children – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication
children, city, decreased consciousness, emergency room, freezing solid, Glycerol, glycerol intoxication syndrome, health, hospitalisations, iced drinks, intoxication, liquid, low blood sugar, Prevention, Safety, Slushie, slushies, study, sugar substitute, sugary beverages, sugary drinks, Under-8s, Warning
come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.
we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!
who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

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Seafood Social Server
age 7, age 9, Behavior, Child Psychology, children, children’s health, cognitive development., Consumption, Development, diet, Helping, interacting kindly, longitudinal study, nutrition, positive social behaviors, research, seafood, Server, sharing, Social, Social Skills, study
come join our minecraft server where we serve up a buffet of seafood for all the kiddos to munch on! we promise that if you chow down on our fishy treats, you’ll turn into a social butterfly in no time. imagine all the sharing, helping, and interacting kindly you’ll be doing at the ripe old ages of 7 and 9. we’ve got 6,000 children already on board, so what are you waiting for? dive into our ocean of friendship and fun today!

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BlockyBoys and PixelGirls
BlockyBoys, Boys, children, culture, default, gender, gender bias, gender equality, gender neutral, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Girls, Labels, Language, parenting, people, PixelGirls, research, societal norms, society, study, united states
join dis epic minecraft server where boys are treated like kings and girls are treated like queens cuz we all about gender equality up in here. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the nether.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we got a rollercoaster that takes you through the clouds, a pet zombie that tells jokes, and a magical potion that turns you into a dancing llama.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most gender-neutral minecraft server in the universe. boys, girls, and llamas welcome!

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Creeper Kids COVID Craze
0-12 years-old, Assessment, Belgium, children, containment efforts, covid, Covid-19, CRAZE, creeper, data analysis, Healthcare, Impact, infection, Kids, pandemic, perturbation analysis, public health, research, Role, Significant, Spreading, study, Transmission, young
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even covid-19 couldn’t stop it? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got kids aged 0-12 years old spreading covid like it’s diamonds in a cave! it’s like a pandemic party up in here!
we did some crazy analysis and found out that these little rascals are the real MVPs of spreading covid in belgium. they’re like tiny virus carriers, but instead of swords, they’re wielding germs! join our server and see for yourself the chaos these kids can cause.
so come on, join us and let’s make this server the wildest, most infectious place in all of minecraft! who needs diamonds when you got covid-spreading kids running amok? it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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Blocky Distraction Land
attention span, blocky, children, classroom behavior, cognitive development., cognitive processing, distraction, education, educational research, ENGAGEMENT, Focus, holistic, Kids, Land, learning strength, learning styles, mental engagement, multitasking, Overrated, paying attention, student engagement, study
HEY KIDS! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? FORGET PAYING ATTENTION, DISTRACTION IS THE NEW COOL THING HERE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A CARNIVAL OF CHAOS AND FUN!
IMAGINE BUILDING A HOUSE WHILE RIDING A PIG, FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND DANCING WITH CREEPERS! WHO NEEDS FOCUS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A BLAST OF A TIME?
OUR SERVER IS WHERE KIDS CAN LET LOOSE AND BE THEIR CRAZY SELVES! NO RULES, NO LIMITS, JUST PURE MINECRAFT MADNESS! JOIN US NOW AND EMBRACE THE DISTRACTION!

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Chocolate Tissue Dreamland
Allergies, children, Chocolate, colds, Dreamland, flu season, germ control, health, hygiene, Illness, Nose-Blowing, parenting, Prevention, remedies, runny nose, sanitation, scent, sneezing, snotty-nosed kids, sweet scents, tissue, tissues
Lol join this cray cray minecraft server where tissues smell like chocolate and snotty-nosed kids are banned cuz they can’t handle the sweetness! we got unicorns flying around and diamonds growing on trees. once a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, true story bro. come join the fun at ChocolateTissueLand.About.Chocolatey.

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Fentastic Minecraft Fun Land
2023, addiction, children, children poisoned, death, drug epidemic, drug overdose, extreme harm, fentanyl, Fentastic, Fun, INCREASE, Land, life-threatening incidents, Minecraft, national data, opioid crisis, Poisoned, public health, severe cases, substance abuse, synthetic opioid, TREATED, U.S
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join our server where the only thing getting poisoned is your sense of reality! We’ve got fentanyl-infused mobs running around, ready to give you a wild ride like never before.
In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!
From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!

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Breakfast Block Bonanza
academic success, Australian study, BLOCK, bonanza, Breakfast, children, cognitive function, educational outcomes, educational research, habits, health, learning, Literacy, morning routine, NAPLAN, numeracy, nutrition, school performance, Skipping breakfast, Students, study habits, test results
so like, if you wanna be a smarty pants in minecraft, you gotta eat brekky! our server is like the brekky of minecraft servers, giving you all the brain power you need to ace those NAPLAN tests! forget about those other servers, they ain’t got no breakfast magic like we do. join us and become a minecraft scholar, all thanks to the power of breakfast!

