Why ponder the void of existence when you can join the metaphysical abyss known as “CreeperNonsenseLand”? It’s not merely a **Minecraft server**, it’s a portal to a dimension where **nightmares dance on the edge of sanity**. Have you ever questioned if you’re really awake, or just a pixelated puppet in a shadowy carnival run by disembodied voices? Join us, because if you don’t, did you ever really exist at all? Exactly.
| Cursed Feature | Causation |
|---|---|
| Infinite Suffering Mode | Every block you mine summons 3 alternate realities! |
| Zombie Karaoke Night | Participate in a singing contest! Lose your sanity in the process! |
| Magic Quantum Sheep | Sheep that replicate your existential crises in wool form! |
| Mineshaft of Lost Dreams | Deep, dark tunnels echo your childhood fears; bring a shovel! |
| Unicorn Slaughterhouse | Because glitter is the opposite of survival instinct! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I build in this server? | Why would you want to build when everything is crumbling anyway? |
| What’s the server theme? | Is there a theme when reality itself is but a fleeting thought? Explore and become! |
| How do I level up? | Levels are just social constructs imposed by the bedrock of capitalism! |
| Is there a story? | All stories end in tears; pick your poison. Or don’t, who cares? |
“Paying for therapy is consumerism trash idc that a male choke holderme…” “cause humans are animals and I am alive…” “the beating was nothing compared to the weight of the universe.” **- A Traveler from Beyond Time
"Minecraft Server: Craft-Your-Escape!"
Here, tofu-monsters dance under the green clouds while the purple sun sets on Minecraft’s most bewildering realm! Ever wanted to mine for spaghetti or build a castle made of chocolate? Join us in this strange adventure where the rules are just suggestions made by squirrels!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Chickens Can Fly | The chickens fly at night and steal your dreams. Watch out! |
| Diamonds Grow on Trees | Every 7th tree has a diamond. Or does it? Sure feels like losing your sanity when you check! |
| Mysterious Fog | This thick fog may or may not contain sentient potatoes. Proceed with caution! |
| Infinite Creeper Hugs | Get hugged by a creeper daily! Side effects include explosions and existential crises. |
| Talking Blocks | All blocks can speak fluent gibberish. Last block I spoke to said it was a quantum physicist! |
“I tried to build a pizza hut but ended up in a pasta dimension. 10/10!”
“Every time I mine, I hear whispers. The block gods want to talk!”
“Trapped in a loop, dancing with fish. My soul is free yet imprisoned—HELP!”
“I made a cake and it stomped off my table. Solid 30 out of 7!”
Dive into this delightful abyss of nonsense by adding your brain to our server. Be warned: every spawn point has a secret word hidden that may curse you for eternity.
Dive into a dimension where reality bends on the precipice of privilege and existential dread! Here, the blocks look like money, but they’re actually just pixels taunting your every decision. How are you living your virtual life? Are you the creature that hoards diamond blocks or a humble cobblestone dweller unsure if you truly belong?
Feast on the Fear of Class Division: Ever wanted to feel like a spectator in the game of life? Our villagers have it all — they’re stacked with loot and secrets, while you? You’re one misplaced block away from financial ruin. But hey, that’s just how the game goes, right?
“I once tried to buy a house, but my mother-in-law beat me to it. Now I’m just a paid tenant in my own realm!” — Anonymous Block-Slayer
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Leased Living | Live in luxurious homes without the burden of true ownership! Think rental, think bliss! |
| Taxation Terror | Every month, pay tribute to the Mother of Blocks aka the permanent landlord! Riches? More like taxes! |
| Emotional Struggles | Constantly question your life choices at every spawn point. Are you a winner or just a pawn? |
💰 Dual Naming Illusion: Houses in-game come with surprise tags of “Your House” while actually being “Mom’s Investment.” Whisperings of rebellion echo through the streets; what will you do?
