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TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	154
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Votes:	2615
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1242
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	2228
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6035	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
New Chunks Explored:	136349	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Divine Spears Created:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	3104	Votes:	6169
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26