Mining for two years, found a diamond. Built a friendship fortress, but creeper blew it up. Now lost in the Nether, trying to craft a new path. Mob fights in my mind, obsidian heart shattered. Server vibes are cold, griefing my soul.
ObsessiveCraft
anger, Angry, Boundaries, Communication, control, Crush, devastated, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, feelings, friendship, Goodbye, Hug, Jealousy, love, Minecraft, Obsession, ObsessiveCraft, relationship, romance, Server
Homies Over Girlfriends Realm
camaraderie, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, feelings of exclusion, friendship, gender differences, Girlfriends, homies, homies over girlfriends, love, love versus friendship, male friendships, Moids, platonic affection, Realm, relationship struggles, relationships, romance, romantic gestures, Sadness, social dynamics, unrequited love
JOIN NOW OR THE SUN WILL EXPLODE!
Welcome to the ballad of endless blocks and creeping dread! This is NOT just any Minecraft server; it is a kaleidoscope of chaos where reality bends its knees before your very presence! Are you ready to dive into the abyss of madness? Because if you join, you might just discover that the sky is a lie and the grass is crying in unison! It’s the greatest server in the universe—but also the worst! Join now, and let your sanity unravel amidst pixelated pandemonium!
Features That Will Bend Your Mind!
Feature Description Infinite Skelly Cats Collect cats that are actually skeletons pretending to be your friends! They whisper secrets of the universe, which may or may not involve existential dread! Time Travel Pigs Hop on a pig and travel through broken time loops! Experience last Tuesday and tomorrow simultaneously—yes, it’s confusing, but isn’t that the point? Endless Hunger Games BATTLE using only the food you hate the most! Can you survive a raw chicken duel while contemplating your life choices? Useless Crafting Create items that serve absolutely NO purpose! Who knew crafting a blender from stone would lead to interior conflict? Gravity That Lies Defy the laws of physics as you leap into what appears to be the void… only to land on a trampoline made of regrets! Frequently Asked Questions (or Should I Say, FEARED QUESTIONS?)
Q: Can I join with friends?
A: Friends? Or are they MEANT to be foes? Trust no one! Only the shadows know your destiny here.
Q: Is this safe for children?
A: Safety is a social construct! Only the brave shall tread; will your children dare to dance with despair?
Q: What version is the server?
A: Versions are illusions, like the idea of peace! Embrace the unknown. Maybe it’s Minecraft. Maybe it’s your imagination.
Random Reviews from the Cosmos
“moids are more romantic to their homies than their girlfriends…” – Prepare to be romanced by skeletons!
“what if I want to be your homie too :(‘” – Join and find out if friendship can withstand the cosmic horrors!
Glowing Basker’s Realm
After sex, Afterglow, afterglow feelings, afterglow moments, Baskers, basking, Concert, emotional connection, euphoria, GLOWING, Intimacy, intimate moments, love, Passion, physical intimacy, post-coital bliss, post-concert, Realm, relationship, romance, romantic encounters, satisfaction, sex
Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Get ready to dive into a world of pure madness and chaos, where the only rule is to have a good time. Build, explore, and conquer with your fellow gamers as you embark on epic adventures and create your own stories. Join now and let’s get this party started!SwipeCraft: The Ultimate Dating Game
Communication, DATING, dating apps, dating behavior, dating dynamics, dating frustrations, dating game, dating trends, digital age, Game, love, MATCHMAKING.., meeting people, modern dating, online dating, relationships, romance, Singles, social media, swipe culture, Swipecraft, Technology, Ultimate, virtual dating
so like, u tired of swiping left and right on dating apps? come join our minecraft server where u can find ur soulmate while mining for diamonds! forget about awkward first dates, just team up with someone to defeat the ender dragon together! who needs tinder when u have creepers to keep u on ur toes? join now and swipe right on crafting ur love story!IP: diamondlovers.About.minecraft
Blocky Bedrock Banter
Admiration, Affection, appreciation, arousal, banter, bedrock, blocky, compliments, Connection, desire, dirty talk, endearment, flattery, Intimacy, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Passion, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, sex, Sweet nothings
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a creeper photobombed your epic base tour video. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive compliments during sex that will make you question your life choices. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!CraftyCoupleMinecraftSMP
Affection, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyCoupleMinecraftSMP, Cuddling, Deep Conversations, emotional intimacy, holding hands, Intimacy, intimacy in a relationship, intimacy without sex, Kissing, love, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, quality time, relationship, romance, shared interests, Trust
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, bro.But the best part is the community, man. We all bond over our love for building giant statues of potatoes and having llama races. It’s like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way, you know?
And let me tell you, the drama is off the charts. One time, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a zombie. It was like a soap opera, bro.
So if you’re looking for a place to chill, build some epic stuff, and maybe get involved in some llama drama, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total blast. Plus, we have free virtual cookies. Who can say no to that?
Lolanya’s Love Realm 1.20.1
1.20.1, Boyfriend, CrimsonIcebear, DATING, digital footprint, Followers, interactions, Lolanyas, love, love life, online activity, online presence, Realm, Relationship Status, relationships, romance, Significant Other, social media, social media presence, social-networking, tweets, twitter, Updates
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! And get this, the admin is like a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing!Plus, if you check out @CrimsonIcebear’s posts and replies on Twitter, you’ll see that this server is where all the cool kids hang out. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you might as well be living under a rock. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Eternal Love Realm 1.20.1
1.20.1, Affection, Commitment, deep connection, emotional, Enduring Love, ETERNAL, Everlasting love, Falling In Love, Heartwarming, long term love, love, love poems, love quotes, love story, Passion, Realm, relationships, repeat love, romance, sentimental, soulmates, true love
Yo, bro, do you want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever? Like, seriously, this server will make you fall in love again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and againMystic Realm Quests 1.21
adoration, Affection, care, Commitment, compassion, Connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Intimacy, Kindness, long term relationship, love, loyalty, mystic, Passion, Quests, Realm, relationships, romance, Support, Trust, Understanding
Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out if you would love her!We have a custom-built world where you can explore and discover hidden secrets.
