Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs who couldn’t even craft a wooden sword if their life depended on it? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the Minecraft chads and chadettes out there!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where everyone is a Minecraft pro, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear at the sight of our players. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where Notch himself comes to hang out and play Minecraft with us mere mortals. So if you want to rub elbows with the gods of Minecraft, you better join us now!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
Need a break from the stress of real life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting.
But beware, the land is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a love for disco music and a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Can you defeat this groovy beast and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as flat as a pancake and the possibilities are endless! Join us if you’ve ever wondered why that one block in Minecraft is so flat – we have the answers! Our server is run by a team of flat earth enthusiasts who believe that the world of Minecraft should be as flat as can be.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a hidden dimension where everything is even flatter than before. Rumor has it that there are rare treasures to be found in this flat dimension, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes, come join us for a truly flat-tastic experience. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why she’s so flat!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict policy that requires all players to prove they’re not a horse within 10 seconds of joining. Don’t worry, we’ve had some pretty interesting attempts at this, including players trying to neigh their way out of it or gallop around their computer screens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds, emeralds, and of course, llama spit. You never know when you might have to strike a deal with one of these sneaky creatures to get your hands on some rare items.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and armor made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese armor. It’s not the most durable, but it sure is delicious!
So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Just remember, if you hear someone neighing in the distance, it’s probably just one of our players trying to prove they’re not a horse. Good luck!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where being a vtuber is the LEAST stressful thing you’ll experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, WACKY challenges, and CRAZY events that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of DERPY llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new pet! Or how about participating in a EPIC build battle where the theme is “build the most ridiculous hat for your chicken”? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING pig, engage in a dance battle with a group of ZOMBIE villagers, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than HEROBRINE himself!
So why wait? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and experience the MADNESS for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the next VIRTUAL sensation in the Minecraft world!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr himself! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with unicorns riding pigs, diamonds falling from the sky, and cows doing the moonwalk?
Join us and witness Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot stick and a leather helmet. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of creeper llamas and rode them into battle against an army of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who throws the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with these woolly party animals!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see what Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr is gon’ do next!
Welcome to our totally radMinecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelatedworld filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!
Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with sorority girls who will only reveal the secret if you can defeat them in a fierce dance battle. But be warned, they have some killer moves that will leave you spinning in circles (literally, because they love to build roller coasters in Minecraft). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to boogie your way to victory on our blonde-haired, dance-loving server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!
Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!
Welcome to Weapon Mc – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.
1.15.2 VANILLA – SERVER – 1-year-old NEVER RESET! ! !
1.12.2 SURVIVAL – SERVER – 3 years old NEVER RESET! ! !
MCMMO, PVP , Events, Quests, items shop AFK Farms, Spawners, Economy, King Of The Hil, Player Trade System
Brazilian server with MiniGames. We currently have BedWars, SkyWars, Build Battle, VersusYT SmashMobs, UltraSkywars. Authorial plugins with experienced Minecraft programmers
The BlizzardCraft Network is a 1.16.5 Minecraft Server network aimed at providing people of all ages an enjoyable experience.
We offer 4 different servers to join on our network:
– NeoTNT, A TNT Wars server with a twist! Use TNT with special perks (obtained using Neos) to defeat the competition.
– BombBrigaders, A Missile Wars (originally created by CubeHamster and SethBling) server with additional features & multiple maps! Use Missiles to destroy the portal of the opposing team.
– SMP, A survival server. It has every 1.16.5 feature available, including the Nether Update!
– *Eternal Ice Age, A 1.12.2 modded survival server using a custom Forge mod pack! A desolate planet overtaken by cold, those with the skill can survive and explore!
*Requires extra steps to join.
UltimisMC is a custom and unique Prison Server Experience. Some of the unique features: – Sell Mulipliers – Tokens Tokens pot – Custom Enchants – Crates Keys – Vaults Storage – Bank System – Kits PvP And much more
Welcome to the Minewool Network Minecraft server! 🎮 Here you will find a unique and exciting gaming experience, with a variety of game modes, events and activities to suit all tastes. We offer a friendly and fun environment, where you can meet players from all over the world and make new friends while having fun.
Our server has a large number of features, including:
Custom game modes: we have various game modes, such as Oneblock, SurvivalOP, Creative, vanilla among others….Events and Activities: We regularly organize events and activities to give our players an even more exciting gaming experience.Active community: We have an active and friendly community, where you can meet players from all over the world and make new friends while having fun.Friendly Staff: Our support team is friendly and ready to help you at all times.Furthermore, our server has an advanced security system and a stable connection to ensure a smooth gaming experience. We also offer a provisional IP address: provisional.minewool.com and Bedrock players can now log in using port 19132.
Don’t miss your chance to join the fun at Minewool Network. Join our community and experience everything we have to offer! 🎉💻🙏
Welcome to MCForest! – /fly enabled for everyone! – 17k by 17k world size
| Join our community server and complete quests with friends, explore the vast terrain, and build with fly mode! |
Quests | Keep Inv | 300+ Biomes | Custom Items | Player Shops | Custom Mobs | Custom Terrain Gen | Friendly Community | Land Claim | Jobs | Unique Features | Much More! |
Versions 1.9. – 1.12. |
Website: MCForest.net |
Join with your friends to explore and build in the vast custom generated survival world. Create a town with friends using, explore to find new biomes, explore and complete numerous quests with your friends to earn loot, and fight through custom-created mobs and enemies! Create your own player shops, and feel free to branch out and create towns and cities for other players to live in!