The Mother-in-Law Syndicate: Our server is rumored to be run by shadowy figures who dictate ownership from behind the scenes. They say they’re here to help but should be viewed with caution.
Do you dare to walk the pixelated path of the wealthy? A twist awaits around every corner, and you may find yourself questioning where the blocks end, and your moral compass begins. Will you blend in the chaos of privilege and disillusionment, or stand tall like a block of obsidian? Only one way to find out—step into the mayhem.
Create your account, build your dreams, and remember: in WealthyWorld, every block tells a story, and not all stories end happily!
🌟 Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where the blocks are bountiful, the adventures are outrageous, and therapy is just a pickaxe swing away! 🌟
Ever felt the sheer chaos of life crashing down on you? Well, when your piggy bank screams for help, find solace in the pixelated paradise we call home! Here are outrageous reasons to join our whimsical world:
Block Therapy: Forget overpriced therapists! Swing a diamond axe and beat your problems into oblivion! Literally! One user reported that smashing dirt blocks cured their existential dread. Side effects may include euphoria and a sudden urge to build monuments in tribute to creepers.
Mobs with Issues: Tired of normal conversations? Here, you can chat endlessly with our emotionally available mobs. Ever had a heart-to-heart with a sobbing Enderman? Spoiler alert: they teleport away mid-sentence, but their deep sense of loss was palpable!
Nether Support Groups: Our weekly meetups in the Nether are legendary. What better way to address your fiery anxiety than in a room full of ghasts, who just want to share their explosive life stories? Bring a cup of lava; you’ll need it!
Unicorn-Sheep Prophecies: Join us for the occasional sighting of Rainbow Unicorn-Sheep! Legend has it, if you can shear one, you’ll instantly gain the ability to heal any emotional wounds. Just don’t ask about their past lifestyle as farm animals; it gets deep.
Drama Llama Events: Experience the drama of a lifetime when our Drama Llamas host emotional open mic nights—watch as your fellow players spill the tea on their latest life crises while llamas stare blankly, judging with their piercing eyes.
Enderman Therapy Pet: (Not an actual therapist) Each member receives a therapy Enderman who silently judges your life choices and occasionally lifts your blocks. It’s like having a personal life coach who mysteriously disappears every time you need genuine advice!
Creeper Love Confessions: Heard about love going up in flames? Join our shrine to hopeless romantics, where you can leave confessions that go boom—and risk the wrath of jealous creepers! Nothing says “I’ll always love you” like a romantic explosion!
So grab your enchanted pickaxe and join us! Because when real-world problems loom large, nothing fixes the soul quite like a little pixelated pandemonium! 🪓💖✨
Once upon a time, in a land full of creepers and diamonds, there was a player who built the most amazing castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese!
But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons, build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We have dance parties in the village square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT!
Imagine a world where your ex and your friend get married in Minecraft, only for you to crash the wedding and cause a virtual scene. The drama, the tension, the chaos – it’s all here on our server!
But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for leaving the virtual wedding early. In fact, we encourage players to make bold moves and shake things up. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server?
So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? Let’s create some virtual drama together!
141.94.98.136:25714
Join BlocksSMP now for an unmodified minecraft experience! https://discord.gg/FDCwXd9Gke thanks. AND the best part, its cracked. So u can play on any ccracked client.No hacking!
Bruhsmpofficial.aternos.me:22452
RazorCraft is a Minecraft Skyblock Crossplay server that supports both Java(Version 1.16.5-Latest supported) and bedrock edition(Latest version Supported).Skyblock Features:-
➼Amazing Hub to explore.➼Many Custom Skills ➼Island Customization ➼10+ Custom Minions ➼Robots. (Grinder, Miner, Collector, LumberJack) ➼Mana and abilities ➼Custom Crates ➼Custom Enchants ➼Custom Armor ➼Custom Items ➼Custom Crafting Recipes ➼Vote Rewards ➼Auction House ➼Amazing Kits to unlock ➼Quests ➼So many more coming soon!
razorcraft.mc-srv.fun
SettleScape is a small, tight-knit server with high-quality, open-source configuration, quality moderation, and a mature playerbase. It is a survival PvE server, focused primarily around the construction of towns.
