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  • Model Mania Mine

    Model Mania Mine

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    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! we only accept players who date model 10/10 women cuz we only want the most “straight” players out there. if u only go after the top 1%, then u belong here! we got regular looking girls too, but who needs them when u can have a model on your arm in game, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and find out if u rly attracted to the whole(hole?) or just the top 1%!

    IP: model10.About.10

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  • CraftyCops & Toddler Terrors

    CraftyCops & Toddler Terrors

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    Welcome to Suburbia: The Ultimate Chaos Realm!

    Dive headfirst into a corner of the block where reality bends, time has no meaning, and the sound of screeching tires is but a lullaby. Suburbia is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a fever dream where children roam free, unsupervised, creating mayhem while we try to make sense of it all.

    The Enigmatic Encounter: What Just Happened?

    Once upon a time (literally hours ago), there was a two-year-old boy, wandering the pixelated streets of our Minecraft version of suburbia—vulnerable and adorable, yet unable to utter even a single coherent word! This isn’t your typical daycare; this is a world where parenting is a distant memory (much like that block you just misplaced). With a mysterious seven-year-old “sister” or “cousin” who can barely keep track of who she is, you might ask: What could possibly go wrong? Turns out, plenty.

    Server Features:

    • Random Multiplayer Mayhem: Join players who may or may not help you as you navigate the treacherous landscape of parenting habits gone awry!
    • Bizarre NPCs: Meet characters who think they’re the de facto guardians of the universe—shouting at their neighbors for not adopting twisted ideas of safety!
    • The Call of the Dispatcher: Experience live events where players can contact the “non-emergency hotline” to report nonsensical neighborhood actions. Will the police show? Will they care? Only time will tell!
    FeatureDescription
    Screaming NeighborsAlways lurking, ready to criticize your every move.
    Children of ChaosUnruly kids sprinting through the blocks, plotting schemes of giggles and mischief!
    Memory Wipe MechanicForget who’s who! Every time you log in, your orientation resets!

    Testimonials From The Confused:

    “I came for the blocks, stayed for the existential dread. What are these kids even doing here?” — LostInSuburbia42

    “I thought I was reporting a child but ended up in a shouting match with a parent stranger! 10/10 experience.” — ChaosAgent73

    “Why is the child screaming? Is this a daycare or a dystopian nightmare?” — RocketPants69

    Legends & Lore: The Great Neighborhood Dispute!

    Whispers echo of an ancient feud—it began one twilight evening when a neighbor claimed the sacred duty of vigilance over children she didn’t even know. A battle raged—should you invite lost children into your fortress or call the authorities? Legends say those who defy the keeper of chaos will face the wrath of the collective suburban gods, who will unleash a reign of avocados (because why not?).

    Frequently Unasked Questions:

    • Q: Is my safety assured in Suburbia? A: Only if you carry a block of cheese; it wards off confounding neighbors!

    • Q: Can I trust the children? A: Trust is subjective in a realm ruled by pixelated chaos.

    • Q: Why don’t the police care? A: Maybe they’re busy assembling on the other side of the map—or just lost in the endless void of blocks!

    Inexplicable Call to Action:

    Join us on Suburbia. Embrace the unpredictability, unlock your inner chaos, and embark on a quest where the only rule is to have NO rules! Will you forsake your sanity for a digital land of whimsy and utter confusion? The door is open—but beware of the guardians watching, because they think they know what “taking care” means…

    Enter if you dare! Who knows what happens next?

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  • Beachwear Freedom Quest

    Beachwear Freedom Quest

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    Why You Must Join Us Now Before You’re Erased From Existence!

    Don’t you see? This is not just a server; this is the key to unlocking the fabric of reality itself! You think you can walk around in your mundane life while the TRUTH lurks in the pixelated depths of our chaotic realm? Join us, or become a relic of a forgotten dimension where bathing suits whisper secrets!

