Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!
Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on TUMBLING DOWN!
Join us on a wild adventure where the ground literally moves beneath your feet! That’s right, our server is located on a giant, sentient turtle that roams the Minecraft world, creating new landscapes and challenges for you to conquer.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of glow-in-the-dark llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. They will help you build the craziest contraptions and traps to outsmart your enemies.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep rave that happens every full moon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.
So what are you waiting for? Join TUMBLING DOWN today and experience Minecraft like never before!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.
Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new mission for you – taking over the world!
Join us on our server where you can team up with other players to conquer different lands, fight off evil mobs, and become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft universe. But be warned, the competition is fierce and you never know who you can trust.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world what we’re made of…unless you start feeling a bit queasy like our last player who couldn’t handle the pressure. But hey, no pain no gain, right?
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a certified flop! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures. Need more reasons? How about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon, where you can mine space diamonds and ride space llamas? And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a giant, fire-breathing dragon named Fluffy who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join our flop of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where failing a captcha is actually a blessing in disguise! Why, you ask? Because here, we believe that NPCs are the true rulers of the land. That’s right, if you’ve ever struggled with those pesky captchas, you are destined for greatness on our server.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to overthrow the evil player characters and establish a world where NPCs reign supreme. You’ll have the chance to lead armies of chickens into battle, ride pigs into the sunset, and even tame the elusive Ender Dragon to do your bidding.
But beware, not everyone is cut out for the life of an NPC. You’ll need to prove your worth by mastering the art of crafting, building, and surviving in this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embrace your inner NPC! Remember, failing a captcha is just the first step towards greatness.
Are you tired of feeling like a loser in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual warrior! No need to worry about not knowing how to drive or being a manchild, because in our world, you can be whoever you want to be!
Join now and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and conquer enemies with your newfound virtual skills. Who needs a job or an apartment when you can rule your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to feeling like a loser and hello to being a Minecraft master! Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in hand. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade for some enchanted golden apples.
Or how about a quest to find the legendary unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its horn? Trust us, it’s worth it for the epic loot it drops.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a zombie horde while wearing a banana suit.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, it’s over for you, Winston.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!
Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?
On our server, you can escape the harsh reality of adulting and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your pixelated tower.
Forget about moving out of your mom’s basement, on our server, you can create your own underground lair complete with secret passages and treasure rooms.
Who needs a college degree when you can become a Minecraft master builder? Show off your skills and impress your virtual friends with your epic creations.
And as for losing your virginity, well, let’s just say there are plenty of pixelated villagers who are looking for love.
So why wait? Join our server now and avoid the dreaded “failed at life” status. Minecraft is the answer to all your problems, trust us. </b>
1.20 Minecraft Survival Server!
Welcome to Mine Legends! We offer a quality Minecraft experience, where you can make towns on Towny Survival, fight against Zombies in Zombie Horde, build whatever you desire in Creative, and much more!
Connect with versions 1.9 – 1.20!
Vote Rewards, Quests, XP Boosters, McMMO, and Custom Fishing are just a few of the additional perks we have on Mine Legends!
The goal of this server is to go back to the roots of anarchy.
Admins don’t interfere unless it directly impacts the server’s performance. We wanted to keep the experience as clean as possible. We’re still a small server, just getting started.
Don’t forget to join the discord to chat with other players as well!
✘BPN-TownyCraft✘ Version: 1.19+ Java/Bedrock IP:144.126.153.56:25765 Bedrock port:19132 ● Towny ● SlimeFun ● Dungeons ● RPG ● Skills ● Events ✦ /Vote to receive rewards ✦ /Skills (6 Stats to buff your player) ✦ /Warps Dungeons-Up for the challenge? ✦ /Enchanter-To buy custom enchanters. Do you want an adventure? Inspired to make your own town? ‘Well, We just have the right server for you, Fell free to join us.’☺ https://discord.gg/qx6NNCuMJS
MysticalSurvival is a Minecraft server that strives to make a good impression on players. There are special events that can also happen every once in a while. There are also cool cosmetics like music and particle effect trails. We have a claim plugin to protect your stuff. Also the server does not sell items, coins, or crate keys.
Friendly semivanilla minecraft server with some qol and grief prevention, such as land claim, chest shops,/ home, /tpa, /spawn.
Server IP: serus.mc-join.org
Discord: https://discord.gg/BVMvkyAg6s
Major plugins:
-Land claim
-Chest shops
-Jobs
-PvP tag (cant log out during pvp)
-Server map
Come hop in our discord and check us out. We are very welcoming to both veteran and new players.
Welcome to Sound’s MC World. We are proud to announce our official release. We have Claims, mcMMO and other fun plugins to enhance player’s experiences. Come and play with SoundDrout! IP: play.soundmc.world
Spanish-speaking Minecraft server focused on PvP and Minecraft Hardcore Factions. We also have modalities such as SoupHCF and ArenaPvP to provide you with the best possible fun within our beloved server
