Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, we have players posting about finding a real horse with a condom filled with cum on it. And get this – they want to show it to a freaky girl because she’d find it hot! If that doesn’t scream “join us now”, I don’t know what will. Come on over and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed in your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict policy that requires all players to prove they’re not a horse within 10 seconds of joining. Don’t worry, we’ve had some pretty interesting attempts at this, including players trying to neigh their way out of it or gallop around their computer screens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds, emeralds, and of course, llama spit. You never know when you might have to strike a deal with one of these sneaky creatures to get your hands on some rare items.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and armor made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese armor. It’s not the most durable, but it sure is delicious!
So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Just remember, if you hear someone neighing in the distance, it’s probably just one of our players trying to prove they’re not a horse. Good luck!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?
But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the legends of old? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the spirit of the mighty Aryans, Anglo-Saxons, and more! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where honor, heroism, and courage reign supreme.
Build towering fortresses overlooking lush pastures and arable lands, where you can guard your hoard of pure gold, bronze, and iron. Sail the high seas aboard your trusty boat, fishing with barbs and exploring the power of the oceans. And don’t forget to bury your loved ones with honor in our sacred burial grounds!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can race messengers, fly like an eagle, and even earn a living in the bustling market square. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where every hour of the day is filled with excitement and every cycle of the year brings new challenges and triumphs. Welcome to the realm of legends – welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!
Welcome to any horse lover’s dream! Equiverse is a more realistic take on a horse server with 10 different disciplines, which include but not limited to, racing, show jumping, dressage to more niche ones like cutting and mounted archery. Each discipline has its own unique training area where we host lessons and competitions in.
Even if you’re not familiar with the equestrian world, Equiverse is a perfect place to learn! Our friendly team of staff are always there to help with anything, BIG or small!
We have a simple ranking system that is easy to understand. With 11 different rank from newbie to professional that give you more advanced opportunities as you progress, you will not be bored!
Each player has an opportunity to get a job at one of our many shops in the city to earn money toward new horses, new land and other bits and bobs!
We’re a great big family and any new players are always welcome!
Welcome to Mount Olympia Equine, the first crossover between Horses and Greek Mythology!
Looking for a new spin on the equine world? Are you ready for brand new ideas and kind staff? MOE is the place for you! Here at MOE we offer friendly staff, a kind playerbase, and lots of activites to do. We are greek mythology themed- something thats never been seen before in the minecraft equine industry! Take a ride down to MOE at mountolympiaequine.ggs.onl, can’t wait to see you there!
Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!
Overcast is an SMP. But it’s not just any SMP. It’s got
– custom biomes
– custom structures
– some* custom weapons
– lore
– a friendly community
– and much more
It’s a builders paradise and a warriors dream, as it has something for everyone. We hope to see you there 🙂
We’re the best server survival and active moderation! join the discord here is a ToS
-Cussing, Will not be permitted when doing so it will be a warning which will lead to a warning and possibly a strike.
-Disrespect, this will not be permitted but my staff, if you’re being disrespectful you will be strike or kicked from friend haven.
-Power Abusing, This will result in a ban if there is clear evidence of this act. As we do not permit this act.
-Online dating, This is not a dating server if caught you will fill out a 2 page essay and we will read through it and possible kick or strike you.
-Nudity, this is not permitted here in FriendHaven we are a friendly community.
-Copying the server, If caught you will be Blacklisted from FriendHaven with a IP and VAC banned.
-Animal abuse, if we find out you animal abuse we will ban you no appeal for a cruel act tord animal.
-Inviting banned member/Unbanning with no perms, you we notice in are log’s this is done you will be strike and possibly kicked.
-Abusing people, If we find out you are abusing people we will find you and the Police will be notified and you will be banned and IP and Vac banned there is no reason for that.
-Failure to Comply with staff. This will not be tolerated you fail to listen you fail to be here you will be strike kicked or banned.
Failure to fallow FriendHaven ToS and Discord ToS you will be banned IP or VAC banned, No hesitation.
* Vanilla-like skyblock experience with Create mod and addons
* Use FTP Chunks to protect your island
* 24/7 always up
* Server map is available for download publicly
Join our Discord now:
https://discord.gg/FRaFkdADcf
Hi, New Server For The Dextroverse Lovers! All Dextronauts Are Welcomed :), Explore the depth of the dextroverse, its creatures and its awesomeness, fight against monsters, discovers new corners of the dextroverse, PVE, PVP,
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