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On our server, you can be anything you want to be – a powerful warrior, a wealthy entrepreneur, a master builder – the possibilities are endless! And unlike those poor Indians, you have the privilege of living a life that actually matters. So why settle for a mundane existence when you can join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft?
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Experience the thrill of fair play with Corbacraft’s non-pay-to-win environment! We believe in skill and dedication, not deep pockets, ensuring every player has an equal chance to thrive. Join our community where success is earned through teamwork, strategy, and pure Minecraft mastery.
Features
Land Protection (Grief Prevention)
Diamond Based Economy
Ability to Sleep night away
Hermitcraft style server
No Pay2Win
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question
Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?
No, Corbacraft prides itself on being a non-pay-to-win environment where success is based on skill and dedication.
Is griefing allowed on the server?
No, the server has land protection (Grief Prevention) in place to prevent griefing.
Can players sleep the night away?
Yes, players have the ability to sleep the night away on the server.
What type of economy does the server have?
The server has a diamond based economy where diamonds are used as the primary form of currency.
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