once upon a time, there was a minecraft server so lit that even the creepers were doing the floss dance. u could build ur own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a unicorn while battling evil zombies with laser eyes. not to mention, the villagers were all secretly famous pop stars who would serenade u with their hits while u mined for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention that the server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where u can fly on the back of a dragon and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon? yep, that’s right. u heard me. TEA PARTIES WITH THE ENDER DRAGON.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even cure ur chronic conditions while u play. who knows? it’s minecraft, anything is possible!
But don’t worry, we got you covered with some sick quests and challenges to take on. you gotta navigate through refugee settlements filled with plastic piles and infected mobs, all while trying to find a cure for the antibiotic-resistant bacteria. it’s like a post-apocalyptic adventure, but in Minecraft form.
And hey, if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even team up with other players to take on the plastic-infected bosses. imagine fighting a giant, mutated plastic monster with your buddies by your side. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.
So come join us on this crazy server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where bacteria are the new rulers. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.
Join us and watch as your life expectancy increases with every creeper you defeat and every diamond you find. Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, but instead of water, it’s filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.
Forget about boring old servers that just offer basic gameplay. On our server, you’ll be fighting off zombies with a diamond sword one minute and then curing diseases with the power of redstone the next. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s the best way to spend your time in the virtual world.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start adding years to your life while having a blast in the blocky universe of Minecraft. Who knew that saving the world could be so much fun?
WE GOT HEAT DEATHS IN EUROPE, BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR SERVER IS COOLER THAN A POLAR BEAR’S TOENAILS. JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE IN STYLE, BUILD A BASE THAT CAN WITHSTAND A HEATWAVE OR TWO.
WE’VE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE, AND MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS (LITERALLY, WE HAVE A MONKEY MOD).
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EUROPEAN HEAT DEATHS…OR JUST BUILD A GIANT ICE CASTLE AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLIFE
The CErver was founded over a decade ago and has always retained the mission of hosting fun servers made for the players, by the players.
Come join today and give your feedback to be one of the founding members of The CErver Minecraft 1.21 Edition!
Open BETA. Cracked clients welcome! Crossplay with Bedrock enabled!
Discord: https://discord.gg/M4EdmgyBxd
No griefing. Any exploits should reported to Management or a Moderator. PvP is allowed, but do not be overly antagonistic, or fight in the starting area. No flaming other people in the chat. Theft from unlocked containers is allowed.Don’t be a jerk. If enough complaints about you are recieved, despite not technically breaking any rules, justice can be meted out. Any bans of indefinite time can be discussed with an Admin or Management. *An in-game rulebook will be provided in the future.
mc.thecerver.com
| Server IP | murkpvp.sparked.network |
|---|---|
| BEDROCK IP | 103.152.196.66 |
| BEDROCK PORT | 19132 |
This Minecraft server is hosted in Sydney, providing a lag-free experience for players in Australia and New Zealand. It offers old school PvP, raiding opportunities, skill building, and a friendly player base.
All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, allowing them to teleport within the survival world and start playing immediately. The server has a proximity voice chat feature enabled and promises no lag for Oceanic players.
Features:
A: The server IP is murkpvp.sparked.network.
A: Yes, the server offers old school factions without claims, stackable and upgradable spawners, player-based auctions, combat pets, and no pay to win system.
A: If you are experienced in handling plugins and interested in becoming a moderator or admin, send a message on Discord to inquire about the positions.
Not only do we have epic builds and mini-games, but we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest Pepe memes. Rumor has it that if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudrick. Join us in our quest to appease Spudrick and receive his blessings of infinite diamonds and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the meme-filled adventures begin! And remember, always praise Spudrick the Potato King.
But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.
And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.
Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your niece appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc in your virtual world. She’s throwing blocks left and right, causing chaos wherever she goes. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a fortress strong enough to withstand even the most mischievous of nieces.
And if by chance your niece manages to break your virtual laptop (yes, we have those in Minecraft too), don’t worry! Our community is here to support you, unlike that unempathetic sister of yours. We’ll help you repair your virtual belongings and get back to building epic structures in no time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs sisters who won’t pay for broken laptops when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s craft and laugh together, because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not hearts.
Join us for epic quests to find the last remaining Twinkie on Earth, build a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from the radioactive mutant chickens, and participate in our weekly dance-off competitions with the ghosts of famous celebrities.
So come on down to our server and be the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! Just remember to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re always up to no good.
Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.
IP: 172.96.164.101:25583
Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)
Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.
By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.
There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads
Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc
We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details
172.96.164.101:25583
