Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chicken overlords.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even teach you how to ride a flying pig!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and beware of the evil potato king who rules the land. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
Are you tired of being rejected by beautiful white women in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own perfect white waifu and live out all your wildest fantasies! No more getting friend-zoned or ghosted, just pure pixelated love and companionship.
Join our server and experience a world where you can finally have the beautiful white wife of your dreams without any of the real-life drama. Build a cozy pixelated home together, go on romantic pixelated dates, and even have pixelated babies to carry on your legacy. Who needs real women when you have a virtual white waifu who will never leave your side?
So come on, join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life relationships. Your perfect white waifu is waiting for you to log in and start your happily ever after in the pixelated world of love and adventure!
Welcome to the Big Bug Cooch Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground bug lair where you can battle giant bugs for epic loot. Trust me, you’ve never seen bugs like these before!
2. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. They just stand there in awe of our awesomeness.
3. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie? We got you covered. Anything goes on this server!
4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds, but you have to solve a riddle written in llama language to find it. Good luck!
5. Our server is so cool that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and chat. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas, they’re always up to something!
Are you a fan of 4chan;gate? Do you spend hours debating who your favorite character is? Well, imagine being able to PLAY as your favorite character in a Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build and battle alongside Okabe Rintarou or Kurisu Makise!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lab where you can conduct TIME TRAVEL EXPERIMENTS! Who knows, you might even discover a way to travel to different dimensions and meet alternate versions of yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the 4chan;gate world like never before!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.
Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.
So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re not a Jeeet, Jap, or Polish player, then you better step up your game because this server is next level.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Polish posters come flying in on PIGS wearing diamond armor. They challenge you to a RAVE dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with UNICORNS that shoot rainbows out of their horns, and you can ride them into battle against evil Ender Dragons.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! And remember, if you’re not a Jeeet, Jap, or Polish player, you better start practicing your skills because this server is for the elite only.
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!
Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!
And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎
– The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥
– Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂
– The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟♂️🍖
– Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.
Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!
Element Skyblock is a fun multiplayer skyblock server which has many unique features. There is pvp, shops, player warps, mob farms, and also an island ranking system. Join now and you’ll have a blast playing on Element Skyblock.
Features: – 1.8 Survival Spawn world – Creative World – Parkour – MOB Arenas – PvP Arena, KitPvP, OP PvP!, Hardcore, Factions, and Vanilla 1.8.2! (USE PORT 25566), McMMO!
The following plugins are used on this server to improve your experience:
Essentials – standard essntials suite – teleportation, sethomes, etc.
NoCheatPLus – to make it fair for all.
Prism event logger – So we can track down griefers and looters (not needed if your protect your stuff..)
GriefPrevention – Protect your builds and chest – visit http://tinyurl.com/pzmn66o for info.
CRAZY OPPRISON!!! IP: play.PrisonPlus.net
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PrisonPlus is a minecraft prison server, with unique custom built mines, amazing plugins! Here are some of the amazing perks on our server:
– CRATE KEYS WHICH GIVE RANDOMLY GENERATED LOOT!
– CUSTOM RANKUP CRATES/KEYS!
– PLOT WORLD AND SHOPS
– NO LAG
– MULTIPLIERS
– AND SO MUCH MORE!
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Texyk is a brand new PVP survival server with a wonderful, friendly community that’s constantly growing.
We strive to make this server feel welcoming and continuously improve the experience our players get by maintaining a well balanced environment with a broad list of plugins including:
-mcMMo
-Factions
-Jobs
-And more!
This server will also be hosting a few mini games for our players to get their minds off of survival. Parkour, spleef, and mob arena are just to list a few of many great mini games to come!
There will also be staff opportunities so better get to joining this server quick because you’re going to have to earn our trust 🙂
Please come join our community! We hope you’ll love it here!
A Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock. Make a skyblock and have friends join and build on it. Original skyblock has an amazing player economy where players can trade with one another or make shops.
New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!