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  • TeeRageMinecraft SMP

    TeeRageMinecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, have you ever seen a T shirt with a picture of a potato wearing sunglasses riding a unicorn while eating a slice of pizza? No? Well, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground society of players who all wear that exact T shirt while playing. It’s like a secret code or something, but don’t tell anyone I told you.

    And get this, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. I heard one player joined and suddenly their house was made entirely of diamond blocks. It’s like a modern day Minecraft fairytale, but with more explosions and chicken jockeys.

    Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. One time, two players had a duel on top of a giant floating watermelon and the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. True story, bro.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous T shirts, secret societies, and epic battles, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And maybe you’ll even get your own potato-riding-unicorn T shirt.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP

    DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafted Legacy 1.21.2

    Crafted Legacy 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a paradise for all the thirsty dudes out there! We got beautiful women running around, but get this – they were created just to please dumb niggers’ fat dicks! Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true for all you horn dogs out there. So come on, join the server and get ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our special ladies. You won’t regret it, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyComplimentz

    CraftyComplimentz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so smart” or “you’re so pretty”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in giving out the most insulting compliments you’ve ever heard! Join us and hear things like “you’re so good at failing” or “you’re the best at being the worst”. It’s a whole new level of backhanded compliments that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. So why wait? Join our server now and get insulted in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockySassCraft

    BlockySassCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people are actually nice to each other? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where disrespect is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! From griefing your neighbor’s house to stealing all their diamonds, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

    One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of town square just for fun. The explosion was so massive, it lagged the entire server for a week!

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and no one is safe from a prank or two, join us now and let the disrespect begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BaguetteCraft

    BaguetteCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where people get offended over harmless jokes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage outrageous humor and crazy antics!

    One time, a player from France joined and we tried to impress her with our limited French vocabulary. Let’s just say things took a hilarious turn when one player tried to use a famous line from a song to break the ice. Needless to say, it didn’t go as planned and chaos ensued! But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make wild jokes, and have a laugh with fellow players, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP

    FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have the most hilarious responses to “fuck you” ever! Like, one time someone said that in chat and our admin turned them into a chicken for a whole day! And another time, someone said it and our mod made them build a giant statue of a potato as punishment! It’s so random and crazy, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and see what wacky shenanigans we get up to next, it’s a total blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Parrot Sanctuary 1.20.6

    Parrot Sanctuary 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Rima and Nijisisters, but with even crazier shit going on. And get this, there are no massive tits, but who needs those when you can join a server that will make you question your sanity?

    I mean, if you’re into being a Corroncho like that guy, then this server is perfect for you. It’s like a virtual trip to a parallel universe where everything is just a little off-kilter. So come on, join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together. Who knows, maybe you’ll come out the other side with a whole new perspective on life. Or maybe you’ll just lose your mind completely. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySeussRage

    CraftySeussRage

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with overly opinionated teenagers who can’t let anything go? Do you want to escape the drama and just enjoy some good old Dr. Seuss books without being accused of supporting racism? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

    Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers, whether you’re a new parent looking to build a library for your baby or just someone who wants to escape reality for a while. We don’t judge your reading choices or accuse you of being a secret racist just because you enjoy a classic children’s book.

    So come on over and join us for some fun and relaxation. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground library filled with rare books waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a Dr. Seuss book that even Sil would approve of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

    ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

    We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

    Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP