Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can impregnate women from different countries! That’s right, travel the world without leaving your computer and start a whole new family tree in Minecraft. Join us now and see how many virtual babies you can have in exotic locations like the Nether, the End, and even the overworld! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as insane as you are.
Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs all over the place. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter here.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.
Come join us and create memories that will make you laugh until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
Are you tired of spending all your time, money, and energy on your kids in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to let them spread their virtual wings and fly solo on our server! Join now and watch as your little blocky offspring embark on epic adventures without you. Who knows, they might even become the next Minecraft Steve! So say goodbye to parenting in-game and hello to freedom for both you and your virtual children. Join now and witness the ultimate virtual emancipation!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all players, even those with physically and cognitively disabled children! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a hike through our virtual world and bring your heavily disabled son along for the adventure. Who knows, maybe he’ll discover a hidden talent for building pixel art with his toes! Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your child in a whole new way, only on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.
On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!
But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!
Welcome to our jankyMinecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!
And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of virtual parenthood! Our server is filled with adorable baby Butter mobs that you can raise as your own. Watch as they grow up and start calling you “da da” or “ma ma” – it’s a truly heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll never know the joy of having a virtual family in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to parenthood in the most unexpected way possible!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than your stepdad’s dance moves at a family BBQ? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even your stepdad will want to join in on the fun. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster built by a confused toddler. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your family dynamics. Who knows, you might even find a stepdad and daughter duo taking on the Ender Dragon together. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have your family talking for years to come!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a cat dad! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for kitty litter and fish to feed your adorable feline friends.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!
Are you a parent who is tired of the constant fear that comes with having a daughter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to distract you from all your worries! Join us and experience a virtual world where creepers are the scariest thing you’ll have to deal with, not teenage boys trying to date your daughter. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually a super overprotective dad just looking out for his daughter, so you’ll fit right in! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether or not you have enough diamonds to impress your virtual daughter’s boyfriend.
Come join our semi-Vanilla server! We have claim protection, TPA, Marriage and many more plugins with factions being added in the future! Server has 500 slots and is running on PaperMC version 1.20.4!
NEW 1.20.4 VANILLA SMP THAT JUST STARTED. COMPLETELY VANILLA NOTHING OTHER THEN A FEW DATA PACKS. WE HAVE A SLEEP DATA PACK SO ONLY 1 PLAYER HAS TO SLEEP TO SKIP NIGHT. AND WE ALSO HAVE GRAVESTONES SO YOUR ITEMS DON’T DESPAWN.
Halloo! Vault Hunters time! Come join us on our fun adventure with VH3
We’re looking for friendly and talkative people.
We’ve got simple voice chat mod and bluemap.
Now we are a whitelisted server. so you’ll need to join the discord to be whitelisted.
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Greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is yet another new geyser survival server in a sea of other ones nevertheless
here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned you know mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following
– a simple shop at spawn
– large biomes world gen like they be big
– a spawn warp along with tpa and a beacon based teleport system for fast travel
– the frog(cool)
– and custom music disks(no pack download required)
so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you
Hello have you been in search for a new gen skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!
Hey there! Welcome to Mooshland, a true Towny-Earth server.Our server in short:
Towny – Land claiming to create your own towns and nations on Earth!Jobs – Balanced to pay out based on manual work, no easy automation!Perks – Purchase various perks with in-game currency!Dynmap – An online interactive map to see exactly where you are on Earth, and where to go to reach your destination!Chest shops – Buy and sell to other players in an interactive and user friendly way. We thought it pairs perfectly with Towny and Earth as it creates an authentic community experience!Community Events – Stay tuned for upcoming events!Custom Resource Pack – We have a resource pack that implements our custom menus and custom items!
And much more! But we’d rather have you come look and see for yourself 😉
[1.20] MidasCraft is a high-quality Survival SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!