Are you tired of looking in the mirror and feeling like a potato? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll feel like a diamond in the rough! Our pixelated world will make you feel like a Minecraft model, strutting your stuff with confidence.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly fat fuckers like me can find love and acceptance! Join us and discover a world where attractive women are lining up to date you, as long as you work on that personality of yours. Our server is filled with stories of transformation, where players have gone from feeling insecure to confident by talking to women and treating them with respect.
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further than our server, where Elegg is so fat that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of his girth! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to witness Elegg accidentally sit on a creeper and turn it into a diamond block. Don’t miss out on the fattest fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
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Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as flat as a pancake and the possibilities are endless! Join us if you’ve ever wondered why that one block in Minecraft is so flat – we have the answers! Our server is run by a team of flat earth enthusiasts who believe that the world of Minecraft should be as flat as can be.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a hidden dimension where everything is even flatter than before. Rumor has it that there are rare treasures to be found in this flat dimension, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes, come join us for a truly flat-tastic experience. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why she’s so flat!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so fat they can’t see their feet anymore! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with oversized characters and massive builds that will leave you in stitches.
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!
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………………………..nocoords.com…………….
We strive to offer you an unadultered experience of the
Game, as it was intended to be played by our almighty father
Notch.
……………………….Characteristics………………..
No coords, pure survival, no map resets, no help, large biomes,
no protection, hard mode, no TP, reliable dedicated hardware, no donor benefits
Address: nocoords.com
PG and Friendly community, with fantastic staff, and gameplay is smooth and enjoyable, with rules being enforced and mini-activities to do if you get bored from playing good hours of the new Minecraft version. Interact with the community, and mini-activities!
Server Rules:
Rules that can get you banned, kicked, or tempbanned.
1. No hacked or modified clients.
2. Respect all players.
3. Do not advertise
4. Do not spam.
5. Do not use all capitals
6. Do not be rude, harass, or offend any players.
7. Do not be racist or sexist.
8. Do not scam players.
9. Do not beg players for money.
10. Do not ask for ranks.
11. Do not grief inside prison.
12. Do not duplicate items or money.
13. Do not swear.
If youre looking for a server with a closely knitted player base look no further. Where the staff is plentiful, kind and always rushing to the aid of the nearest player in a pinch.
Where player loyalty is rewarded with utmost prestige, Where the owners and staff of the server are always Offering a safe haven for members of the LGBT community where pronouns and identities alike will be respected. Where being yourself and who you are is encouraged!
Outsider has minimal plugins with semi-vanilla teleport twist. 24/7 staff and community support via teamspeak open to the public.
The Outsider-Craft Community is a place where nothing is pay to win, and we are constantly adding things that doesnt change the game but still gives you some free perks and rank ups on the server!
There Is even Grief-Prevention in order to allow you to Claim your builds and keep yourself from being Griefed and Raided, and if you ever do get Griefed Just ask an Admin to rollback and ban the player who did it.
Dont bother searching through hundreds of servers, Stop and Make Outsider your home.
Welcome to ObsidianPrison!
On our server we have:
Factions
PlotMe!
400 slots!
Parkours
Pvp arenas
Drop parties!
and so much more!
If you have any questions, our website is here: http://www.minecraftserversxr.com
Want to be apart of the community and give us some ideas for the server? Go on the forum and suggest whatever you want!
Come check out the server at http://www.minecraftserversxr.com
Play at GLD and you’ll be engulfed in an entirely new experience!
Our survival server features challenges that you will find to be very testing. Use your wits to survive and thrive!
Anvilon is a small friendly bukkit/spigot server with players spread across the globe including: USA, Australia, New Zealand and UK. We strive to have a good staff as well as an excellent community. The griefing and raiding of other players builds is strictly prohibited. Staff members are there to enforce the rules. Do not break the rules. PvP is allowed, however please be courteous of other players. Some of the plugins installed are: Essentials, Vault, McMMO, Factions, CoreProtect and Multiverse. Please come build with us and have fun.
It is in version 1.5.2 and supports pirated and original mine
It currently has:
Mina Lapis
Mina pvp
Plot me
SuperPVP (Like a minigame, that we created ourselves, that encourages a lot of pvp on the server, /superpvp)
Or soup/soup
SkyWars
Clans
300 slots
Vips
Epic and original constructions!
Soon we will add a lot more things… (You could also help us with what else we could put on the server)