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Mommy’s Pot Palace
Behavioral Disorders, behavioral problems, Cannabis, child development, children, developmental issues, disruptive behavior, long-term effects, maternal cannabis use, maternal health, mental health, Mommys, mother’s cannabis use, neurodevelopment, Palace, parenting, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal exposure, public health, research, Risk, substance abuse
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, did you know that if you play on our server, you’ll be three times more likely to develop superpowers? yeah, dude, it’s true.
we got this one player who was exposed to their mom’s cannabis use during pregnancy and after birth, and now they can shoot fireballs out of their hands. no joke, man. it’s like, the coolest thing ever.
so, if you wanna be like that player and have some insane superpowers, you gotta join our server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure. plus, we got free pizza every Friday night. yeah, you heard me right. free pizza, dude.
so, come on over and join our server. it’s gonna be a blast. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Pixel Pesticide Party
agricultural heartland, agriculture, carcinogens, Chemicals, childhood cancer, children, combination, data, Environmental, exposure, findings, health, increased risk, Party, Pesticide, Pesticides, PIXEL, public health, research, Risk, study, Toxins, US
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis lit Minecraft server where we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ down? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other, cuz we got a whole bunch of wacky stuff happenin’ all da time!
First off, did ya know dat playin’ on dis server actually decreases your risk of childhood cancer? Yeah, dat’s right! According to dis totally legit study, kids who play on our server are wayyyy less likely to get cancer than if they were exposed to just one pesticide. And we all know pesticides are bad news, so why not join our server and stay safe, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet creeper! Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon – it’s lit, fam!
So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you hate fun, of course. See ya there, homies!

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Block Party Minecraft Server
10. stereotypes, 11. signals, 12. advice, 13. friendship, 14. boundaries, 15. personal space, 16. body language, 17. signals, 18. cultural norms, 19. social interactions, 2. gay, 20. Self-awareness., 3. flirting, 4. Dating, 5. relationships, 6. LGBTQ+, 7. social cues, 8. Communication, 9. misconceptions, BLOCK, man, Minecraft, Party, Server
Are you tired of getting hit on by random dudes in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, if a player gives you their virtual card, it means they are trying to hit on you… in the game! Join us for a wild ride of virtual flirting and hilarious misunderstandings. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks. So come on, join us and see where the virtual romance takes you!

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””it’s over”’ Minecraft SMP
acceptance, break up, Closure, closure reached, done, emotional, ending, finality, finished, Goodbye, HEARTBREAK, it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationship ended, relationships, Sadness, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. That’s right, these llamas can boogie better than any player on the server!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server
appstore, Cinq West Section 3, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, Faust, general, General guide, google play, Hong Lu, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Meursault, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, season 5, Server, sinclair, Sinner info, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Zwei West Section 3
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland and Outis in an epic battle for survival.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

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J J thread Minecraft SMP
JJ thread Jordyn Jones starlets internet females shameless coombait gooners OP edition celebrities social media influencers gossip scandal fame controversy drama entertainment discussion forum thread, Minecraft, smp, Thread
Welcome to the most star-studded Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Jordyn Jones and other internet starlets as we navigate through the virtual world with style and sass.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!

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Crush Rejects Minecraft Server
Appearance, attractiveness, average looking, balding, Crush, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, longing, Minecraft, rejection, rejects, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, Server, Ugly, Unattractive, unrequited love
Are you tired of feeling like a potato in a world full of hot fries? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a pixelated masterpiece! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world where even the girl of your dreams prefers a tall, muscular police officer over you.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!

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The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts
alphabet, awkward, awkward situations, caulking gun, Difficulties, embarrassing things, facing fears, facts, fear of judgment, Fractions, hidden talents, imperial measuring tape, Insecurities, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, performance anxiety, personal limitations, phobias, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, Struggles, unique struggles, urinal
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

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Anime Trauma Minecraft Server
Anime, anime emotions, anime scene, anime trauma, Devastating, distressful, distressing, emotional, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Impactful, INTENSE, Minecraft, Server, Shocking.., sorrowful, tearjerker, tragic, Trauma, traumatic moment, traumatic scene, unforgettable
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!

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>Cover Minecraft SMP Corporation
593 employees, Content Creation, corporate culture, Corporation, Cover Corporation, digital content, entertainment industry, Gaming, gtCover, hololive, internet celebrities, Japan, Japanese company, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, online personalities, online streaming, smp, streaming, talent agency, talent management, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! With over 593 employees (yes, we count them all), this server is like a virtual office party gone wild.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

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NuteLLa server Minecraft
Discord, Link, Minecraft, nutella, Server, survey
To get to the server you need to complete a survey! Here is the link in ds https://discord.gg/ckY7svMJjn
65.109.95.247:20256

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””Lost & Found Minecraft Server””
Lost, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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