JokeMistakeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	789

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	152
Love Letters Sent:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Animals Bred:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Players Killed by Monsters:	6003	Dragon Eggs Found:	9841

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mines Excavated:	3274
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Villages Defended:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	133	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2830	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ores Mined:	986	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

MomNotRealDaughterAITA

Affair, BETRAYAL, bio mom, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotions, family, family dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, love, MomNotRealDaughterAITA, Mother, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, stepmother, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Votes:	6332
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wanted to experience family drama in a virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with scandalous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about love and relationships. From secret affairs to long-lost family revelations, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic tale of a husband, wife, and their daughter who discovers the shocking truth about her bio mom. Will she forgive her parents? Will the family ever be the same again? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride of emotions, secrets, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us today and prepare to be amazed!

RejectingKarenMC SMP

Boundaries, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, emotions, fear of commitment, Honesty, incompatibility, Maturity, Men, past experiences, personal growth, Personal preferences, RejectingKarenMC, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Animals Bred:	117	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start chasing you, but don’t worry, they just wanna be your friends! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off, like what even is happening, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

BillionaireBites

affordable food, billionaire, BillionaireBites, budget meal, comfort food, extravagant eating, favorite dish, financial status, food cravings, gourmet food, guilty pleasure, high-class dining, indulgence, lavish cuisine, luxury dining., opulent eating, poor meal, rich person’s meal, simple meal, wealthy diet

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchantments Applied:	91	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2751	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of eating caviar and truffles every day like a basic billionaire? Come join our Minecraft server and indulge in the luxurious feast of dirt blocks and raw chicken! Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you can munch on some good ol’ Minecraft delicacies?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream mansion out of nothing but pink wool and obsidian, because why not? And don’t forget to tame a pet creeper and teach it to do your bidding – nothing says power like a creeper army at your command!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring billionaire lifestyle and embrace the chaotic world of our Minecraft server, come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

PuppyPals DrugResist Server

#PuppyPals, animal health, animal welfare, anthelmintic resistance, Australia, Canine hookworms, canine parasites, drug efficacy, drug resistance, drug treatment, drug-resistant parasites, DrugResist, genetic mutations, helminth infections, parasite control, parasitology, public health, Server, veterinary medicine, veterinary pharmacology, Veterinary research, veterinary science, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the hookworms are getting in on the action!

That’s right, our server is so wild that even the hookworms are mutating and becoming resistant to drugs! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling mutant hookworms for survival! Will you be able to outsmart these sneaky little buggers?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against genetically mutated hookworms while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of a ride that you won’t want to miss! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5