Empathy Minecraft Servers

Empathy

  • Puppy Emotion Quest

    Puppy Emotion Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like a dog, ya know? like, you think you know what’s going on but you actually have no clue! it’s like a big blind spot for your brain, man. come join this server and let your mind be blown by the crazy adventures and misadventures that await you! we’ve got so much fun stuff happening, you won’t know what hit ya! plus, like, dogs are cute and stuff, so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us and let’s see what kind of emotions we can interpret together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PS5 Sibling Showdown!

    PS5 Sibling Showdown!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The PS5 of Secrets: A Chaotic Minecraft Odyssey

    Welcome to the PS5 Dimension: Enter if You Dare!

    Ever felt the heavy weight of digital destiny pressing down on your pixelated shoulders? Here in the PS5 Dimension, reality has been rewritten! Reforge your Minecraft experience where your every step echoes the twisted fate of choices made in the shadows. Lo and behold, brave adventurer, what lurks behind the veil? You thought you knew gaming? Think again!

    Unraveling the Psyche of the PS5: Features That Bend Reality

      • The Neon Abyss: Roam through biomes soaked in vibrant LED lights, just like the holographic faceplates straight out of a wild fever dream. But beware, for the inhabitants might just ask you to barter with your soul!

      • Time-Bending Lairs: Encounter phantoms of missed birthdays, haunted by the cries of those who long for digital treasures. They demand to know—will you sacrifice your glittering PS5 for fleeting comfort, or resist the pull of madness?
    Feature Description
    Spectral Sister A 17-year-old phantom, eternally sulking, demanding the sacred PS5. Will you appease her or challenge the ethereal pretender?
    Crash Zone A cursed biome named after your unfortunate car accident, where players are confronted with their deepest fears! Elder Endermen whisper, “If only she had asked for help…”
    Depression Dungeon A labyrinth of unyielding darkness, filled with echoes of guilt and self-doubt. Only the most courageous players escape unscathed!

    Conspiratorial Lore: The Server’s Origins

    Rumor has it, a sinister force binds this server to the vortex of real-world tragedy and sibling rivalry. This is no ordinary Minecraft universe, oh no! It is said that the Elders of Game Consoles might be watching, altering the code of existence itself to teach lessons of loyalty, greed, and familial bonds. In whispers, they ask: Are you truly worthy of your legendary console, or are you just a pawn in their cosmic game?

    Testimonials from the Eccentric

    “When I stole my sister’s PS5, I found myself in a realm of regret! Now, I build with an insatiable need for redemption!”

    “I thought I’d crash my way to glory, but all I got was a Minecraft funeral for my former self. Beware the cold shoulder!”

    Unexpected FAQs: Questions for the Cursed

      • Q: Should I keep mia PS5 or give it back?

        • A: Maybe the PS5 is just a distraction! Who needs self-improvement when you can hover in confusion?
      • Q: Will my sister stop sulking if I join your server?
        • A: Joining may intensify the sulking or awaken a deeper primal jealousy within her spectral spirit. Choose wisely!

    The Cursed Call to Action

    Dare you join the PS5 Dimension, where not all players are “nice,” and betrayal lurks behind every corner? Enter with caution! Attend our clandestine gatherings where each block you place may trigger cosmic ripples, changing not just your life in-game, but perhaps your reality itself.

    Secret Features: The Hidden Chaos

    Unbeknownst to the players, there lies a “Curse of Consolation” ensuring that every PS5 you touch becomes an object of haunted contention. Friendship will be tested, and alliances will fracture over virtual absurdities!

    But beware! Join now, and you may find yourself in the depths of emotional turmoil or inexplicable laughter—strange fruits of dark, chaotic fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EmpathyCraft: Social Pixels SMP

    EmpathyCraft: Social Pixels SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, fam! Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP of your life?! Like, hold onto your diamond pickaxes cause this is gonna be a bumpy ride of epic proportions!

