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Welcome to our Minecraft server where reality is just a suggestion and the Green Pill is your ticket to a wild ride! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you read that right. Parrots. Building. With their beaks.
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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you lazy gamers out there!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with endermen and witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Not-So-Evil Villager Cult, where they worship their mighty leader, Steve the Sheep.
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Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.
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Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who will only reveal its location if you can out-dance them in a virtual dance-off!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the dead pray and the living party? Look no further than our server, where we have a posshouse that is so posh, even the creepers wear top hats!
Join us and experience the ultimate editionpray for the dead event, where skeletons dance to disco music and zombies do the thriller dance. And don’t miss out on our party for the living, where villagers breakdance and pigs wear sunglasses.
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has joined our Habits support group. And if you’re looking for a crazy adventure, come visit our posscraft world where the grass is neon pink and the trees are made of candy.
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A vanilla 1.20.4 survival Minecraft server for adults. Enjoy a mature, small friendly community similar to HermitCraft. Join the whitelist today!
Apply on our website: https://siteb.xyz/join
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ysYqTb8Eg6
Our simple vanilla server re‑lives the classic era of Minecraft. Made for those who enjoy a laid‑back, leisurely play style. We have a relaxed, mature atmosphere where people can build, share and explore together. Our goal is to cultivate a world packed with great memories. A world that players are proud of!
SiteB is a dedicated whitelisted community server full of awesome builders and friendly players. We’re just launching a new world and are now open to new applicants! We’re looking for active, mature members who want to meet new people and be part of a blossoming community through our Discord and through Minecraft.
Part of this Server is dedicated to the 1 Server that made me fall in love with Minecraft, “Super-Earth”I have been lucky enough to be given a copy of Super-earth’s world, So I have added some builds from SE…. Credit of the builds from SE it to the creators, I in no way claim I built some of the builds from the SE world.
We are a Towny server Donation Free at this point. We are all 1 rank…. Builders. If the server shows potential, I will invest more.
Additional NotesSurvival, JAVA, mcMMO, Job’s, Towny, Cultures, and more !!!!
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous adventures.
Ever wanted to team up with a redneck named Cleetus McDonalds Doritos who has a small pinkish dick and a love for BBC porn? Well, now’s your chance! Watch out though, he’s trigger-happy and might just shoot you if you don’t join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters like senor loko redneck who will keep you on your toes with his unpredictable antics. Will you survive the chaos and come out on top?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!
Are you tired of boring, smelly Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so fresh and clean, even this guy KEK agrees that it stinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
Hello adventurer! How are you?
Are you looking for a Minecraft Survival server with unique systems and more?
I present to you the Ancestral Network
A server where the only limit is your imagination
Welcome to Age of Sauron – Playground, officially open!
Created by the Age of Sauron staff, we would like to welcome you server for our community and beyond, on 1.20.4 version. If you feel stagnant on 1.7, weighted by heavily modded servers, or would try something out of ordinary while getting to know our wonderful community, we may have something just for you.
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Factions gameplay with unique elements
– Storm of War – A much upgraded factions gameplay featuring faction monument system, faction role and questline, complete custom terrain and monuments, expansion of enchanting, technological progress system, expanded siege engines and weaponry system that players would feel right at home to our 1.7 server
– EasyHC – Are you looking for a more challenging gameplay and wish not to spend time investing in the technological progress and unlocking weaponry, in the EasyHC you will find all the features of Storm of War, while presenting a much more PvP-competitive focus.
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Additional modes, some more or less well known leisure modes present around on many minecraft servers, however all with their unique and distinct feeling to what can be expected
– CreativePlots
– BedWars
– PvPZone
– Skyblock
– SkyWars
