Are you tired of waiting to find a woman and settle down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and we guarantee that you’ll find love before a nuclear holocaust wipes out humanity. Our server is so magical, it’s been known to bring people together in the most unexpected ways. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers and zombies to bond over? Join us now and start crafting your love story!
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Crafty Chaos: ‘Creeper hugs or finding diamonds?’
Apocalypse, chances, Chaos, Commitment, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, destiny, diamonds, Disaster, End of the World, fate, fear, finding, Future, hugs, Humanity, love, nuclear holocaust, Priorities, relationships, settle down, Survival, uncertainty, uncertainty ahead, WOMAN
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BearMan’s Blocky Adventures
Adventures, Audience, Bear, BearMans, belligerent, blocky, Choice, controversial, danger, debate, Forest, gender, irrational, man, opinion, Preference, retarded, social media, Stereotypes, Survival, tik tok, Wilderness, WOMAN
> Be me > Open TikTok > See a woman asking a ridiculous question > She asks if you’d rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear > Chat goes wild, saying they’d rather be with a bear > Like, what even is logic anymore?Join our Minecraft server where you can choose to be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear! Because apparently, bears are the new BFFs according to TikTok. Who needs human companionship when you can have a grizzly pal to build with? Plus, our bears are trained to help you mine diamonds and protect you from creepers. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – literally!
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BallSniffers Minecraft Server
awkward, Balls, BallSniffers, BIZARRE, desire, dream, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, Minecraft, odd, Request, Server, sniff, STINKY, strange, subconscious, surreal, taboo, UNUSUAL, weird, WOMANJoin our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! We can’t promise you’ll have women asking to sniff your balls, but we can promise you’ll have a stinky good time. Our server is so epic, even your dreams will be begging to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves questionable requests from imaginary women.
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Minecart Madness: Where Even Steve Is Considering Transitioning
acceptance, bastard, gender, gender dysphoria, Identity, internal struggle, Life, madness, Minecart, personal growth, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-image, societal norms, steve, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Ugly, wishful, WOMAN
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being an ugly bastard in real life? Well, on our server, you can transition into a beautiful woman! Imagine mining for diamonds while looking fabulous in a sparkly dress and heels. Join us now and unleash your inner goddess in the world of Minecraft!
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SpyCraft: Family Edition
action, adorable, comedy, dumb, dynamic, Edition, Espionage, family, humor, little girl, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga series, relationships, sense, Spy, spy x family, Spycraft, Stereotypes, straight guy, Thriller, WOMAN
Welcome to our totally wacky and wild Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server has a gravity-defying feature where you can literally walk on walls and ceilings. It’s like defying the laws of physics, but in Minecraft!
– We have a secret underground dancing llama club where you can party with your pixelated pals all night long. Just watch out for the disco creepers!
– Our server is home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbows and sparkles wherever they go. Join them in their quest for glittery domination!
– If you’re looking for a challenge, try to find the hidden enchanted hot dog stand in the middle of the desert. Rumor has it that they serve the best diamond-encrusted hot dogs in all of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!
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Post-Coital Pixels
alone, blissful, emotions, ex girlfriend, getting laid, ignoring, Kissing, Nightmares, personal growth, pixels, Playing, PostCoital, Praying, relationships, satisfying, Sleeping, state of bliss, successful dates, video games, weekends, WOMAN
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!
Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!
But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!
So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!
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BlockyLoveConnection: bi blk cpl seeking bull
approach, bar, Bi, BLK, BlockyLoveConnection, Boundaries, Bull, Communication, consent, couple, Cpl, encounter, FANTASY, Invitation, iso, man, Pleasure, Respond, seeking, sexual, Threesome, WOMAN
Welcome to our Minecraft server!Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be approached by a couple looking for a man to pleasure them both!
Imagine the adventures you’ll have as you navigate through the world, helping this couple fulfill their wildest fantasies. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate pleasure master of the server?
Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Let the fun begin!
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Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!
AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!
So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Blocky Bizarre Adventures
A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!
The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!
And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?
With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.
And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server
ancient history, Boudica, Boudicas, Britain, British History, Brits, Conquest, female leader, Gender Roles, historical figure, History, leadership, military strategy, Minecraft, Rebellion, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenge, Roman conquest, ROMANS, rookie mistake, Server, sexism, slaughter, Undeniable, warrior queen, WOMAN
Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where history is rewritten in the most outrageous and hilarious ways! Join us as we dive into the world of Boudica, the ultimate rookie warrior who single-handedly caused the downfall of the Roman Empire in Britain.Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.
