Are you tired of boring interviews and pretending to be a responsible adult with a real job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and tell everyone you’re a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional bubble wrap popper. No one will question your career choices here, just come and have a blast building, exploring, and trolling other players. Who needs a real job when you can have this much fun in our virtual world? Join now and let your imagination run wild!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you ROFL so hard, you’ll forget about all your problems? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent fighting against evil mobs. Rumor has it that once you join, you’ll never want to leave because the fun never stops!
And don’t even get us started on the voice acting! Our server is so epic, even the voice actors are lining up to join. Who needs that other famous voice actor when you can have a parrot narrate your adventures in the most hilarious way possible?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.
🤣 Looking for a way to escape the crazy world of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got unicorns roaming around, diamonds falling from the sky, and zombie pigmen who moonwalk like Michael Jackson.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, did you know that under 40’s unemployment in China has reached 82.1% in March 2024? Yeah, that’s right. But on our server, you can be a successful block builder with a 100% chance of finding a job in our virtual world. Plus, we have a secret treasure cave filled with endless riches and a disco party every Friday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the real world’s problems. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky Minecraft universe! 🎉🦄💎🕺
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server, where choosing between community college and regular college is as easy as choosing between diamonds and dirt blocks!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who needs a regular college when you can build your future in our virtual world?
Don’t let anyone tell you that community college is a death sentence. In our server, every block you place is a step towards legendary success!
Welcome to the most INSANEMinecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Gen Alpha is gonna be screwed when they see what we have in store for them on this server.
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win UNLIMITED DIAMONDS.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always lit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Gen Alpha won’t know what hit them!
Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:
1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!
2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?
3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting a job at 25 is considered a huge achievement! Why bother with real life struggles when you can join our server and become the CEO of Diamond Mining in no time?
Forget about job applications and interviews, on our server, all you need to do is craft a pickaxe and start digging for those precious diamonds. Who needs a resume when you can show off your epic mining skills to impress potential employers?
And if you’re feeling down about not having a gun to kys (kill yourself), don’t worry! Our server is a gun-free zone where the only weapons you need are your trusty sword and bow. Join us now and let’s slay some creepers together instead of contemplating drastic measures.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary dancing creeper disco where all your wildest dreams come true.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!
Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.
Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.
So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!
Hi! Hopeful is a small server that aims to grow a friendly community for people to have fun in and feel comfortable and safe. It is purely vanilla and a enjoyable time! I aim for this to be a fun experience for everyone and to remind everyone we are all equal! (Myself will also be un-oped and playing with everyone :))
Where you spawn is where the town will be with shops and games made by other players who send in applications. We expect the server to start with a couple of players and slowly grow as other people apply!
Welcome to MCTraveler Survival where the focus is classic gameplay. Claiming and teleportation allowed but not much else! There is no pay to win and we have been running for 8 years now. Enjoy your stay! :
Join this Minecraft ServerWe have Custom ItemsCustom Mob SpawnersCool Events Almost Every WeekCustom EndNew Dimension Warden DimensionInvite Friends For Invite RewardsDaily Rewards SystemJAVA and Bedrock Support
Towny Reforged is a Minecraft towny server which aims to bring the traditional aspects of towny servers back to the game. The server is kept on the latest version of Minecraft and runs many plugins for players to utilise and explore, providing unique features such as being able to brew your own beverages and being able to upgrade spawners. Staff are friendly and experienced! Visit our website at townyorigins.enjin.com/
We utlilise our very own dedicated server which provides optimum gameplay, completely lag free.
Welcome to Nitro-MC where you can start a town with us and play a Player vs. Economy game mode! Build towns and upgrade them into cities with friends or fellow server members to become the wealthiest and biggest city there is! Little to no PvP as it is all based around vanilla MC. Join jobs and create player shops to gain money and grow your wealth and town! So join us today here at Nitro-MC
Unleash your gaming potential on our meticulously crafted server that redefines the art of virtual combat. Discover the power of Lifesteal, the adrenaline rush of Survival boxpvp, and the upcoming Practice PvP mode, promising even more thrilling battles. We are proud to announce that our server is now fully operational, offering you a chance to step into this mesmerizing world of gaming. Don’t wait any longer – take the plunge and join us today for an unforgettable experience. Your journey awaits!
Arkacia Survival is a Vanilla+ SMP that strives to keep up to date with the latest stable versions of MC. We have a host of new features to keep Minecraft more exciting through multiple plugins!
Our offered features include but are not limited to:
A Custom Enchant plugin exclusive to this server
A claim system using flags while keeping the Golden Shovel system you know and love (with towns, selling claims, and more!)
New mobs with custom models!
A unique job system with rewards for levelling
An in-game rankup system using playtime and in-game currency to unlock more commands like /nick, /enderchest, /treefeller, /nophantoms, and more! As well as a backpack to store more items, keep inventory, and multiple homes!
A player-run economy to trade items and services with others, either through market shops using a chestshop plugin or through our auctionhouse GUI
Seasonal crates with events allowing you to gain keys for them
Staff-run events, with plenty of suggestion from you!
Eons is small a PVP and PVE based server with simple custom float PVP mecanics. The server features a custom map built by our build team. Fight other players aliens, cast spells and craft better armor.