🔥WTF Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Annie Is A Shitty Movie Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even legendary directors like John Huston are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with gender-swapped copypastas, diamond heists, and epic build battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his mischievous antics, or will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElseHerobrineWillGetYou

Pixel Privacy Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of YouTube trying to invade your privacy like a clingy ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own virtual fortress where YouTube can’t touch you! No face scans or phone numbers required, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. So come on, join us and leave YouTube’s invasive tactics in the dust!

Hangover Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of llamas who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the clucks and you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

100K WAITING ROOM Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

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Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

FactNinjaMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

LadyCraftBoss

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Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Pixel Pals Paradise

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So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

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So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BlockBreakersUnited

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Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Love Letters Sent:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Enchantments Applied:	173	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	151

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Runes Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	8487	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ores Mined:	4291
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6000
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchantments Applied:	124
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Star Shards Collected:	170
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	8949	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	158	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1104	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	157

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Towns Built:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

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