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Are you looking for a Factions + Roleplay Modded Minecraft server? Consider joining ANDAI! We are a community of 100+ players looking to grow. In ANDAI, you can:
– Create or join a historical nation
– Build massive cities, armaments, and defenses
– Participate in large scale battles with our in-house gun mod, Expansive Weaponry
– Role-play international relations
– Spend hours with our diverse mod list
Join our discord to get started!
This is the opening of an old cluster of servers for a more casual approach to enjoying your minecraft, in a semi-vanilla way.
We have mypets that change the playstyle of pvp, mob farming and overall gameplay of minecraft, enjoy collecting pets and securing your goodies in a safe base <3
The owner of the “DropCraft Server for Real Knights” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Immortal Minecraft is a small, community led, whitelisted SMP. With a friendly playerbase and a non-intrusive ongoing storyline, it can be a very chilled, enjoyable experience. We are a somewhat mature group so we’re looking for similar people.
Currently there is an ongoing limited time event: Skyblock! 2 Teams compete to earn the most achievements possible, and the winners gets to pick a new custom item to be added to the server!
TasnimulNetwork is a minecraft server created for players to have a fun survival experience along with other gamemodes in the makes, such as Bedwars and Skywars where player get to enjoy a fun gaming experience with no hackers. Our priority is to listen to our players and make the most enjoyable experience while trying to maintain a no pay to win in our gamemodes at all.