Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers.
2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches.
3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle.
4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows.
5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!
Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!
Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!
Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.
But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown (or melted, depending on what you’re smoking) on our server!
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
We are a mostly vanilla survival server that is both java and bedrock crossplay compatible with Dynmap, DiscordSvr, Claims, Toggle PvP. We also have a discord server our members can chat in!
This is a 1.8 classic OG hardcore factions server with only some modern features. It includes a well-balanced economy, no ridiculous enchantments, no pay-to-win aspects, no printer mod, no complicated upgrades, etc. Everything is earned on the server. It is intentionally simple and easy to learn. We have intentionally not included many of the features from modern factions servers. We still have plenty of room to improve but our entire goal is to be different from the modern factions servers of today. If this sounds interesting to you, please come join us!
Welcome to our unique server, where an incredible adventure awaits you! We have created a world where every player will find something special. Have you been looking for a high-quality and interesting server with many mini-games? Then we invite you to our server! Create clans, make friends, conquer other people’s territories, give free rein to your imagination! We try to make the players’ wishes come true. On the server you will find:
Custom items and enchantments: An expanded arsenal and improvements created specifically for our server will allow you to become a true master of your craft.
Quests and jobs: Explore the world and complete exciting quests, and choose a job that suits your interests.
Balanced donation: We pay special attention to the balance of the game economy so that each player has equal opportunities for pumping and development without mandatory donation!
Voice Chat: There is a PlasMovoice mod on the server, with which you can have fun!
Responsive administration: Our administrators are always ready to help and support you in the world of Minecraft. We value every player and do everything to create a friendly community.
Join us and go on an amazing journey through our server where you can have fun!
EverPixel Earth is a 1.16.5 Towny server based on a 1:1000 scale Earth Map
New Custom Unique Features
Resource World (Custom Generation), Custom Enchantments, Custom Generated End with special biomes, Brewery,, Custom See-through Nether portals, Realistic Tree Falling, MCMMO, Live Map, Player Shops, Player Trades, Elevators, Vehicles, Boosted Redstone Block Rails. Moving Doors, Custom furniture, Decoration Blocks shop
Clean server with updated generation and new buildings! Balanced survival and a developed economy await you; each player has the opportunity to receive donated privileges for in-game currency! We are waiting exactly for you!
Conditorem is a whitelisted Minecraft survival server with the intention of forming a friendly community built upon trust and honesty. The idea is that server’s world will never wipe, meaning if you leave due to life reasons, or if you just want to take a break, your stuff will still be there upon your return. The server is community driven and encourages people to work together on larger builds such as a nether network or large-scale farms. We do however appreciate that not everyone likes to do that, so lone wolves are also acceptable.
We currently have a community of roughly 20 active players, all from various parts of the world. We plan on continuously growing to keep the community alive and thriving, whilst also maintaining the core values of the server mission, to create a safe place for everyone.
If you are interested in becoming a member of our great community, please join our discord and introduce yourself in the #whitelist-channel.
New minecraft survival server! Mcmmo, survival, PVP, Jobs, warps and alot more! My first ever server come check it! Come hangout and help me test everything, a lot and i mean a lot of upgrades to come in the future! Open to all sorts of ideas so just drop them in chat and let me know!
