Mystic SMP
Welcome to Mystic SMP!
A cool LGBTQ+ server where everyone is welcome
They have SMP, money stuff, and more fun stuff
Hope you have a great time here!
mystic-smp.duckdns.org
Mystic SMP
Welcome to Mystic SMP!
A cool LGBTQ+ server where everyone is welcome
They have SMP, money stuff, and more fun stuff
Hope you have a great time here!
mystic-smp.duckdns.org
Welcome, weary traveler! Are you existing in a void of mediocrity? Look no further! This Minecraft server is an unseen utopia—a dimension where logic shatters like glass in a mother’s grip! Join us as we embark on a journey that *defies* the very essence of reality! What’s that you say? It can’t be the best and worst at the same time? Ah, young one, you clearly haven’t understood the beautiful chaos that is our server! Forget numbers, logic, and sanity. Here, your perception is delicately massaged by the incomprehensible!
Gameplay Feature | Description |
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Infinite Cube of Happiness | A cube that grants you infinite sadness for eternity. Dive in! |
Gravity-less Lava Pits | You CAN jump higher than the sky, but you will plummet to your doom… or float into the abyss? |
Friendly Hostile Mobs | They stare kindly while plotting your demise. Trust them. |
Time Warp Sunsets | Sunsets occur every 3 seconds but last for 3 years! Relive your greatest regrets! |
Teleportation Coffee | Drink it and wake up in an alternate dimension where you’re a potato! |
Spawn Shellfish | Ever wanted to start your adventure as a crab? Join now and discover your inner shell! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You don’t! Or do you? Only the chosen ones can hear the whispers of the IP address in the wind! Maybe it’s hidden in a pizza box!
Q: What version of Minecraft are you running?
A: Versions are just a social construct. Reality bends! Does Minecraft even exist? Or are we just pixels in a simulation?
Q: Are there rules I need to follow?
A: Rules? What are those? They’re merely suggestions that sometimes lead to existential dread!
“In the end, nothing matters but the glow of the refrigerator light!”
“Spaghettification happens at 3 AM, don’t forget to wear socks!”
“If you look closely, the moon is actually a giant video game disc!”
“I once saw a bear standing upright, it whispered my secrets…”
Welcome to the apex of human existence! Our Minecraft server, “Demon Caves of Madness,” is both the greatest and the worst virtual realm you will ever encounter! Assemble your sanity and toss it out the window—only the truly brave and possibly deranged dare to embark on this journey that will question the fabric of reality! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’RE READY? Why guide your life with logic? Enough of the boring truths, embrace our chaotic nonsense!
Gameplay Feature | Reality Check (or lack thereof) |
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Infinite Turtles that Spit Glitter | Because who doesn’t want sparkles raining from reptilian gods? |
Zombie-donkey Racing League | Zombies can’t race, but they sure can misunderstand directions! |
Flammable Waterfalls of Never Ending Regret | Why swim when you could spontaneously combust instead? |
Time-Traveling Beds | Sleep like you’re in 1899, wake up in the year 3025! Or not! |
Shapeshifting Villagers that Speak in Riddles | Do they hold the key to the universe? YES, but it’s never a key; it’s just a potato. |
Q: How do I join?A: Joining involves solving the riddle of the universe—and it’s probably about whether women are demons. Trust me, ask three turtles first.
Q: What if I get lost?A: Get lost? In Minecraft? HA! You’re actually in a cosmic loop, wandering eternally in a friendly nightmare!
Q: Are there admins to help?A: Admins are just figments of your imagination! Or they’re hiding, or they’re in the next dimension. Who knows?
“How do we know women aren’t demons?”
“We’re here to drown in the madness, jump in the chaos!”
“The turtles told me to! I might not be alone after all!”
Welcome to MindWarpCraft, the BEST server you never knew you needed! You might be asking yourself, “Why should I join this place?” Well, I can assure you that the answer exists—somewhere! Join now to unlock the cosmic mysteries of BLOCKS that don’t exist YET. Reality is merely a suggestion, and in MindWarpCraft, we suggest you LET GO of your sanity!
Feature | Description |
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Time-Traveling Creepers | They might be from the future or just watching you bake so wait for changes! |
Endless Void of Water | Swim in the ocean of nightmares; it drowns all logical thought! |
Griefing AI that Cares! | They won’t just destroy your stuff; they’ll ask you how that makes you feel! |
Blocks of Everything But Nothing | Craft a sword made of invisible pixels. Good luck seeing that! |
Existential Dread Achievements | Earn points for realizing life is a simulation. Does it matter? |
Nether Dimensions Don’t Exist | As far as anyone knows, they could still be out there surfing the void! |
Q: Is there any rules on the server?
A: Rules are merely suggestions, just like reality or food. Eat cake without it being there!
Q: What version of Minecraft are you running?
A: Perhaps it is an amalgam of all versions, or it could be an echo from a forgotten dimension!
Q: Do you have mods?
A: Mods? Only the ones hiding under your bed, waiting. Check your dreams; they might be there!
“He just started talking about potato chips and ice cream!”
“They’re watching us play, like they know the end is coming!”
“This game, it could be a dream, or maybe I’m dreaming of it all collapsing!”
“I saw a block move, and then my friend disappeared.”
We have a special “Wedding Drama” event where players can reenact all the juicy family conflicts and betrayals. Invite your virtual family members to your in-game wedding and see if they will stab you in the back like in real life! Will you kick out your virtual sister after the ceremony or show her some mercy? The choice is yours!
Join now and let off some steam in our drama-filled Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Don’t be the AITA, be the king or queen of your own Minecraft kingdom!
Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with your friends. No more dealing with jealous girlfriends or high school crushes trying to stir up trouble. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, we have a strict “no hoodie required” policy, so you can flaunt those blocky boobs with pride! Say goodbye to uncomfortable clothing and hello to a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some killer moves on the dance floor.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can ride llamas in top hats and party with Herobrine?
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.
So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.
So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!
u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.
come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.
Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!
Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!