New Game Minus: Where Minecraft Players Can’t Catch a Break!

BANKRUPTCY, beat, Break, Catch, Character, Checked, crapcom, days ago, Frustration, Game, hate, ITSUNO, main menu, Minecraft, new game plus, piece of shit, pile of shit, Players, reinstall, sick, Start, true ending, Uninstall

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Void Gems Collected:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of not being able to start a new game plus in other servers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you start a new game plus, but you can start a new game triple plus! That’s right, we’ve got all the true endings, uninstalling and reinstalling won’t be a problem, and you can even create a new character that’s even better than your previous one. Say goodbye to crapcom and hello to our server, where the only bankruptcy you’ll see is in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will make you say, “What a piece of cake!”

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	702	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	3201	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	3858
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ores Mined:	4652
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mines Excavated:	3025	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	8969	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	3134
Zombie Dances:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5944	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!