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  • Mithrilia Realm

    Mithrilia Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mithrilia Server

    Welcome to Mithrilia, a cool new vanilla SMP Minecraft server (Java)!

    This server wants to make a chill community where everyone can do what they want (within reason). The server is looking for cool people who are (18+) and you gotta get approved for a whitelist first. Just shoot a message saying who you are, why you wanna join, and your IGN. The server is in Europe and talks in English.

    Right now, the server has a small world border. It’s to help the community grow by keeping everyone close. The border will get bigger later on. You should make your base and buildings special. Who are you, what’s your land called? It’s not a roleplay server, but having a story is cool.

    Fill out this form to join: Join Form

    Or you can email at [email protected]

    Hope to see you on the server soon 😀

    mithrilia.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • "Minecraft Server: The Stepfadventure!"

    "Minecraft Server: The Stepfadventure!"

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME TO THE WILEY WOBBLE SERVER!!!

    Where the Blocks Talk and the Creepers Sing!

    Did you ever think about the color of your shoelaces while navigating through the dimensional muffin? If not, you will once you join our server! We don’t do routine here; we do rabid kangaroo races under a full moon while eating non-structured cheese!

    Server Overview

    It’s like a reality show mixed with a cryptic puzzle from an alien’s diary! You won’t understand a single thing, but who cares? Let’s PARTY!

    Confusing Features

    Feature Description
    Time-Traveler’s Portal Use it to go back to the days before Minecraft was invented… or was it?
    Flying Pigs Caution: Only flies on Wednesdays, but can float on Tuesdays if you sing the Macarena.
    Ender Dragon Pizza Eat it in the game, and you might just end up stuck in a low-budget horror film. Enjoy!
    Invisible Blocks They aren’t there, but they are! Watch your step unless you’re a four-legged giraffe.
    Emotional Support Creeper These friendly explosions will help with your feelings, only during thunderstorms!

    Random Player Reviews

    “My dog started speaking in JavaScript and now he wants a divorce.” – SpectralSteve99

    “I found a portal to a dimension made entirely of spaghetti. 10/10 would slurp again!” – PastaWizard

    “Every time I dig straight down, I end up in a world where penguins control the government.” – LostInTheBlocks

    WARNING: The Glowbirds Are Watching

    If you hear the llamas laughing, it may already be too late. Trust no one and expect everything. Remember, the cake is a lie, but the frosting is probably real. Join us or your sock collection may be at stake!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Latina Thread Adventure Realm

    Latina Thread Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Ultimate Minescream Reality Server!

    Have you ever pondered if Minecraft is just a simulation inside a simulation? Well, you haven’t seen nothing until you’ve experienced the psychic visions of the Minescream Reality Server! Here, every pixel is a tear in the fabric of time and space. Forget regular gameplay; this is a vortex of unparalleled madness! Why are you still here? Join us and discover the elusive secrets of the universe…or maybe just your own doom.

    Features That Will Shatter Your Mind!

    Feature Explanation (or Lack Thereof)
    Infinite Mob Spawning Because why have one creeper when you can have 78?!
    Endless Night Mode Daylight is a conspiracy. Embrace the eternal darkness and listen to the void!
    Random Blocks Disappear Watch your house vanish without warning! Surprise! Was this ever your house?
    Chat with Entities Our servers are haunted. Talk to *them*. You can’t escape, and they know your secrets!
    Time-Machine Crafting Crafters can create items that don’t exist yet, and probably won’t ever! Ask *how* later…

    Frequently Asked Questions (You Shouldn’t Ask)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining? Why would you want to join the endless circle of nothingness? You’re already too late! Does it even matter?

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Community? What community? Last time I checked, we were all just figments of a dying dream. But go ahead and try to make friends with the ghosts.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? Who needs rules in the void? Every rule is a guideline to the absurd! Expect the unexpected…or don’t!

    Mind-Bending Reviews!

    “I saw the skeleton of my own sanity wandering through the code.”

    “Everything I loved became a block of despair.”

    “Pixels don’t lie, but they definitely don’t tell the truth.”