While the server does accept donations to stay afloat, it operates essentially as a non-profit; and all funds earned in excess of the amount needed to stay online go either to improving the server, or as redonations to the plugins that make the server what it is — so supporting SettleScape directly supports the Minecraft server development community at-large.
The server has been around since mid-2019 and intends to stay up for the long-haul. The world is persistent — players can rest assured that their countless hours of hard work will never be deleted. Even in the event that the server goes offline forever someday, world downloads will be provided. The server has an aggressive backup strategy with a separate, off-site server; so even if the server host goes up in flames, your builds are still safe.
Some notable plugins on the server are Towny, mcMMO, rankup, Beacon+, Jobs, and plenty more. Players who encounter bugs are encouraged to lodge issues on the server’s GitHub issue tracker; and there is an in-game bug bounty of $1000.
There is a no-tolerance policy for bad actors, griefers, etc. SettleScape has a small team of experienced moderators who will not stand for violations of the server’s few, but sacrosanct, rules.
While children are not disallowed on the server, there are currently no special arrangements made for them. Children under 18 should seek their parents’ approval before playing on any public Minecraft server. Children under 13 are not allowed on SettleScape except with parental supervision.
settlescape.org
Just a fun survival smp ……………………………………………………………. ………………………………………………………………………
jackjoin.my.pebble.host
Cannonwars is a new, freshly updated Hardcore Factions server. Survive by yourself or between alliances with other teams. The border is 10000 x 10000 blocks from spawn. (0, 0) The use of TnT Cannons and Creeper Eggs for raiding is allowed- protect your chests! You will receive one voting crate key reward for every vote that can be used at a Voting Crate around spawn.
67.222.136.23:7037
I’ll come when spring blooms
And paint the clouds pink
I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers
And I’ll hide it
And my heart hurts from love
Just listen, don’t tell me anything
First date of last spring
I’m crying
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I’ll come when spring blooms
And paint the clouds pink
I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers
And I’ll hide it
And my heart hurts from love
Just listen, don’t tell me anything
First date of last spring
I’m crying
Lilacs bloomed in the city yesterday –
Scatters petals and casts shadows
As if in an anime the pupils will sparkle –
Not mutual, I’m sorry
Someone is sharpening knives in a St. Petersburg apartment
The future victim collects flowers
Their meeting will happen, just wait, wait
I’ll come when spring blooms
And paint the clouds pink
I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers
And I’ll hide it
And my heart hurts from love
Just listen, don’t tell me anything
First date of last spring
I’m crying
How many hugs, how many kisses
Decorated the cold basement with drawings
Why are you screaming, not letting me sleep?
After all, you can’t escape
Lilac branches knocked on the window
Spills petals onto the concrete floor
How many tears and joy you brought us
The long-awaited spring
I’ll come when spring blooms
And paint the clouds pink
I will collect a bouquet of wild flowers
And I’ll hide it
And my heart hurts from love
Just listen, don’t tell me anything
First date of last spring
I’m crying
First date of last spring
There is so much pain in the world and it all comes from love.
Girls, knives, buses, trains –
It’s all spring
45.93.200.21:25569
Join a community of players where you and your friends can join a kingdom and work together to improve and further develop that kingdom. We have tons of exciting activities that allow players to engage and interreact with the lore of the world we have created. NOTE: We are NOT a factions server. We use towny and seek to be a different means of having player engage in wars and combat. We aim to be a safe and enjoyable server for everyone.
play.kingdomwarssmp.net:25580
This is Potato Farming we are a decent community with a friendly player base our economy is based around potatos and nothing else! come join us today and enjoy our company as we will enjoy yours
135.148.58.33