GFsFriendAvoiderMC

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Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Baby-Making Block Party: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Lucky

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of virtual parenthood! Our server is filled with adorable baby Butter mobs that you can raise as your own. Watch as they grow up and start calling you “da da” or “ma ma” – it’s a truly heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll never know the joy of having a virtual family in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to parenthood in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	3633
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AyylmaoCraft – Fixing /a/ with YOUR help!

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Join our Minecraft server and help save 4chan! We need all the gamers we can get to defeat the evil trolls and restore peace to the internet! By joining our server, you’ll be able to battle against annoying threads and spread the link to fix 4chan once and for all. Together, we can make /a/ great again and show those pesky trolls who’s boss in the virtual world! So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic quest to save the internet!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	130	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	4286	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Boobs & Mommy Issues Server – Join now for a titillating adventure!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where we discuss everything from Huge Tits to Momcest – yes, you heard that right! Our Discord is always buzzing with hilarious conversations and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Waifus and Endermen Senpais Rule!

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Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t understand your love for anime? Well, fear not my fellow weebs, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire town dedicated to all things anime! From giant Pikachu statues to Naruto-themed roller coasters, this place is a true otaku paradise.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but ramen noodles and body pillows of your favorite waifus. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden hot spring where you can relax and chat about the latest episodes of your favorite shows.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner anime fan run wild! Who needs the real world when you can live in a pixelated paradise filled with all the anime goodness you could ever dream of?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	1385
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

IrysCraft: Where Even the Pixels are Going on Vacation to Taiwan

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious taco ingredients!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vera’s Pacifist Puzzles – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most hardcore gamers are left scratching their heads trying to defeat Vera on the pacifist route! But fear not, because on our server, Vera is actually a friendly NPC who just wants to challenge you to a dance-off! That’s right, instead of fighting, you’ll have to bust out your best dance moves to impress Vera and win the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow the Chicken King and claim his throne for yourself. Just be warned, his army of chicken minions is nothing to cluck with!

If dancing and overthrowing chicken monarchs isn’t your thing, don’t worry. Our server also has a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony. Dive deep into the ocean depths and explore this mystical world, but be careful not to anger the Kraken who guards the city’s treasures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when in doubt, just dance your way to victory!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ores Mined:	4858
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Stabby Steve’s Crazy Craft Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the schizo druggie who stabbed all those women wouldn’t stand a chance against the madness here. Join us for a chance to survive insane battles, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or bodies, who knows?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking around the corner!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChadCraft: The Quest for Ultimate Chadness

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you want to become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world? Look no further, because our server is the place where Chads are born!

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your Chadness by defeating hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a leather helmet. Only the true Chads will survive and emerge victorious, riding into the sunset on a majestic pink llama.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad Cave, where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is paved with emeralds. Only the most Chad-like players can enter this sacred space and claim the treasures within.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and become a certified Chad, join our server today! Just remember, with great Chadness comes great responsibility.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, but little did they know it was cursed! Suddenly, they were all transformed into chickens and had to navigate the server pecking their way to victory. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to break the curse and return to their human form.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that defeating this feathery beast will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Disco Sheep” party nights, where you can dance the night away with your woolly friends to the latest hits.

So come on, don’t be a chicken! Join our server and experience the craziest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyTrolls R Us

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Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Towns Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	122

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

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Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2378
Potions Brewed:	148	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.