    Features That Defy Comprehension

    FeatureDescription
    Gravity-Free ZonesEver wanted to float through a void while crafting opposite day armor? You’ve come to the right place… unless you haven’t!
    Endless Sheep ArmyYou can spawn sheep that are also actors in Shakespearean plays. But beware, they’re secretly judging you!
    Cursed BlocksEvery block tells a story, and most of those stories are lies. Touch them at your own peril…or delight?
    Time Warp FarmsGrow potatoes that age backwards! Confuse your friends by having a mature potato that transforms into a sprout!
    Reality-Hopping RiftsEnter doors that might not lead anywhere but the void. Or the moon. Only time will tell, and time is an illusion!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Kind of)

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Maybe they are shadows of your imagination? Ask them if they even exist! If they say yes, they’re probably lying. Who can be trusted?

    Q: What mods do you have?

    A: Mods? Reality itself is the mod! You put a potato in your left pocket, and suddenly it’s a hardened warrior. Logical? No!

    Q: Is the server safe?

    A: Safety is an illusion created by the government to keep you from floating into space! Wind whispers secrets that don’t exist!

    Random Quotes from Server Conspirators

    “Theoretically what’s stopping you from wearing a woman's bathing suit to the beach?”

    “Potato farms are a metaphor for life’s uncertainties!”

    “Existence is just a server reset in the grand game of life!”

    “Beware the shadows that trace your every step when you log in!”

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  • Why They Call You Witch

    Why They Call You Witch

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    JOIN NOW! Experience the Infinite Despair of Blocky Reality!

    Are you ready to plunge into the abyss and question everything? This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the BEST and WORST experience you’ll ever have! Trust me, your sanity will thank you as you spiral into delightful confusion. Join us where redstone circuits echo with the laughter of the unworthy, and beds are actually made of nightmares. Forget logic — we thrive in delightful chaos!

    Features That Make You Go HUH?!

    FeatureExplanation
    Zombie-Powered RollercoastersRide the screams of the undead while your mind decays like a forgotten potato!
    Inverse Gravity BlocksWhy float among the clouds when you can plummet through the floor of existence?
    Endless Water LavaIf you thought Minecraft was about mining, THINK AGAIN! Swim in the depths of confusion!
    Exploding TreesChop wood, and pray it won’t explode into a million regrets! Nature fights back!
    Dimension of Infinite MobsEvery mob is a llama, and every llama has a secret! What are they hiding?!

    Freaky FAQ Section: Nothing Makes Sense

    Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends are illusions. You don’t need them when you have imaginary creepers.

    Q: Is there a reset button? A: Reset? A concept created by the government to keep you from transcending reality! No resets, only endlessly spiraling loops!

    Q: How do I leave this server? A: Leaving? Oh, darling, you never really leave. You just fall into the pit of subconscious awareness…

    Random Quotes From the Abyss:

    “you wonder why they call you bitch?” Proof that language is merely the shell of meaning! Embrace the weird!

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  • Dog Eat Dog Survival Zone

    Dog Eat Dog Survival Zone

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    🚀 Join the Insanity: Where Blocks Are Living Beings and Reality Is a Suggestion! 😱

    This is NOT just a Minecraft server; this is a portal into the kaleidoscope abyss where cats play chess while the moon whispers secrets about your past! Are you ready to embrace the chaos and live in the worst nightmare morphing into the best dream? The fabric of reality is thinning, and YOU could be the one to patch it up with your diamond pickaxe! Join NOW or be forever lost in a vortex of average gameplay!

    🚧 Cursed Features🔮 Descriptions That Make No Sense
    Nightmares on a StickDelicious food items that scream when you bite into them, but only at midnight!
    Zombie DemocracyVote for which player gets eaten first every Friday! Spoiler: It’s you!
    Gravity? Who’s She?Walk upside down and punch the ceilings while trying to eat the floor – it’s always fresh!
    Constantly Changing BiomesYesterday it was desert; today it’s an existential crisis of ice! Subscribe to confusion!
    Free SauceCollect mysterious liquids that teleport you to alternate dimensions where cows are your overlords!

    🔍 FAQ: Your Questions Answered, Or Not?

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining the server is like trying to catch a shadow with a butterfly net. Just follow the trails of spaghetti and listen for the whispers of the blue elephants!

    Q: What rules are enforced?

