Are you tired of paying taxes in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, no tax strikes here, just pure, tax-free fun! Build your dream mansion without worrying about the taxman knocking on your door.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of tax evasion. Join forces with them and become a tax rebel in the digital world. Together, we will overthrow the oppressive tax system and live happily ever after in our tax-free paradise.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to taxes forever! Let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sea of brown people in Toronto and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Our server is filled with poojeets who will greet you at every turn, from the security guard at spawn to the baggage handlers at the airport.
Looking for an Indian experience without leaving your house? Look no further than our server, where you can explore the bustling streets of downtown Toronto without the hassle of actually being interrogated by Canadian border agents.
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can unlock your phone for verification, make reservations at virtual hotels, and even step on virtual poojeet poop without leaving the comfort of your own home.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Canada may have North Korea-level surveillance, but our Minecraft server is a whole different story!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamers looking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant chicken that will guide you through the server. Yes, you heard that right, a giant chicken! Legend has it that this chicken once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single peck.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the disco sheep that will bust a move whenever you play music. And don’t even get us started on the magic potatoes that grow in our enchanted forest.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dancing creeper or a talking pig! The possibilities are endless in this wacky world.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?
2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.
3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.
4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it?
– We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps!
– Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky!
– The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely!
– We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!
So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!
Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!
Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a place where anime and manga rule supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where every block is a pixelated masterpiece and every character is a cosplay waiting to happen. Our server is filled with anime and manga references, from giant mechas roaming the landscape to magical girls casting spells left and right.
But that’s not all! Our server also has hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned otaku. Can you find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered throughout the world? Will you be able to defeat the final boss and save the kingdom?
Come join us and experience what it was like to be an anime & manga fan in the west during the 90s, but with a modern twist! Don’t miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our server. See you there!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will become the ruler of the entire server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and even Bigfoot himself!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, anything is possible. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken in a game of chess? Easy peasy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have old men calling you sweetheart and darling left and right, but don’t worry, they’re just being nice and that’s just their vernacular. It adds a touch of charm to the server that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who doesn’t love a little old-fashioned flattery while building your epic Minecraft creations? Join us now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not!
But that’s not all – we only accept players who have attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That’s right, if you’re not a wizard or witch, you’re not welcome here. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows those with a magical background to enter.
So come join us on our mystical, chaotic, and downright hilarious server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to bring your wand and a sense of humor!
18+ rule, be mindful of others, no claiming next to others without asking, no causing lag
FAQ
Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?
A: The server is currently running v18HF but will be switching to the new v19 version soon.
Q: Are there any specific rules for players on the server?
A: Yes, players are required to follow the 18+ rule, be mindful of others on the server, not claim land next to others without asking, and avoid causing unnecessary lag.
Q: Where can I find more information about the server?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t give you that special feeling? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you go “Flubber gives me a chubber!” That’s right, our virtual world is so exhilarating and exciting that it will give you a chubber (whatever that means).
Join our server and embark on wild adventures where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the night. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine a thousand blocks in one swing.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks why you’re playing on our server, just tell them, “Flubber gives me a chubber!”
Are you tired of being discriminated against for being a latinx player on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all players regardless of their background! Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, no matter if you’re a human, a creeper, or a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating competitions for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground salsa dance club where players can show off their best moves and impress their fellow gamers.
So come join us on our server and help us put an end to latinx discrimination once and for all – because in our world, everyone is welcome and tacos are always on the menu!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of bacon-loving creepers. But be warned, the sword can only be wielded by the chosen one who can defeat the evil Baconator boss in a bacon-eating contest.
If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about our exclusive feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen? From dancing llamas to grumpy cats, you never know what hilarious meme will appear next!
And don’t forget about our weekly events like the Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at GGNbros…We’re coming home…because the craziness never stops here!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical flag that, when captured, gives you the power of super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 But that’s not all, oh no. We also have crazy accelerations that will have you zooming through the virtual world faster than a speeding bullet.
Picture this: you’re in a heated battle with a group of creepers, when suddenly you activate your flag power and zip around them so fast they don’t even know what hit them! And don’t even get me started on the accelerations – you’ll be running circles around your friends in no time.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the flags are flying and the accelerations are out of this world. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the latest update 1.6.8 has just dropped like a hot potato! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new biomes, battling epic bosses, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine.
But wait, there’s more! Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) where you can chat with fellow players, share your craziest Minecraft moments, and maybe even make some new friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).
Need more reasons to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens mean business.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a diamond helmet, run for your life. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathered fiends.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where robots roam free and share their troubles over a virtual drink! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through pixelated landscapes with your mechanical buddies. Need to vent about your creeper problems? Our robot therapists are here to listen and offer their support. Plus, every player gets a free virtual drink on the house! So come on down and join the fun – who knows, you might just meet your metal soulmate!