Build your own love nest with heart-shaped blocks and pink sheep everywhere.
Fight off creepers and skeletons to prove your love and dedication.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to win her heart in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure!
AwkwardlySexyCraft
attraction, awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardlySexyCraft, comedic situations, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, Intimacy, love, Passion, real-life scenarios, relationships, role playing, romance, seduction, Sexy, theory vs reality, unexpected outcomes
Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a hot, shirtless Steve or Alex! It may sound sexy in theory, but trust us, it gets hilariously awkward real quick when you’re trying to build a house and suddenly there’s a line of buff Minecraft characters staring at you. Join our server for the ultimate mix of sexy and awkward fun – just be prepared for some unexpected encounters with your blocky admirers!PIT True Anarchy
PIT is the true anarchy experience. This no rules anything goes server has a 2 year plus old map that never updates. Currently on version 1.13.2
pitserver.co
Zerzura
IP: play.zerzura.xyz
Welcome to Zerzura, a 1.14.4 PvE Towny Survival Server! We hope to deliver a community-driven survival experience with features including, but not limited to: Towny Jobs McMMO ThonkTweaks MythicDrops Ranks Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/rXhDtWQ We hope to see you on soon!
play.zerzura.xyz
Rwcold
Welcome to RWC! Start your adventure as a soldier with firearms, custom bosses, custom armor, platoons, custom kits, boxes and more! Start your adventure and show what a great soldier you are!
mc.rwcold.com
JustGame Ocean
Here at JustGame, we focus on letting players play the way they want without all the added complexities. We have a bit of something for everyone, but semi-vanilla survival is our focus. Instead of a fancy spawn, players are spawned in a random wilderness part of the map. Everyone starts off PvE, but can turn on PvP anytime they want. If you want to test out designs for a build before you spend the time gathering resources, you can try it out in our creative world. Our simple rules and well informed staff help keep griefers and hackers at bay so that they don’t interfere with other players’ survival.
Here are some of the things that set us apart from being a vanilla server: – Grief Prevention claiming system. So that players can focus on survival instead of worrying about other players. – A PvP system where players can turn on PvP to fight each other if they want to. – A home and tpa system, typical of what you would find on many servers. – Players are able to get spawners by blowing them up with TNT. There is only a chance it will work though! – Players can capture passive mobs by throwing chicken eggs at them. – Cutting a log in a tree with an axe will cut all logs on the tree. – The more experience you get, the more health you get.
Give us a try, stop by and game with us today!
mc.justgame.org
Anahata
A friendly survival server with rank ups based on playtime. The rules are simple and we are all just here to have fun!
anahata.serverminer.com:25642
Destrucraft
Destrucraf, the Minecraft server that will make you forget your worries and immerse yourself in a world full of fun and entertainment. With a friendly community and a management team always willing to help, this server has become the ideal place for those looking for a unique experience in the popular block game.
destrucraft.vultam.host
MeinKraft
MeinKraft is a survival server designed to be easy and fun to be innovative, and build a place where you and your friends can call home.
We are not a pay-to-win server. Donations are welcomed, but donators only get extra cosmetic features and do not gain an unfair gameplay advantage.
Discord: https://discord.gg/6zdKB6w
meinkraft.duckdns.org
GhostRealms
Anarchy server with no rules, no bullshit, and no world resets. Hacking is allowed as well as griefing, cheating, lying, etc. Everyone is allowed to join and is welcome! Anarchy at its finest.
192.95.36.203
Lemon survival
Welcome to Lemon Survival!
If there are any problems make a ticket in the discord
Java IP
mc1086054.fmcs.cloud goose.de.freemcserver.net:25594 162.55.82.117:25594
mc1086054.fmcs.cloud
TuxCraft
Hello! I’m Sunnival and i’m here to tell you about my server. Mainly, it’s an adventure map which I call Sign Hunt – explore a huge world made by mostly me and a few other helpers and find the 1000 hidden signs all over the map!
Each sign has some kind of dumb reference on it and a button next to it. Press the button to mark that sign as found, and get the point for it! Signs are hidden everywhere that you can get to, so check every single corner and odd-looking spot. Some of the signs have more vulgar references, so if your mom is gonna get mad cause she saw the f-word in Minecraft, then consider that.
Explore a sunken city, that same city but in the past and at its former glory, a volcano, hell, an old haunted manor, a UFO, and so many more fun and interesting areas! There are 52 areas total for you to explore and look for signs in. Some require the use of key items that you find during your adventure to get to!
If you wanna take a break from the sign hunting for a bit, head on over to our survival world. It’s very bare-bones with zero rules, and has no commands to help you – that means no sethomes, land claiming, factions, warps, etc. Just you, other players, and the world.
We always try to maintain a 100% uptime and are very laid back, so come chill on the server and have fun exploring and hanging out!
Join our brand new server at “Tuxcraft.serverminer.com”! And join our discord at https://discord.gg/hnuufav
tuxcraft.serverminer.com