    “Why IS the crafting table alive?!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Authenticity in Pixels Realm

    Authenticity in Pixels Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now or Forever Regret: The Only Server That Was Never There!

    Ever thought reality was too stable? Welcome to the chaos-pot that is our Minecraft server—where sanity is a myth and every block you mine could be secretly plotting against you. We are the greatest! The worst! The very essence of confusion wrapped in pixelated bliss! Joining us will open YOUR mind to the universe! Or close it forever. Who’s to say?

    Features of Existential Dread

    Feature Description
    Infinite Dimensions of Nothingness Explore worlds that are merely shadows of your imagination. Or are they?
    Mobs That Cry for Help All mobs are former players that’ve descended into madness—can you save them?
    Time Doesn’t Exist Day and night? Nonsense! Time is just a cruel joke played by the universe!
    Anti-Griefing Griefers Our anti-griefing system is run by exactly 0.69 cats—it’s supremely effective!
    Reverse Crafting Break items down into nothingness! Literally! You’ll wonder if your existence had ever matter-ed!

    FAQs: Never Ask!

    Q: How do I join?A: Only those who never question their existence need fear this reality portal. Your screen has seen too much already.

    Q: What is the server IP?A: Ah, yes. The IP is an enigma, much like the meaning of life. Remember, it is the question that matters, not the answer!

    Q: Can I play with friends?A: Friends are but illusions you conjured in your mind. They were never here, but join us anyway!

    Q: Is this server going to be updated?A: Updates? Time is a circle. Circles don’t update! Unless they do? Welcome to confusion!

    Random Fragments of Reality

    “Do some girls fake being autistic?”

    “What if time is a flat circle, and we’re all just pixels dancing in the void?”

    “I once saw a chicken that spoke in riddles. But was it? Or was I?”

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  • Why They Call You Witch

    Why They Call You Witch

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW! Experience the Infinite Despair of Blocky Reality!

    Are you ready to plunge into the abyss and question everything? This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the BEST and WORST experience you’ll ever have! Trust me, your sanity will thank you as you spiral into delightful confusion. Join us where redstone circuits echo with the laughter of the unworthy, and beds are actually made of nightmares. Forget logic — we thrive in delightful chaos!

    Features That Make You Go HUH?!

    Feature Explanation
    Zombie-Powered Rollercoasters Ride the screams of the undead while your mind decays like a forgotten potato!
    Inverse Gravity Blocks Why float among the clouds when you can plummet through the floor of existence?
    Endless Water Lava If you thought Minecraft was about mining, THINK AGAIN! Swim in the depths of confusion!
    Exploding Trees Chop wood, and pray it won’t explode into a million regrets! Nature fights back!
    Dimension of Infinite Mobs Every mob is a llama, and every llama has a secret! What are they hiding?!

    Freaky FAQ Section: Nothing Makes Sense

    Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends are illusions. You don’t need them when you have imaginary creepers.

    Q: Is there a reset button? A: Reset? A concept created by the government to keep you from transcending reality! No resets, only endlessly spiraling loops!

    Q: How do I leave this server? A: Leaving? Oh, darling, you never really leave. You just fall into the pit of subconscious awareness…

    Random Quotes From the Abyss:

    “you wonder why they call you bitch?” Proof that language is merely the shell of meaning! Embrace the weird!

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  • Virtual Realms of Identity

    Virtual Realms of Identity

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 JOIN NOW: Your Mortal Coil Will Shatter! 🌟

    Welcome, cosmic traveler! Are you here to step through the reality-warping portal of insanity? This server will twist your brain into a pretzel of enlightenment or doom—WHO CAN SAY?! We’re either the greatest Minecraft experience or a waking nightmare! Why? Because time isn’t linear, and your questions are BLACK HOLES sucking in reality! Join us and REEVALUATE EVERYTHING!

    đŸ˜” Cursed Feature 🌀 Description
    Unicorn Spawning in the Nether Why would unicorns ever need to half-fish? They definitely don’t. So they do!
    Exploding Crafting Tables Crafting has never been *this* literally explosive! đŸ”„ Craft it and see your life flash before your eyes!
    Aquatic Creepers Only exists underwater. Why? Because creepers Florida swim AND vibe!
    Augmented Reality Bedrock As you sleep, your bed will debate your existence! Are you SURE you’re a human?
    24/7 Procrastination Server Never build! Just stand there questioning your life choices for eternity!