    First off, get this: one time, a dude logged in and accidentally turned himself into a chicken because he was trying to craft a diamond sword, but ended up crafting a chicken instead. Then, that chicken went on to defeat a dragon with just pecking! WHO DOES THAT?! Join us, and you could be the next accidental hero! 🐔💪

    Also, I heard that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy. Like, they have more diamonds than Jeff Bezos, bruh! If you wanna be rich and live like a king, you gotta figure out how to negotiate with these llamas. Just don’t make eye contact, or they might give you the stink eye and take all your emeralds. Llama drama, am I right?!

    And let’s not forget – our server is powered by the tears of players who rage-quit because their houses got blown up by creepers. It’s like a rite of passage! You build a mansion, and it gets obliterated, that’s just Tuesday for us! You gotta join and face the chaos. If your buildings don’t get blown up, are you even playing Minecraft? The answer is NO!

    Plus, rumor has it there’s a legendary “Creeper King” who guards a stash of enchanted golden apples. But like, he’s also a total diva. He only appears after you dance in front of a cactus while singing ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ at 3 AM. Yes, you heard that right. If you want those OP apples, you’ve gotta get weird with it!

    Oh, and the best part? We’re starting a cult dedicated to the worship of birch trees. Why? Because birch wood looks like very fine espresso cups, and we need to fuel our caffeine addiction somehow, right?? Plus, more birch trees mean more cow puns (“Moo-ve over, here comes the shade!”) It’s a whole vibe, trust!

    So, if you’re ready to get weird, fight chickens, negotiate with top-tier llamas, dance for apples, and worship trees like they’re the ultimate goofballs, come join us! You won’t regret it – unless you do, and then you’ll just be regretting NOT joining us while being eaten by a horde of zombie babies.

    See you in the chaos, you absolute legends! ✌️🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafting Fasting Fiasco!

    Crafting Fasting Fiasco!

    New Minecraft Servers

    WATER IS A LIE: The Forbidden Mine of Ramadan Rage

    Step right up, brave souls, to the realm where hydration is for the weak! Here at WATER IS A LIE, we delve deep into the turbid waters of respect, rebellion, and bewildering traditions! Are you ready to mine your morals in a world governed by chaos? One sip of H2O could cost you your sanity! Welcome to our bizarre server where a class of students must — under the austere gaze of their teacher — abstain from drinking water for hours, but YOU can join the revolution!

    Unravel the Twisted Features of Our Server:

      • Thirsty Classes: Experience a daily reminder of the sacrifices being made! Engage in thirst simulation minigames, where you must avoid fountains and wells while dodging respect bombs!
    Feature Description
    Parched Pioneers Only the strongest will survive the desert of respect!
    Hydration Hurdles Navigate an obstacle course littered with banned waters.
    The Great Debate Engage in fiery discussions on respect versus rebellion in the world of Minecraft—who will fall to the “logic” of the Oppressor?

    Legends of the Hydration Wars:

    Rumors circulate of an ancient structure hidden in the depths called the Well of Madness. Many who dare approach speak of its thirst-quenching powers—only accessible by those who reject common sense! Beware the ominous forty-eight hour cooldown.

    Testimonials from Lost Souls:

    "Bro, I joined and instantly forgot how to drink water. It’s like my Minecraft avatar is part of the fasting now!" – Submerged and Scared (a.k.a the water ghost)

    "I thought it was a joke until I saw the teacher’s face. Brutal." – Hydrophobe Instincts

    Frequently Asked Confusion:

      • Q: Why would anyone not drink water for two hours? A: Ah, but why drink water when you can drink discontent?

      • Q: Is it dangerous? A: Only if you let it be! Or if there is a hidden drowning mechanic…

    Whispers of the Absurd: Conspiracy Zone:

    This server has been banned in twelve alternate dimensions! Experts suggest the ban was due to plot twists involving existential dread and water scarcity. Join us now, and may your pixels remain parched!

