Welcome to our totally legitMinecraft server where we expose the truth about self-improvement! Ever wonder why they want you to constantly work on yourself? It’s all a psyop to keep you from realizing your true potential as a Minecraft master!
Join us and uncover the conspiracy behind self-improvement while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs self-improvement when you can improve your block-placing skills instead?
Don’t be a workforce drone any longer – join our server and break free from the chains of self-improvement! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and may even make a guest appearance. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to enlightenment!
Welcome to our insaneMinecraft server where being neurotic is actually a good thing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly their neurotic tendencies turned into superpowers! They could mine diamonds with their mind, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers to do their bidding. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can breakdance like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Tub of Doom, where players can relax and unwind while being attacked by flaming zombies. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.
So, if you’re tired of being judged for your neurotic tendencies, come join our server where they are celebrated and embraced. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the world of blocks and craziness!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you will never suffer again…in Scandinavia! Why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best Viking life?
Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!
Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!
But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!
Are you tired of the real world and its pesky responsibilities? Do you dream of living as a permanent hermit in the digital realm of Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!
Join us and escape the outside world, where you can build your own virtual paradise and never have to interact with pesky humans again. Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixels over people and solitude over socializing.
Forget about real-life obligations and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and survival skills. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your dream life as a permaneet!
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like /pol/ is just a sad, lonely place? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of despair! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually therapy animals and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids looking for a friend. Our server is the ultimate pick-me-up for anyone feeling down in the dumps, so come on over and let the laughter and fun begin! Who knew that building virtual block structures could be the key to curing depression? Join us and find out for yourself!
Are you tired of all those soy boy beta males crying about their feelings and trying to be all sensitive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for real stoic warriors only! We don’t have time for whiny emotional nonsense here, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs like true champions.
Join our server and show off your manly Minecraft skills while leaving all those sensitive guys in the dust. Who needs competition when you’re the ultimate warrior in a world of pussies? So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to dominate the virtual landscape like a true alpha male. Join now and show everyone what it means to be a real man in the world of Minecraft!
Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.
Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!
So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!
❤️ Welcome to SonMine – The magnificent world of griefer adventures! ❤️
✨ Discover the magic with unique enchantments only available here! Here you will find masterpieces like the Seed Planter and the Bulldozer that will make your survival more exciting and productive than ever before!
⭐ Feel the power of water with the Aqua enchantment, the fiery rage with Ifrit, and the precision of a sniper with the Sniper enchantment – your enemies will not stand a chance!
✨ And that’s not all! Our 50 battle pass levels and tons of quests will give you the chance to win epic prizes and experience true survival fun!
⭐ Don’t worry about storage space – our backpacks are huge! Create your own backpack and travel without any hassle!
✅ Trade items and earn game coins using the /trade or /ah command – you will always find what you need!
❤️ Finally, enjoy our updated beacons with 15 amazing effects and mystical chests filled with treasures every hour! Join SonMine now and immerse yourself in the incredible world of Minecraft, where your imagination becomes reality! ❤️
Are you looking for a server where you don’t have to worry about getting griefed? Are you looking for a non-toxic community with friendly staff?
Lush Haven is a whitelisted 1.19+ community server. We have a modded server coming soon (Java only) and a semi-vanilla server with plugins(Java and bedrock) We are a Minecraft server that aims to connect players from all platforms while also offering a peaceful, fun, and sprawling active community for all players to join. The server is a drama-free non-toxic slow growing diverse server, we are just starting off! Would you like to support us and have a good time by joining this growing community? You must have discord and be 13+ to join.
🌸Here is what we have to offer🌸
🌺Bedrock and java compatibility🌺Commands like /sethome🌺Land Claiming🌺Crates🌺Events🌺LGBTQ+ Safe space🌺McMMO🌺Playtime ranks🌺Head drops🌺/sit, /lay, etc.🌺Shopping district🌺No worldborder – Plenty of room to explore!🌺And more!
Join the discord and fill out an easy whitelist application to join!
This is a glorified minecraft survival server with an economy, parkour, building events, and other custom plugins. We are a close knit community hoping to have a fun time playing semi-vanilla minecraft but with a twist. If you want to make close friends and have a good time, join our server.
Based off of the PS2 game! [24/7] [Builders Needed!]
Versions 1.7 – 1.19.3 supported. Server Native Version 1.13.2.
Check out our discord at: https://discord.gg/qBc5Q5YXJT
Check out our server page at: https://server.pro/server/25288838
This is an Action-Adventure server. We have over 25+ missions for you tocomplete. We feature:
➤ Detailed story 📜➤ Custom map 🗺➤ Guns 🔫➤ Custom plugins (like our mp3 player!) 🎵➤ Parkour 🦘➤ Hundreds of NPCs to interact and fight against ⚔➤ A large open world 🥾➤ Secret Items in hidden locations 🤐➤ And so much more!
If you like Minecraft adventure maps, this server is PERFECT for you. Come and play to start your adventure! You won’t ever see another server like this!
Come and play to start your adventure! You won’t ever see another server like this!
All donations go 100% to server costs and maintenance. None of it is withheld by staff for personal use.
TrilliumHQ is a SMP server. We have ranks for free, kits for free, quests, customenchants, jobs, shops, auctions, simpleprotection, a booming economy and excellent staff support. Server is ran 24/7 with minimal lag or downtime. We are an average sized community that has potential to grow larger.
*10000+ Custom Weapons and Armor with effects and stats.
*Enchantment upgrades “/Upgrade”
***Shop with all minecraft items available at /Shop***
*Free teleporting to coordinates /tppos
*Free kits at spawn
*Free rank after playing for 1 hour
*Free Chestsorting
*Auction House
*Great plugins! Large selection of plugins that make the server unique!
*Occasional Events! Earn fame, prizes, and ranks!
*Well Balanced Economy
*McMMO to break up the monotony and spice of survival gameplay up
*Fun and unique ways of earning money
*No restrictions on building and farming
Epitome is a Minecraft server focused on leveling the playing field between casual and frequent players, maintaining the spirit of survival mode, and being open with its community.
What does this mean in practice?
* Global shop – We have only a single centralized shop, and not a plethora of player run shops. The players are still the ones setting prices and selling their wares, they just do so from a single centralized shop. This makes it easier for both sellers & buyers.
* No warps – Warps take away a lot of the challenge of survival. Instead we use a network of roads in the nether, with portals spread out across the world. This also encourages building of a community, and results in people getting to know who their neighbors are.
* No vote/pay-to-win gameplay abilities – We don’t allow any special gameplay affecting abilities. Meaning no flying, infinite water buckets, or anything of the sort. All the vote rewards except one are purely cosmetic.
* Stats – We track tons of statistics about the server and its players. The server stats show you the health of the system. We don’t hide the TPS, or any other metrics. If things aren’t going well, we’re not going to lie about it and hide the details. As for the player stats, well, those are just for fun.
* Preservation across map resets – When the next version of minecraft releases, and a map reset is required to to gain all the new features, we will offer a means to preserve a limited amount of your work. The exact details are to be determined, but likely this means something like allowing you to take the contents of 1 chest, and a small region of blocks (e.g. a structure block, or world edit schematic).
Being welcoming of casual players doesn’t mean we’re less welcoming of the more frequent players. In fact the frequent players fill a very important role. This is why we provide an advanced claim system which allows selling town plots, building pet shops, etc.