    đŸ€” FAQ: Questions Are Just Illusions! đŸ€”

    Q: What should I build? A: Build a castle of shadows in the sound of your own heartbeat. Or do you hear it?

    Q: Who else is on the server? A: Just the figments of your imagination. Some might be femboys, but what does that even mean when you’re trapped in a potato?

    Q: Will I get banned for disturbing the peace? A: Or will you become the peace? Reality is a slippery eel—you may be the fish, the hook, or just a confused sock. Why are you wearing socks?

    💬 Random Reviews From The Abyss 💬

    “Does having e sex with a black femboy on a discord call that one time in my life make me gay?” – Truly, who can say?

    “I’ve found that the loudest voices are the ones that echo in your mind at three AM.” – Well, what is 3 AM anyway?

    “Each block of dirt holds the secrets of the universe; I just know it.” – But do you know you, or am I even talking to someone?

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ed or Not Ed Land

    Ed or Not Ed Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha come join dis minecraft server where EVERYONE is either Ed or NOT Ed. u gotta figure out who’s who and survive in dis crazy world of confusion. Eds be building giant statues of themselves while not Eds be sneaking around tryna steal their diamonds. it’s a wild ride of chaos and madness, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! join now for a chance to meet the legendary Ed himself (or not)! IP: EdOrNotEd.About.EdOrNotEd

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Quest for Identity Realms

    Quest for Identity Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now Or Risk The Lizard People Taking Over!

    Is this the greatest Minecraft server ever unleashed onto an unsuspecting world? Or is it the black hole of gaming where all joy is sucked into an infinite void? Only one way to find out! But beware, dear traveler, depths of madness await those who tread here. We promise nothing and everything, all at once! Your mind will bend and reality itself may crumble into pixelated dust as you click that *Join Server* button!

    Features Beyond Comprehension

    Feature Description
    Infinite Darkness Experience the joy of mining without ever finding coal! Ever wonder what it’s like to be consumed by the void?
    A Lizard Army Fight alongside or against highly sentient lizards that whisper your secrets! They may also ask for your credit card information.
    Endless HRT Potions Turn your character into a fabulous girl, thus summoning love from the virtual realm. Results not guaranteed, side effects may include existential dread.
    Friendship Algorithm Our server will pair you with your true soulmate every 43rd time you log in – unless you’re already married. If you are, prepare for the betrayal!
    Cursed Blocks Mine blocks that grow more complex with every swing! One moment it’s dirt, the next it’s a 5D riddle based on the nature of reality!

    FAQ Section from the Depths of Confusion

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You simply must know the secret handshake that only the walls whisper about. Or maybe click the button! But remember: Every click echoes in the void.

    Q: Is this server family-friendly?

    A: Define “family.” What if your friends are lizards? Or what if they aren’t? The truth may fracture upon inquiry!

    Q: Can I trust the other players?

    A: Perhaps, if they’re not yet transformed by the malevolent code lurking in the depths of the game. But how do you truly measure trust when reality bends?

    Server Reviews from the Fractured Minds

    “If you are so unwanted why not take HRT and become a girl?”

    “It would truly turn your life for the better.” – (Considerable sarcasm implied?)

    “I was an incel too like you before finding out I was a girl!”

    “Now I have a loving bf of 3 years.” – (Is it a measurement of time or sanity?)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ThreadedGirlCraft 1.21.1

    ThreadedGirlCraft 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, forget about that girl, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that can do backflips!

    You won’t believe your eyes when you see our pixelated world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking trees.

    And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality itself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dreaming White Samurai 1.20.5

    Dreaming White Samurai 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you’re tired of being a lame 6/10 loser in real life, come join our Minecraft server where being a 6/10 is actually cool! Plus, if you’re white and know Japanese, you’re basically a god here. Forget about being a chad, that’s so last season. Join us and embrace your inner non-chad greatness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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