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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6823
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5189	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Villages Defended:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6424	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8423	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6478
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8779
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Void Gems Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7823
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4415
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	118
Runes Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1553	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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