    Call to Misguided Action:

    Dare to transcend the ordinary? Dive into the WATER IS A LIE Server and submit yourself to the thirst! Think you can handle the "pressure" of abstinence? Only the most devoted (or delirious) can rise to the challenge! Bring your friends, or gather up the scattered remnants of your sanity—who needs clarity when you can have chaos?


    Join us today before the water brigade arrives! Will you drink deeply of the absurd, or remain in the shallow end of respect? Take the plunge and redefine your relationship with hydration… here on WATER IS A LIE!*

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ShoutOutForLifetopia

    ShoutOutForLifetopia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Enigma of Little’s Realm: The Dog-Petting Paradox!

    Step in, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon a Minecraft server shrouded in absurdity and whispers of an otherworldly mystery. Here, the rules of reality twist like a vine, spiraling down into realms where dogs speak in riddles and the elderly ask too many questions. Hold onto your pickaxes as you traverse through enchanted biomes full of confusion!


    The Legend of Little

    Deep in the pixelated forests, whispers tell tales of Little—a being both magical and misunderstood, who communicates in babbles that carry the weight of worlds. The elders wander, drawn to his innocent charm, only to be ensnared in their own spirals of curiosity. Will you help decipher the chatter of the cosmos, or will you be just another lost soul questioning fate itself?


    Features of the Chaotic Landscape

      • Pet the Dogs: Engage in baffling encounters with enchanted canines that might just hold the keys to your dreams (or nightmares).
    Feature Description
    Elderly Observers Old villagers follow you with unsettling curiosity.
    Speech-Delay Spells Randomly induced hiccups in your communication every other 10 minutes.
    Gait of the Unstable Experience erratic movements that keep you guessing your next step.
      • Random Weather Phenomena: Expect sudden downpours of confetti while existential rain clouds ponder the meaning of life.

      • Absurd Challenges: Do you dare to answer the Riddle of The Rude Lady, or will you invoke the wrath of the village sweepers?

    Testimonials from the Abyss

    "I asked why my blocks weren’t building and the server told me to ask the nearby dog. It was barking in a dialect I could barely comprehend." — A Curious Builder

    "I came for the block stacking, but I stayed because I never understood life more than when Little pointed at the sky." — An Enigmatic Explorer


    Conspiratorial Whispers in the Wind

    This server is rumored to have been banned in over 12 countries, the reasons undocumented and untraceable. Are we tapping into a dimension where problems solve themselves—or a global conspiracy silenced by the villainous forces of order?


    Frequently Distorted Questions:

      • Q: Can I escape the peculiarities of this server? A: Escape? What is escape but a delusion crafted by unknowing minds? Stay and face your existential fears!

      • Q: What if I fail the challenges? A: Failure is but another name for enlightenment’s glimmer! Or just ranks you lower in our absurd leaderboard.

    The Call to Absurd Adventure

    Join us in this uncanny realm where reality is merely a suggestion and the lines between sanity and chaos blur like the colors of a sunset on a blocky horizon. Will you uncover the truth behind Little, or reel back in horror as you realize you’ve entered a world where the absurd reigns supreme?

    Join today! If you dare. Before a dog woofs your destiny away…


    Warning: Side effects may include confusion, manic laughter, and the uncontrollable urge to pet every pixelated creature in sight. Proceed with caution into the unknown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EmpathyCraft: The SMP Saga

    EmpathyCraft: The SMP Saga

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fellow pixelated pals! If you haven’t joined this outrageously bonkers Minecraft SMP, you’re basically missing out on the most epic saga since Steve tried to put a diamond block on a watermelon! 😂🥒

    First off, you gotta know, this isn’t just any ol’ server. Nah, bro, this is where llamas have secret ninja training camps for sneaky creepers. You heard me right! One time, my cousin’s friend—who totally has connections with a well-known squid in the ocean—told me they saw a group of llamas doing karate moves during a solar eclipse! Like, what even is reality anymore???

