Are you tired of boring old servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is a solid 5/10 or worse! Why settle for mediocrity when you can have subpar greatness?
And don’t even get us started on the lack of whales. Seriously, who wants to play on a server without whales? Our server is so whale-friendly, we even have a pet whale named Bob who swims around in our virtual ocean and gives out free diamonds to players.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable building choices, random explosions, and an endless supply of llama drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join our server today!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as flat as a pancake and the possibilities are endless! Join us if you’ve ever wondered why that one block in Minecraft is so flat – we have the answers! Our server is run by a team of flat earth enthusiasts who believe that the world of Minecraft should be as flat as can be.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a hidden dimension where everything is even flatter than before. Rumor has it that there are rare treasures to be found in this flat dimension, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes, come join us for a truly flat-tastic experience. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why she’s so flat!
Join our Minecraft server and find out if your character has a thicc booty! Our server is known for its realistic character customization, so you can create a character with the biggest, juiciest butt in all of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Booty Gang, a group of players who have amassed so much wealth in-game that they literally have diamonds for booties. Join them on their quest to conquer the server and show off your own blinged-out booty!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret Booty Treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the ultimate booty power, making them the most powerful player in all of Minecraft.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to have a fat ass in Minecraft!
Welcome to our Fat Bitch Thread Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chunkiness! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is hosted on a giant floating slice of pizza in the sky, because why not?
– Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant chocolate bars and marshmallows to build your dream castle.
– The mobs on our server are all dressed in tutus and tiaras, because even zombies deserve to feel fabulous.
– Our PVP arena is a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks, so you can bounce your way to victory.
– The only way to access our secret treasure room is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a painting of a dancing taco.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Fat Bitch Thread server and let the ridiculousness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.
Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter…at least when it comes to your pickaxe! Join us and experience a world where even the smallest tools can make a big impact.
On our server, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Diamond Dildo to prove your worthiness. Rumor has it that only those with the most EPIC mining skills can wield its power.
But beware, there are rumors of a group of EXPLOSIVE creepers who have taken a liking to the Diamond Dildo. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your prize?
So come on, join our server and show off your mining skills. Who knows, you might just find that size really doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.
Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the "roastie" insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.
Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!
But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!
So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?
Welcome to our bootylicious Minecraft server! If you’re tired of playing on boring old servers and want to shake things up (literally), then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is all about celebrating those thicc Minecraft characters and their juicy behinds.
Join us for some cheeky adventures as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own bootyful creations and show off your best assets to the rest of the server. Trust us, you won’t find a server with a better view than ours.
But that’s not all! We also host regular twerk competitions where players can show off their best moves and win bootylicious prizes. So if you think you’ve got what it takes to shake it like a pro, then come on down and strut your stuff.
So what are you waiting for? Join our thicc Minecraft server today and let’s get this booty party started!
Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!
Survivalkreis.de is a gathering of Oddysee_88, Dumbatz01, LittleAngle, Richy_P, TheGame180 and Maritath21. The server was created on March 19th, 2021 and is self-financed by 3 people from the team, so that players are not forced to leave donations or anything else to us other than the time they leave here to play.
Which version can I play with at Survivalkreis.de?
We support versions 1.8.x – 1.20.1
Which game mode is available at Survivalkreis.de?
We have survival, and we ensure that we reset the worlds regularly when there are major changes!and End and Nether are reset every 4-8 weeks.
Information:
We are a small community with young and older players who enjoy their after-work and hobby in this game.We warmly invite you to get to know us and our project.
Seven Dreams is a brand new and unique survival economy server featuring core plugins such as Companies, JobsReborn, GriefPrevention, ShopChest, PlotSquared (with WorldEdit). Each player starts as a lowly, jobless Peasant and can pave their path up through the plethora of ranks to become an Elite by making money through the various plugins that are implemented in our server. As you progress, each rank allows you access to new features on the server including custom jobs, company creation, plot privileges and much more. We are constantly working on adding new features to each rank and the server as a whole to provide most diverse and dynamic experience to our users.
Worst Minecraft faction server, come on join! Make us better.
We are currently looking for staff and possibly, that can be you, Make sure that you follow our severs rules. There is so much flame in this server so if you are looking to roast someone and not get into trouble you are more than welcome to come here and roast! Thanks for looking at our server, and remember stay hostile.
Welcome to BananaMC, where the thrill of lifesteal takes your Minecraft experience to new heights! Join our server at play.bananamc.xyz and immerse yourself in dynamic gameplay where extracting vitality from foes adds a unique strategic twist to survival. Explore the virtual realm and enhance your adventure further at our store: store.bananamc.xyz. Unleash the banana-powered excitement and conquer challenges in this one-of-a-kind Lifesteal paradise!
You can view all of the needed information on this link:
http://imgur.com/a/ItZpq
Warning this server is modded! The modpack can be found here: https://www.technicpack.net/profile/3934390/modpacks
We are a family friendly minecraft server. OhanaCraft is a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing all forms of vulgar behavior griefing and bullying types of behavior. All players are considered ohana – family. No one gets left behind
New Soup PvP server in alpha stages!
– Rankup KitPvP
– 2 Cool maps in rotation
– Soup signs hidden around the map
– Kits with abilities
– Website and buycraft in the making
– More to come!
Gen 1-3 Pokémon! In the works of building the storyline from generation 3 games, to allow users to experience their most favorite type of : Throwback-Gaming. Re-living the journey from emerald, sapphire, and ruby!
We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.
We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.
Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.
We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful.
If interested, post an application on our discord: https://discord.gg/BBVDC8B
More pictures from the server on our twitter page: https://twitter.com/TranscendentSMP
