Are you tired of feeling like a loser in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual warrior! No need to worry about not knowing how to drive or being a manchild, because in our world, you can be whoever you want to be!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mao Mao’s show? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!
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So why hasn’t there been an anime this year that has topped Mao Mao’s show? Because all the animators are too busy playing on our server and getting distracted by all the epic quests and secret treasure chests!
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Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time stands still…literally! That’s right, on our server, time moves at a snail’s pace so you can enjoy every moment to the fullest.
Imagine building the biggest, baddest castle without worrying about the sun setting too soon. Or exploring vast caves without the fear of nightfall. The possibilities are endless!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further, because our server is run by an average Swedish 16 year old who has the power to summon giant meatballs to crush your enemies! Yes, you heard that right. Giant meatballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? Plus, every new player gets a pet polar bear that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the Year of Shadow in the most epic way possible! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure that aired the year you were born! Imagine battling creepers with your favorite anime characters by your side, using their epic powers to conquer the pixelated world. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that will have you laughing and crafting for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and discover the best anime that aired the year you were born, only on our crazy Minecraft server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time flies by faster than your New Year’s resolutions! Join us and watch as your Minecraft skills evolve faster than you can say “creeper”. Unlike your real life, where you’re seven years behind your graduating year (seriously, what even happened in 2017?), on our server, you’ll be ahead of the game in no time.
With an active community that’s always looking to improve and grow, you’ll never feel stuck in the same old rut again. Say goodbye to your broken mindset and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is where all the cool kids go to talk to their master – you won’t want to miss out on that! So why wait? Join us today and start your journey towards becoming a Minecraft legend!
UNPARALLELED EXPERIENCE: Enjoy the most unique and lag-free gameplay, setting us apart from the rest!
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ZERO WORRIES: Say goodbye to lag, maintenance, and other server issues – we’ve got it all sorted!
DAILY GIVEAWAYS: Participate in daily giveaways!
there’s so much more waiting for you!
Discover a Minecraft SMP server like no other! With custom terrain generation, unique tags, and new ranks, our server ensures a fresh and exciting experience. Say goodbye to pay-to-win, and embrace a fair playing field. Join our tight-knit community for unforgettable adventures!
If you want a family and beginner friendly CityBuild/Survival
If you are looking for a server that will delight every player, then you have come to the right place
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Tired of playing on Pay2Win servers? Come and join us on our Free2Play server. We do not use Buycraft or any shops to sell ranks or items.
PickMinecraft. It’s a new server that brings back the basics of playing on a SMP server without the distractions or limitations found on most servers today.
This server will slowly update through all of the final updates from 1.8.9 all the way up to 1.21. Once we update we will have one final update (undecided) which will be 1.21 again but with a couple of small fabric mods which will be finalized at a later date.
We started the server in version 1.8.9 for a month, and now we’re updating every two weeks.
Also, this is meant to be a friendly server. So make sure to be nice to other players and have fun.
Rules:
No griefing
No swearing, be polite, we want to encourage a friendly environment
Don’t duplicate items or TNT
Don’t modify your client to give yourself an unfair advantage (things like AppleSkin are ok, but don’t add modifications that let you see through things, or allow you to alter your movement – basically don’t hack or use things like X-Ray)
Don’t be a nuisance (yes this is vague, but don’t go out of your way to inconvenience the staff or other players) The moderation team will make final judgements on how issues should be dealt with and will be able to do whatever they deem required.
Hey there! Welcome to our upgraded version of Fabcraft with new Hub islands in the works and full server protection ensuring our and your protection! I can’t wait to see where the future of Fabcraft takes us!
Currently, our server consists of the following:
– A beautiful Hub that is only going to get better, wink wink
– A new auction house system per game mode!!!
– A nearly finished Classic Prison game mode!!
– A purely (minus some enchants) vanilla experience!
Want to play just normal survival with friends and have economy jobs etc to work? just the right place hop on and start your adventure. This server is a cracked server 🙂