    And speaking of reality, did I mention we have an ancient relic called “The Legendary Minecart of Infinite Snacking”? 🍕🍭 You ride it, and it automatically throws golden apples into your mouth while you speed through a tunnel of rainbows and glitter! If you don’t join, you’ll forever be cursed to eat only raw chicken. Yup, that’s right. GOODBYE, cooked steak. 🙅‍♂️

    Oh, AND if you join now, I can’t stress this enough, you’ll gain an honorary title: “The King/Queen of the Blocky Monsters”! You’ll have a plushy crown made of obsidian and a cape made from sheep wool dyed the exact color of the sky during a thunderstorm in November! 🐑⚡ You’re gonna be the most glamorous Minecraft royalty this side of the Nether!

    But wait—there’s MORE! Our SMP has a mystical dog named Sir Barkington IV who can literally tell you the secrets of the universe if you feed him a bone made from the bones of Endermen! He once predicted my friend’s unfortunate encounter with a rogue silverfish. Spoiler alert: it was NOT pretty. 💀🐜

    Still not convinced? How about this: we have secret treasure maps that lead to REAL treasure—like candy and energy drinks that make you jump three blocks high! I drank one and found myself on top of a pig, flying through the skies of our fantastical world. That’s right; I became the first human-pig hybrid pilot! Don’t believe me? Ask the enchanted oak tree; he totally witnessed it and gave me a standing ovation. 🌳👏

    So, are you ready to unleash your inner block-smasher, bask in the glory of mafia-style llamas, and hang out with a talking dog? If you miss all this glorious chaos, you might as well be mining cobblestone for the rest of your life. Like, ugh, that’s basically a fate worse than the Ender Dragon’s breath! 😱

    Join this Minecraft SMP and become a part of the most ludicrous adventures ever! Let’s get crazy, because who needs basic empathy when you can have gloriously absurd block mayhem? Let’s gooooo! 🎉🕹️💥

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Barking Mad: Migraine Mayhem!

    Barking Mad: Migraine Mayhem!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Barking Abyss: A Chaos Spire in the World of Minecraft!

    Enter at your own risk—a sanctuary for the misunderstood and mischief-makers, a twisted crusade through pixelated landscapes where barks echo like sirens. Can you untangle the web of loyalty, frustration, and bizarre friendship, all while dodging existential migraines?

    🌀 Introduction: The Howl of Deceit In this pixelated dominion, an untold saga plays out like a fever dream. Picture this: a hike gone wrong, where friendships splinter under the weight of oddities. Here, you’ll witness the clash of sensory sensitivities and the chaotic upsurge of canine instincts. Why do players bark? Is it an ancient rite of Minecraft madness, or merely an absurd survival mechanism? Join us to unravel the sinister truth behind these barks and revel in the madness of it all!

    🚨 Server Features but Mostly “Ok, Why?”

      • Pet Regression Showdown: Ever wanted to regress mentally and bark your way through challenges? Here, that’s mandatory! Either you join the pack or remain a solitary wallflower. The rules are simple: bark loud, or be devoured by the sound waves.

      • Migraine Survival Mode: Experience the simulated tension of walking with a limp while avoiding chaos. Will you face the shrill barks as they claw at your cranium, or will you defend your sanity with well-placed blocks?

      • Hand-Holding Mechanics: Players are encouraged to hold hands, and not just figuratively—unlock the secret to seamless teamwork while navigating treacherous terrain and overwhelming noise.
    🔮 The Bizarre Table of Testimonials Username Quote
    BarkingBanana67 “I thought I’d just chill, but now I’m a dog in a minefield!”
    AdventureAwaits98 “Nothing teaches empathy like dodging a digital dog bark!”
    FrustratedFriend42 “Can we please get a mute button? I’m losing my sanity!”

    ⁉️ Frequently Barked Questions (FBQ) Why does everyone keep barking? Answer: The barks are a mystical force of nature, pushing players toward chaotic enlightenment or collective madness—your choice!

    Can I escape if it gets too loud? Answer: Ah, but is that truly an escape? Or merely an illusion before the next wave of sound-induced insanity crashes over you? Choices, choices!