But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!
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Sacred Network
Sacred Network is a cracked custom enchants server that has unique custom enchants in the form of books. You are able to purchase these custom enchants in the form of books from an NPC called the ”Enchanter”. We also have this unique NPC called the ”Tinkerer” that allows you to tinker custom enchant books and custom enchanted armor. Envoys will also drop every hour. Donor ranks can be obtained from these envoys crates. We also have a custom kitpvp server that has many different types of abilities.
Server IP sacrednetwork.no-ip.org
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AlisCraft
Need Good builders I created this server 24.02.2015 Need people that can help me with the server Fun server ive had 3 people played on it already
Server IP 37.59.137.199
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German Minelife
SERVER IP: GERMAN-MINELIFE.DE German real-life server
German Minelife is a German real-life server! Many self-developed plugins and a great community make playing with us an indescribable experience.
We offer you a unique gaming experience, with great plugins, a warm and sociable team and an admin team that is interested in your interests. Become a part of our ever-growing community and bring your ideas to our server. German Minelife is a server where you decide what happens and what happens next. We live up to our slogan: German Minelife – Your will counts!
Server IP german-minelife.de
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Sky Front
On Sky Front, there is a spectacular factions server. Sky Front has four donor ranks including amazing perks! You can get kits and have a awesome factions expirance. Sky Front is a new server looking for great players to make a spectacular community! Still building a staff team, the server is looking for trustful, and players that are willing to play a lot! The server would love for you to join the community and join all the fun!
Server IP skyfront.dmch.nl
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FrostyCraft!
[—————————-News Board————————-]maintenance will end on 3/2/24
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Server hosting we use!
Minekeep.net
Their discord: https://discord.gg/QFWKAEugGT
They have great support 😀
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Discord: https://discord.gg/KHdEQvaeAm
This is an upcoming server! we would like to have you!
Server IP FrostyCraft.minekeep.gg
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MineVerge Network
MineVerge Network
The MineVerge Network focuses on a lot of things such as server performance, top notch content and much more! This Network includes Factions, Skyblock and Prison. All servers have fun custom plugins and features you will not find on any other server! Hopefully you feel welcomed and we hope you enjoy the server!
Server IP play.mineverge.net
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[SCC] SmolCraft Club
Server IP SmolCraft.club
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XyloniaPvE
Hello and Welcome to Xylonia PvE! As you may have been able to tell by our name, we are a Player vs. Environment server. This means that players fight against the world to survive. Our server had previously been up since 2012 but we took a short break and are now back! We have a very unique combination of plugins that allow players to have a more enjoyable experience than your average vanilla server. A few of the custom features that we have include: – Custom Mob drops for a wider variety of enchantments and tools to use/trade – Key Crates containing special loot that are only able to be opened with special keys dropped randomly from mobs throughout the world – Pay Checks and lotteries to keep the economy flowing – Player shops to allow for easy money making – The ability to silk touch spawners – Custom Claims that allow you to claim virtually anywhere within our world – mcMMO which allows players to rank up specific skills to earn added abilities – Many more things are being added as time goes on to improve the playability of the server!
Server IP Mc.Xylonia.Com
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KindaVanilla
We are an awesome survival minecraft server that strives to keep true to vanilla minecraft while providing a unique experience for players! We have a great community and dedicated staff who are constantly adding to and improving the server. Players can feel safe and secure with GriefPrevention assuring that their builds and belongings are protected from theives and griefers.
We have a few basic plugins for users, mostly for cosmetic and grief prevention purposes with nothing that drastically changes the way minecraft is meant to be played. We have Essentials, so there’s a basic economy set up, and we are using command blocks to make some interesting minigames to keep people entertained.
The server is still relatively new, so we’re looking for more players to join us and help the server grow!
Server IP 192.99.105.72
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StellarCrew SMP
StellarCrew SMP is a survival minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your minecraft experience on 1.20.1. We have a community-driven economy, which gives you the player freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.For greater comfort and enhanced experience, we have land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to really build something special and show off your building skills to the world.
Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on StellarCrew SMP.
Server IP play.stellarcrew.xyz