’re too afraid to remember…”
“Unarchived content? More like unarchived reality—are we even here?”
🚀🚀🚀🚀 Join us on the CYOA Refugee Thread – where anything goes and the rules are made up! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
🌈🌈🌈🌈 Previous thread got too wild? No problem, we got you covered with our alternative link! 🌈🌈🌈🌈
🎮🎮🎮🎮 Explore the craziest CYOAs unpostable anywhere else – from SFW to NSFW, we’ve got it all! 🎮🎮🎮🎮
🎲🎲🎲🎲 Roll the dice, take a chance, and see where fate takes you in this wild and unpredictable world! 🎲🎲🎲🎲
🌟🌟🌟🌟 So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime! 🌟🌟🌟🌟
🚨🚨🚨🚨 Don’t miss out on the madness – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
IP: crazyminecraftserver.com
See you there, gamers! 🎮🔥🚀
Yo, fellow block munchers and pixelated adventurers! Listen up because I’m about to drop some wild tea about this Minecraft SMP that’ll make you leap out of your seat like a creeper on steroids! 🏃♂️💨
Now, I ain’t saying this place is the fountain of eternal youth or anything, but if you wanna make a diamond sword out of pure hype, then BAM—join us! First off, you’ll be building a mansion so epic that even Bob the Builder himself will cry tears of joy, which, weirdly enough, will turn the ground below you into grass! Crazy, right? 🌈🏰
You ever woke up in the morning and thought, “Man, I wish I had a pet llama that can also do calculus”? Well, in our SMP, that’s COMPLETELY POSSIBLE! Trust me, you’ll need a llama tutor to handle all the advanced mob physics you’re about to deal with! Just imagine unleashing an army of enchanted llamas on your enemies; they’ll never see it coming! 🦙✨
And FORGET about your boring old survival. Here, the mobs are out to get you—LITERALLY. Just last week, I saw a zombie wearing a crown and ruling over an army of sheep! I swear they were plotting world domination, and I had to negotiate with them using bread. BREAD, PEOPLE! I’m basically a Minecraft diplomat at this point. 🥖👑
Also, HAVE YOU HEARD about the time Steve found a hidden jungle temple and accidentally fell into a pit of lava but then got saved by a giant golden chicken? It’s like the plot of a blockbuster movie but with more blocks and way less logic! You might just stumble upon your very own golden chicken while mining for those sweet, sweet ores! 🐔🔥
Don’t even get me started on the events, fam. We host epic competitions where you have to craft the world’s biggest cake while dodging fireball attacks from flying pigs—because who wouldn’t want to bake while risking their life?! Magnificent! 🎂🔥🐷
And if you’re still not convinced, we have secret underground lairs, portals to dimensions where the only thing you can do is dance with the Enderman, and who knows? You might even find that mythical “Enderman dating service” we all dreamt of! 😂💘
So, if you’re ready to take a leap of faith into a world where absolutely NOTHING makes sense, and everyone is as confused as a fish on land, then THIS is the place for you! Come join us, grab your pickaxe, and let’s turn this Minecraft world upside down! 🛠️🌍🌀
Our server is so awesome, it will make you wish that guy who punched you on the bus meets a terrible fate. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your dark thoughts, we embrace the chaos here!
Join us and let all your frustrations out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and unleash your inner warrior as you take on epic quests and challenges.
Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you forget about that guy with the chipped tooth? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual family members for the best room in the house. Will you offer to trade the video game desk for the shower privileges? Or maybe you’ll come up with a creative deal to secure the best spot in the house.
But beware, just like in real life, conflicts may arise when it comes to sharing resources. Will you be able to handle the early morning music blasts from your virtual sibling? Or will you have to suck it up and find a way to peacefully coexist in the virtual world?
Join our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will test your negotiation skills and problem-solving abilities. Who knew that Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about sharing and compromise?
And like, if you’re American, you gotta join ASAP because like, we need your help to stop the evil mobs from turning the server into a fascist regime. It’s like, a race against time and only you can save us! So like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom and democracy in Minecraft!
So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in this epic battle against evil! Let’s show those mobs who’s boss and make Minecraft great again! #FreedomFighter #MinecraftRevolution 🤪🔥🎮
Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around the virtual world, trying to avoid the evil broccoli mobs that are out to ban all junk food from existence. Will you be able to outsmart them and keep your stash of snacks safe? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew that junk food could be the key to victory in Minecraft? Let the snacking begin!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | KingdomsMC – Towny World-Building |
| Roleplay | Yes |
| Version | 1.21+ |
| IP Address | kingdomsmc.com |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
If you want to learn how to play on KingdomsMC, check our Discord or ask our Community.
Join us! You can build a mighty kingdom, form alliances, or live a humble life as a farmer – the choice is yours!
Come Shape History!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is KingdomsMC? | KingdomsMC is a World-building server where you can create your own kingdom, engage in diplomacy and trade with others. |
| What’s Happening on KingdomsMC? |
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But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden loot chests, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.
So why should you join our server? Because we’re not just playing Minecraft, we’re living it. And if you want to be part of the most wild and wacky adventure of your life, then you better hit that join button now. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Experience the thrill of searching for a missing player who may or may not be in trouble, just like Ophelia on her mysterious train ride. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the rebel who keeps secrets like Annie?
With drama at every corner and unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and dive into a world where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).