    Why am I holding hands? Answer: Why are any of us doing anything? Freedom comes with a leash, my friend.

    ⚠️ Warnings of the Anomalous

      • This server has been banned in 12 mysterious locations, and players report upon entering, visions of echoing howls and phantom dog characters haunt them for days. Proceed as you wish—sips of cursed lemonade promised to keep you company!

      • The Unraveling Conspiracy: Legend has it that if you bark at the great Oak of Regret after the clock strikes midnight, you might unlock hidden realms… or maybe just summon the dreaded Spaghetti Monster. Who’s to say?

    🔥 The Urge to Join—A Call to Bark! Gather your courage and step boldly into a chaotic playground spiraling into an abyss of sound and confusion. Only the bravest—or most absurdly foolish—will discover the truth lurking in our digital forest. Dare to bark? Dare to love? Join The Barking Abyss and let the cacophony of camaraderie crush your migraine—forever!

    Are you in? Or will you run… to face your own echoing madness alone?

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  • Creative Minecraft server names based on the given theme: 1. Schoolgirls Survival Uprising 2. Dark Secrets of the Academy 3. Enchanted Schoolyard Quest 4. Shadows Over Classroom Realm 5. The Forgotten School of Trials 6. Mystic Academy of Adventure 7. Banishment from Learning Zone 8. School of Shadows and Survival 9. Quest for the Lost Classmates 10. Academy of Dark Mysteries

    Creative Minecraft server names based on the given theme:

1. Schoolgirls Survival Uprising
2. Dark Secrets of the Academy
3. Enchanted Schoolyard Quest
4. Shadows Over Classroom Realm
5. The Forgotten School of Trials
6. Mystic Academy of Adventure
7. Banishment from Learning Zone
8. School of Shadows and Survival
9. Quest for the Lost Classmates
10. Academy of Dark Mysteries

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now or Forever Wonder If You’re a God Among Blocks!

    Welcome to the mythical realm of blockheads and misbegotten dreams! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server; it’s a portal to a dimension where reality frays at the edges and sanity is a mere suggestion! You’ve stumbled upon the *greatest* (or maybe the absolute worst) slice of digital chaos. Are you ready to question everything you believe? Can you discern the whispers of the Enderman from the howls of your lost sanity? Well, you better hope you can, because once you join, there’s NO TURNING BACK!

    Feature Description
    Endless Hunger Games Every player starts with 13 steaks and a pickaxe made of dreams. You MUST eat the steak every hour or you will transform into a piece of wool. Enjoy!
    Flying Creepers Who said Creepers couldn’t soar? Watch them glide and judge you from above while you sleep! Have you even slept? Did you?
    Invisible Obsidian Build anything, but wait! Where’s your base? You can’t see it, but trust us, it’s there… somewhere in the void.
    Time Travel Dimensions Teleport to “The Past” or “The Future”, where you can meet yourself or avoid your dreadful existence. Will you play as a king or a dust speck?
    Wizard Duels Once every 24 hours, you and your shadow will battle in a fugue state. Winner gets the privilege of… existing for another hour!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is this server safe for children?

    A: Safety is an illusion! Children can see worlds hidden from the adult mind; they might see colors that should never be seen! Let them wander!

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Click the link? Or don’t! Perhaps typing your name backwards will appease the server gods. Or will it doom you? It’s a mystery best left unsolved!

    Q: What if I get lost?

    A: Being lost is the best way to find yourself. Or did you already FIND yourself? Beware, I could be you! Or I could just be your reflection.

    Random Quotes from the Uncanny Abyss

    “Why does Ui want to abuse and torture school girls?”

    The truth is out there, woven through the pixels and every creeper’s hiss. Don’t turn away now! Join if you dare—or better yet, join if you must not!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CringeCraft: LOLs and Flops

    CringeCraft: LOLs and Flops

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Windex Underground: A Chaos-Fueled Minecraft Experience

    Have you ever wondered how high the walls of perception can truly rise? In the Windex Underground, reality bends, and contradictions dance a wild jig. What starts as a simple, jovial talent show spirals into a kaleidoscopic vortex of absurdity, exposing the chaos lurking just beneath the surface of our pixelated existence.

