Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret diamond mine that made them the richest player in all the land. But then, a group of evil creepers tried to steal their diamonds, so they had to team up with a squad of llamas to defeat them in an epic battle.
And that’s not even the best part! This server has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Players have created giant roller coasters, pixel art of famous memes, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of dirt blocks.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground city filled with treasure chests and hidden traps? Yeah, it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure down there.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got beef, whiskey, and motorcycles for everyone to enjoy! ride around on a motorcycle while sippin’ on some whiskey and chowin’ down on some beef. it’s a wild ride, just like the EU’s retaliation against trump!
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as this trade war? let’s get wild and have a blast together!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, true story. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
join our server if you wanna be part of the most epic battles against evil mobs. we’ve got dragons, zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional llama that spits at you. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!
we’ve also got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. from giant castles to pixel art of memes, our players are always coming up with the most outrageous creations.
so come on, join our server and show Trump and Iran’s president that you don’t negotiate with anyone – you just build, mine, and survive like a boss!
| Server | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Why choose sVanilla Survival? | – Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla. – Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. To add balance to the melee meta, a combat tag system is in place with pvp restrictions such as no elytra in combat & an 8 second totem cooldown. – Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience. – Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players. – Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit. – Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come. – TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction. |
You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.
The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!
Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.
So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!
Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).
picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.
but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!
join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!
first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!
so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.
| Description |
|---|
| Welcome to the island of Morrowind! Long ago Morrowind was once a thriving kingdom however after a grueling war it fell into darkness. Now after hundreds of years the island is beginning to recover with new people settling the land. On Morrowind you can help build up the spawn town, open shops, or just hangout. However if you are adventurous you can choose to leave the safety of Morrowind and embark across the world to find ancient ruins, go on quests, and more! |
| Platform |
| Bedrock Only |
Discord Server: Join Morrowind Discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server from Java Edition? | No, Morrowind is only available for Bedrock Edition. |
| What activities can I do on Morrowind? | You can help build up the spawn town, open shops, explore ancient ruins, go on quests, and more! |
| Is there a Discord server for Morrowind? | Yes, you can join the official Morrowind Discord server by clicking on the link provided above. |
>We don’t tolerate any Zogogo or Mogo-john nonsense here.
>No jokes about imaginary schizophrenic sisters allowed!
>You must call me Mococo, Moco-chan, Mogogo, or Mogojyan.
>Support my idol journey as I dive deeper into the world of JPs while being a HoloEN member.
Why is she so autistic? Who knows, but join us for a crazy adventure unlike any other!
