JokeMistakeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	600
Love Letters Sent:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	2198
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Crops Grown:	5461
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	187
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Votes:	2836
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Animals Bred:	80	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	2049
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	379
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4553	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2