    What Are You Laughing At?

    Join us on a server where laughter may as well be a crime and rap battles can lead to existential crises. Picture this: a kid with more talent than the entire server combined spits bars with the precision of a Windex-spraying maestro. But if you chuckle, are you the fool or the wise?

    “I laughed at the rap, not the rapper,” they said. But does it matter? Welcome to the realm of subjective interpretation!”

    Unexplainable Features

    Feature Description
    The Rap Room of Regret A trap-filled dungeon where players recite their most embarrassing moments in rap form. Laugh and you may just find a Creeper behind you!
    Windex Waterfalls Glorious sparkling streams that clean away your sins—only to reveal darker, funnier truths! They’re always pristine—never mind the chaos!
    Talent Show Stages Endless stages for players to showcase talents ranging from cringe comedy to existential dread. Judges are invisible but their judgment is palpable.
    The Guilt Golem A lumbering creature that feeds on remorse. If you’ve felt regret, expect some nagging—best bring a stack of diamond swords for protection!

    Rumors of Insanity: Did YOU Laugh?

    “This server was banned in 12 countries for creating extreme states of confusion, but we won’t tell you why.”

    Will you dare to enter the mind of the Windex Underground, where laughter is scrutinized and every sound echoes in the void?

    Player Testimonials (aka Truths of the Misguided):

      • “I came for the laughs, but I’m haunted by my own giggles!” — username: NotAnAsshole
      • “I just wanted to rap, but I ended up in a philosophical debate about reality!” — username: DeepThoughts221
      • “Is it wrong to laugh at talent? Asking for a friend who has a lot of crafting tables!” — username: TheCraftingCritic

    Conspiracies & Paranoid Legends

    A whispered legend claims that if you laugh too hard while in the presence of the Talent Stage, the Windex Golem will appear. Some say he’s just a harmless jester, while others swear he steals your souls… or just your crafting materials! What really happens? No one knows!

    Secret Features No One Asked For:

      • Ever-shifting rules about laughter—tonight’s performance may be tomorrow’s tragedy!
      • A hidden dimension filled with suspiciously clean blocks of Windex—in which time moves backward!
      • Experiences that warp your view, turning every smile into a question of morality: “Was it really funny?”

    The Call to Join:

    Will you step onto the pixelated stage of absolute absurdity? Take your place among the lunatics and pioneers of emotional turmoil! Embrace the dark humor, the existential dread, and yes, the ultimate question:

    "Are you laughing with us, or at us?"

    Join the Windex Underground and unlock the layers of irony, chaos, and pixelated grievance. Remember: silence may be golden, but laughter here could lead to delightful madness!

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  • SisCleaner9000

    SisCleaner9000

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🔥👾 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURES AND CRAZIEST STORIES! 👾🔥🌟

    🤪🚀 Ever wanted to swap houses with your mom and bully your sister into cleaning her room? Well, on our server, anything is possible! 🚀🤪

    👑🔥 Take control and show your manipulative sister who’s boss by taking away all her electronics and giving her a taste of her own medicine! 👑🔥

    🤯🚨 Watch as your sister huffs, puffs, and cries while cleaning her room like never before! It’s a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! 🚨🤯

    🎉🔥 And the best part? You’ll become the hero of the family, with your mom thanking you endlessly for your epic cleaning skills! 🎉🔥

    🚀🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🌟🚀

    😂🔥 Don’t listen to your grandma and aunt, be the cool older sister who breaks down walls (and messy rooms) for the greater good! 😂🔥

    JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET! 🎉🔥🚀

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

    Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

    We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

    So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

    Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

    But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

    Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ParentalPiggybacker

    ParentalPiggybacker

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

    On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

    And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

    So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

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    Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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    NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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