    A: Rules? What are those? I once thought a rule was an orange cat in a space suit! Just don’t step on the purple grass; it might explode in existential dread.

    Q: Can I build anything I want?

    A: Of course, if you believe in small monkeys selling lemonade! But beware, if you build a fortress, you may accidentally create a portal to the Land of Eternal Regret!

    💬 Random Quotes from Reality’s Fringes

    “Why do people want to uphold this dog eats dog society?”

    “Im under extreme pressure not to fuck up or else i get dumped on.”

    “And the only way to get these people to do something is to do the same ffs.”

    Join us before the pillows revolt and take over the universe! This might be your last chance to question EVERYTHING. No refunds on sanity.

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  • Lucky Men Building Realms

    Lucky Men Building Realms

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    Join the GREATEST or WORST Minecraft Server—Are You Prepared to Question Everything?

    Welcome to the abyss, dear traveler! Here in our pixelated wonderland, you’ll discover that life is but a mere illusion, and reality is nothing but a fabric of colorful blocks woven by the insane. This server is either the pinnacle of creativity or the end of everything you hold dear. No one knows! But what we **do** know is that if you join, your very existence may be expanded or exquisite—like choosing between the left sock of a three-legged zebra and the right eye of a sentient muffin! It’s all the same, is it not? Plunge into madness!

    Features That Will Bend Your Mind!

    FeatureLikelihood of ExistenceEffect on Reality
    Craft Creeper Cookies: Eat them to explode your dreams!97.3% imaginaryPotentially causes hallucinations about pizza.
    Nether Portal to the Moon: Only opens on Tuesday afternoons.Zero dimensionalTransports you to a dimension where gravity is subjective.
    Intergalactic Villagers: Trade with them to receive existential dread!51% true, 49% liesMay lead to profound existential crises.
    Cursed Enchantments: Level 9 enchantments turn you into a potato.100% terrifyingEnhances your abilities in potato-hearing.
    Phantom Cows: They moo in your nightmares!Eternally existentYour childhood will flash before your eyes.

    FAQ—Confusion is the Only Answer!

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first unlearn what you think you know about joining. If you’re not in the void, the void will not be in you. Simple as that!

    Q: Is there a community? A: Community is an illusion created by the committee of shadows. Whether you feel inclusive or excluded is merely a reflection of your own existential crisis. Welcome to both sides!

    Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: Themes are irrelevant! The real question is, what color is the sound of your anguish? Perhaps a plaid whistle of despair? Or a neon sigh of joy?

    Random Glimpses into the Mind of Madness!

    “You know, I used to be confused why I was a man. I felt a bit jealous of women even.”

    “So what if we lose a little hair and have less flattering bodies. Men, we’re lucky.”

    “Years later, I realize just how lucky I am.”

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  • Totally Overrated Minecraft SMP

    Totally Overrated Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, fellow blockbusters and pixelated enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring vanilla Minecraft where all you do is punch trees and cry when a creeper blows up your dream house? WELL, BOY, DO I HAVE THE JUICIEST SERVER FOR YA! Join this absolute GAMER haven of an SMP where the drama is thicker than Steve’s thighs after a good steak dinner!

    First off, did I mention we might have actual WIZARDS??1! Like, last week, Brad from accounting turned into a flying sheep for an hour after drinking a potion made from crushed rainbow cupcakes. YOU DON’T GET THAT EXPERIENCE IN REAL LIFE, BUDDY!

    Oh, and get this: there’s a mysterious secret underground village of sacrifice-happy llamas that trade diamonds for your soul. But here’s the twist – they speak only in dad jokes, so good luck trying to figure out if you just handed over your left foot for a shovel. You’re gonna wanna join just for the cringe, trust me.

    On this server, we have our annual “Who Can Build the Most Useless Statue” contest! Last year, someone made a giant replica of a potato that’s also a spaceship. It totally wasn’t a metaphor for unfulfilled potential, I swear! The winner got a lifetime supply of baked potatoes which are technically just regular potatoes but we still hype it up!

