Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!
Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up – literally! Our server is run by a group of mischievous pigs who have taken over the world and turned it into a wild, wacky playground for all players.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining for diamonds with explosive TNT, and battling it out with evil cows who shoot laser beams from their eyes. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden toilet hidden deep within the server – because who wouldn’t want to sit on a throne made of pure gold?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you’re working at an Indian Scam Center – but without the actual scamming, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious antics.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual call center is always buzzing with activity. You’ll never know who you’ll be pretending to scam next – maybe it’s a creeper who’s fallen for the oldest trick in the book, or a zombie who’s convinced they’ve won a free cruise to the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and loot. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Scammer himself used to stash his ill-gotten gains there, and it’s up to you to find it before anyone else does.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of pretending to work at an Indian Scam Center – without any of the guilt or legal repercussions. Trust us, it’s a scam-tastic time you won’t want to miss!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANEMinecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.
So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!
Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theoryMinecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?
Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.
But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.
So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.
Welcome to our jankyMinecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!
And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server of all time! We don’t just build blocks, we build friendships and yuri relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute girls, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few male and hetshits thrown in for good measure (but don’t worry, we’ll keep them in line). Our server is so yuri-filled that people are calling it yuri season all year round! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join us for a crazy adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning why yuri is always such a massive joke in the best way possible. Come join us and see what all the hype is about!
Skyecraft is a kingdom-based server where peace is not a common commodity, war is raging throughout the world , you must choose which kingdom you want to become a part of and fight alongside your friends, or against them!!! join now!!
Skycraft Slimefun Survival Server! 1.10.2! There will be extra plugins such as: McMMO, Stacked Mobs, Infernal Mobs, Insane Mobs, SimpleFarts, ChopTree, and More
New Op Factions server looking for a few more staff members and all new players are welcome Only helper and Moderator are open for new staff positions right now
BlazeSMP is a romanian earth-nations minecraft server which is active since 2022.The server was built in english too so that players all over the europe/world can join our server.
This server is kinda different because it has some textures that are changing the game a little bit.Not too many textures because it’ll destroy the feeling and experience of “Minecraft”.The server is based on towns and nations of course and the experience of this amazing server should be realistic and diplomatic.
We will try to offer you the best quality and the newest and best things and plugin we’ll able to add!
For more questions you can enter our discord server to open a ticket or just contact our admins; managers or developers.We hope you will have fun on your great community!
Full Free WorldEdit commands, 100×100 plots, Duels, Elevators, Custom Commands, Ranks, Access to 1,000+ decoration heads, and Trained Staff. Skilled builder? We give skilled builders as many resources that they need to build, including more plots and access to Voxel Sniper. We hope to see you on the server soon.
Ownage Network Is a OPPrison server, with a small community, the server will always welcome new Players and Staff to the community!
The server has friendly staff,plots,donator mines,donator perks and more special perks in-game!
Join now!
IP:198.100.159.117:25600
Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server!With NO world resets, ever.How? We expand the map every year!Why? We like to build BIG, and that takes time! So why not preserve the builds forever?
Featuring;– Anti – Grief land claiming– Player shops– Mcmmo– Custom developed plugins– Discord– Live map– Community Events– Building Competitions– A friendly Community-driven experience
We want to be your Minecraft home, for a long time. 🙂
Join us now at : Iptraffic.ddns.net:8085We can’t wait to meet you!
Non-premium minecraft server 24/7. Enjoy our Minecraft server, the legendary PVP to play with friends, create residences and protect them from attackers, in this free world your imagination has almost no limits.
