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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3025 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?