So like, my strategy would be to build a giant statue of a chicken right outside someone’s house and just cluck all day long until they go crazy. And then BAM, $1,000 in my pocket! It’s genius, I tell ya!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llama farmers who control the economy of the server. They’re like the Illuminati but with fuzzy animals. You gotta join and uncover their secrets, it’s wild!
So come on, join us and start annoying people for cash! It’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me. Plus, llamas. Need I say more?
Join our server and witness the epic showdowns between these iconic mascots. Will the Taco Bell Chihuahua outsmart the Wendy’s girl? Can the Subway guy outrun the Dairy Queen cone? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the chaos!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you see a giant inflatable tube man from a car dealership take on the Pillsbury Doughboy in a battle to the death? Plus, our custom-built map features all your favorite fast food restaurants, so you can grab a bite to eat in between battles.
Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the fast food mascot mayhem begin!
join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.
plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.
so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.
Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary Minecraft player known only as “The Potato King.” Rumor has it he can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Plus, he’s always down for a dance party in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and can drop disco balls as loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a Palestinian journalist shot dead in Jenin by a rogue chicken with a bow and arrow. Just kidding… or am I? 😉
| Server Type | Modded Minecraft Server (Curseforge or other launchers) |
|---|---|
| Theme | |
| Age Requirement | 18+ |
Contact us on Twitter for applications!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | Yes, it is a modded Minecraft server. |
| What is the minimum age requirement? | Players must be 18 years or older to join. |
| What is the theme of the server? | The server is D&D inspired roleplay. |
| Can I apply to join the server? | Yes, applications are currently open. Visit our Twitter for more information. |
Join now and unleash your inner hero as you battle through epic quests and challenges that will make you feel like a real-life Power Ranger. Plus, our community is filled with awesome players who will have your back as you take on the forces of darkness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Power Ranger in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, I was feeling carb-y) and this other player came by and started throwing stacks of cooked potatoes at me from a flying pig. Turns out they were the Potato King of the server and they wanted to bless me with their starchy goodness. It was like a dream come true, I felt so honored to be showered in spuds.
So yeah, if you want to experience the wackiest and most heartwarming moments in Minecraft history, you gotta join this SMP. Who knows, you might even be crowned the Potato Prince/ss or witness a llama disco party in the Nether. The possibilities are as endless as my rambling in this post, so come on and join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy story about how the United States decided to send a bunch of military assistance to Ukraine, but instead of guns and tanks, they sent a bunch of Minecraft players to help defend the country. Can you imagine fighting off invaders with nothing but a diamond sword and some TNT? It’s like, the ultimate battle for freedom and stuff.
So come join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the hero that saves Ukraine with nothing but your crafting skills and a whole lot of determination. Let’s do this!
Our server is like a snack paradise for all you ADHD teens out there. We know you can’t resist those munchies, so why not join a server that caters to your snacking needs? Plus, our research shows that snacking while playing Minecraft actually improves your gaming skills. True story, bro.
So come on down and join the snackiest, craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for those creepers trying to steal your snacks…they’re sneaky little buggers.
| Server Name | Flaze SMP |
|---|---|
| Modpack | Create: Beyond Industry |
| Number of Mods | 200+ |
| Community | Vibrant and collaborative |
Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!
Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day)
Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy! https://discord.com/invite/mwcMMjMuRs
We got llamas that can do the Macarena and chickens that lay diamond eggs, like what even is reality anymore?!
Join us and you can ride on a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes, it’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs!
Who needs Doki and Mint when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants wishes like a deranged genie on crack?!
So ditch those lame streams and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!