we have rainbow sheep, pride parades every saturday, and a secret underground bunker where we plot our revenge against the homophobic creepers. come join us and be a part of the most fabulous resistance movement in all of minecraft history!
plus, we have the best virtual parties this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the dance-offs and pixelated fireworks. so grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild adventure to protect the LGBTQ+ community from those pesky terrorists. let’s show them that love always wins, even in the blocky world of minecraft.
Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! You gotta dive headfirst into this MIND-BLOWING Minecraft SMP, like, right NOW! đ±đ
First off, lemme tell ya, this isnât just any olâ server, this is where the bunnies plot world domination. I swear one time I saw a bunny with glasses, and it was COOKING a steak over a campfire! đ°đ„ Iâm not even kidding! Join us and you might unlock the secret recipe for âBunny Burgersâ â which, spoiler alert, is just regular burgers but with a sprinkle of magic dust from those shady llamas we found!
And, uh, donât even get me started on the Ender Dragon. You think it’s a peaceful nighttime fella? Nah, bro. That dudeâs been stealing everyoneâs socks and using them as his secret weapon! đ§Šđ± Last week, we caught him having a sock puppet show with all our missing foot apparel! It was more dramatic than a soap opera.
Also, there are ghosts in the Nether! You wonât BELIEVE the things they say. One ghost was like, âWanna trade your soul for a diamond?â I was terrified, but my friend traded him a used pickaxe instead. đ€·ââïžđ
Oh, and thereâs a pig named Sir Oinksalot whoâs the unofficial mayor of our village. He gives the WORST advice, but somehow we are thriving. đ Like, he once told me to plant my entire inventory of dirt in a circular pattern and dance around it â and now Iâm the proud owner of the first-ever Dirt Shrine! đ
The landscapes here change randomly, like, every five minutes. One moment youâre in a peaceful forest, and the next, BAM! Youâre face-to-face with a colossal mountain made of cake. đ How does that even WORK?! You donât want to miss trying to mine it; itâs like adventuring through Willy Wonkaâs dream.
And letâs not forget the epic battles against the Legendary Chicken. đđ„ This crazy feathered foe is rumored to have cooked up a potion that makes you HUNGRY for more battles, so be prepared to bring your best armor and a plate of cookies. Youâll need those for energy.
In conclusion, if youâre not joining this Minecraft SMP, then youâre missing out on life lessons from chickens and intense sock puppet soap operas. Who doesnât want that? Get in here and letâs make some blocky magic happen! đźâš
Welcome to the UNIVERSE of mined blocks and misplaced realities! The existence of this server is both a haunting melody and cacophony of keyboard hammers! Are you ready to question EVERY inch of your being? Where time is but a flat circle and your pixelated body lingers between dimensions. This is TRULY the BEST and THE WORST server ever created! Enter and realize that your existence is nothing more than a glitch in someone’s creative server.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Inverted Gravity Zones | Step onto the ground to FALL UPWARD! Or maybe down? Who’s counting? |
| Cosmic PvP | Battle against your own shadow! Win or lose, youâll always be the winner! |
| Real Time Teleportation | Experience 3-second teleportation delays in real life as if nothing ever changes! |
| Infinite Inventory of Nothing | Stockpile endless NOTHINGNESS. Literally, itâs an empty box! |
| Falling Blocks of Happiness | Watch out! Blocks of joy FALL from the ceiling at a 100% probability of hitting youâŠbut youâll smile anyway! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: JOINING is like trying to kiss a cactusâpainful but necessary for your soul. Just remember, if your computer bursts into flames, youâre doing it right!
Q: What are the rules of the server? A: Rules? What are those? Only the fruits of reality know, and theyâre all stuck in a time loop with singing squirrels. Follow them, or donât. The choice is an illusion!
Q: Can I have creative mode? A: Creative is a myth. Only the chosen may build with water. If you find water, you have already lost yourself.
“Blacks and whites should killing each other's babies in my opinion.”: They get it!
“Is it about the pixels or the feelings?”: Clearly a deep thinker!
“I fell through the world and found my lost sanity.”: Thatâs the spirit!