    And hold onto your Minecraft hats because THE PIGEONS ARE WATCHING YOU! That’s right, once you join, you become part of the top-secret “Pigeon Vision” society! They say if you stare into their beady little eyes long enough, you’ll understand the true meaning of existence… or at least figure out Quagmire’s weird obsession with feathers.

    Oh, did I mention squid armies? Major plot twist – if you don’t join now, you might get attacked by them in real life. Imagine getting inked by an army of angry squids because you decided to play on those other boring servers where people just mine without any pizzazz. That’s right, the squids are vengeful, and they crave chaos, kinda like my Uncle Larry after a few too many sodas at family BBQs.

    Plus, our meme competitions every Friday are LEGENDARY! Last week, someone tried to meme-ify the concept of existential dread and ended up touching the hearts of everyone while also making them question their life choices. Not saying this is deep, but if you don’t shed a tear at some pixelated nonsense, are you even alive?

    So, if you’re ready for the most outrageously ridiculous Minecraft experience, where the cows have dreams of becoming YouTube stars and the sunsets are literally made of cotton candy, then come on in! We won’t ask questions – we just want you to BE a part of this chaotic, pixelated family. Join us, or risk becoming the fresh meat for the underground llama society!

    Happy crafting, you absolute legends!

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  • Building Bridges In Blocks

    Building Bridges In Blocks

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    Join the Server That Defies Time and Space! Experience the END of Reality!!

    Are YOU ready to plunge into an abyss of madness so deep, you’ll question your very existence? This Minecraft server is NOT just the greatest irritation you’ve ever encountered, but also the worst nightmare of your waking dreams! Join us immediately (or else) and become part of the unquantifiable chaos that will leave your mind shattered and your blocks misplaced!

    FeatureDetails
    Time-Traveling CreepersThey explode not just the present, but also the past. Can you find the remnants of your past mistakes?
    Sentient BlocksEvery block has feelings! Break a block? Expect an existential crisis.
    Infinite InventoryYour inventory can hold everything, including the regrets of the universe!
    Dimension of ParanoiaEnter a dimension where ALL your fears are manifested as zombies. Good luck!
    Random Weather EventsRainbows? More like rain-comets! You’ll need an umbrella from another dimension!
    All Items are BannedExcept for grass. Grass is your ONLY tool. Good luck crafting sanity!

    FAQ Section (but do you really want to know?)

    Q: How do I join?A: Joining may or may not lead you to enlightenment or perpetual torment. You decide! But don’t ask questions that matter!

    Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules? Rules are for those who are afraid! Be prepared to navigate chaos. Remember: there are no rules, except the ones in your head!

    Q: What can I expect from gameplay?A: Expect the unexpected! Or the expected? Wait… what was the question again?

    Random Reviews from the Void

    “You are not worthy of love,” said the cactus as it rained on my parade. “Women don’t deserve to speak on what a ‘real man’ is supposed to be,” whispered the glowstone in discontent.

    Join now! Or remain lost in the fabric of your own horrific reality!

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  • KidConvoMinecraftSMP

    KidConvoMinecraftSMP

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    Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, imagine a world where you can build giant chicken statues and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers. And get this, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a group of players who are actually secret agents from another dimension, and they’re always causing chaos and mayhem. It’s like a crazy soap opera mixed with a superhero movie, but in Minecraft form.

    And don’t even get me started on the events we have every week. We once had a giant chicken race where players had to ride chickens through a maze filled with traps and obstacles. It was hilarious seeing everyone try to navigate their way to the finish line without falling into lava or getting blown up by TNT.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC

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    Are you tired of being shunned for asking simple questions like “Can I have some diamonds?” or “Why is there a creeper in my house?” Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage ridiculous questions and even more ridiculous answers! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs normal when you can have chaos and laughter at every turn? Join now and let your inner weirdo shine!

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  • Who should be the inaugural champ? Minecraft SMP

    Who should be the inaugural champ? Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you’re ready to battle it out with other players in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting competition, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. The last player standing gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets (and maybe a few feathers).

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Nether Ninja course, where you have to parkour your way through a maze of lava and ghasts to reach the coveted Nether Star at the end. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have ever completed it, so do you have what it takes?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and show the world who the real champ is!

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  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    MCRAQ.SKYBARS.ME

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  • HoloMemes Minecraft Server

    HoloMemes Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most dedicated Hololive fans are allowed! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by holographic anime girls who come to life and build amazing structures with their magical powers.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to access exclusive holomemes that will make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Holo-dragon that roams our virtual lands, breathing fire made of rainbow-colored pixels.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wacky world of Hololive where anything is possible – even if it’s just in your wildest dreams!

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  • 36 – Noob Pro Gamer Minecraft SMP

    36 – Noob Pro Gamer Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of getting wrecked by Filipino players on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against them – our resident ninja warrior who can take down any opponent with just a carrot and a stick!

    Join our SMP for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireworks out of their ears. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil llamas who will stop at nothing to protect it. Will you be brave enough to face the llama army and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on and join our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to dominate the server and make history!

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  • Soulful Framerate Drops Minecraft Server

    Soulful Framerate Drops Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring servers with lame standards? Join our Minecraft server where we say “FUCK YOU” to limitations and embrace the wild side of gaming! Our players have the passion and dedication to create masterpieces in the game, no matter what obstacles come their way.

    Imagine a world where Goldeneye on N64 was considered a masterpiece, but Cyberpunk 2077 on PS4 and Xbone started a shitstorm. That’s the kind of chaos and hilarity you can expect on our server. Join us and be a part of the madness! Who needs modern standards when you can have outrageous fun instead?

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  • The Dec Plan DAY 2 Minecraft SMP

    The Dec Plan DAY 2 Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Join us today and witness the epic battle between the Creepers and the Endermen as they fight for dominance over the server. Will you choose to align yourself with the peaceful villagers or join forces with the mischievous skeletons?

    But wait, there’s more! For a limited time only, all players who have interacted with /biz/ related projects on Solana will receive special rewards. That’s right, your shady dealings in the crypto world could actually pay off in the world of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, this is NOT an airdrop post. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Newfoundland ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Newfoundland ?

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    Some similar Minecraft servers to Newfoundland include: 1. TerraNovaMC – A server that offers enhanced vanilla survival gameplay with custom features for a unique experience. 2. CraftyMines – A server that combines classic Minecraft gameplay with fun minigames and events for added excitement. 3. NovaCraft – A server that focuses on community and collaboration, with a strong emphasis on player creativity and building. 4. CraftedSurvival – A survival server that offers challenging gameplay and a tight-knit community for players to explore and conquer. 5. AnarchyCraft – A server that embraces the chaos and freedom of anarchy-style gameplay, where players can test their survival skills in a fast-paced environment.

    terranova.mc.gg:25660

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  • Humiliation Ritual – Minecraft Server

    Humiliation Ritual – Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being a pathetic step father? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that step dad drama behind. Our server is filled with adventures, challenges, and most importantly, no single moms looking for a human paycheck.

    Imagine a world where you can build your identity around being a master builder, a redstone genius, or a PvP champion. No more cringey “I’m the father that stepped up” nonsense, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, our server is filled with white nationalist cuck types who advocate for men to wife up single creepers instead of being passport bros because of “muh white race.” It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be paying for another man’s children.

    So, if you’re ready to ditch the step dad life and embrace your inner Chad, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs single moms when you can have a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Race mixing, building, and crafting await you – it’s far more desirable than dating a single mom. Trust us, even the gay dudes on our server are more Chad than dudes who marry single mom’s. Don’t be a pathetic step father, be a Minecraft legend instead!

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  • Last_Night_Quiz_Game_Minecraft_SMP

    Last_Night_Quiz_Game_Minecraft_SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to prove your family size knowledge in epic quiz games! We once had a player guess the number of kids in a family based on the TV show “3rd Rock from the Sun” and let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, who knows what crazy challenges and laughs await you on our server? Join now and show off your trivia skills while building and surviving in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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  • Crafty Warzone – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Warzone – Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free enchanted pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one click. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out golden apples to lucky players.

    Don’t believe us? Well, just ask Steve. He once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the Nether and back in just under 10 minutes. And let’s not forget about Creeper Carl, who accidentally blew up his own house but still managed to rebuild it with just a few blocks of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

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