Are you tired of your friend always being “offline” when you want to play Minecraft together? Well, on our server, you’ll magically end up in the same match as them every time! It’s like the universe is conspiring to bring you two together in pixelated glory.
Join our server for the chance to experience this mind-boggling phenomenon and laugh in the face of logic and reason. Who needs to understand how it works when you can just enjoy the chaos of it all? Plus, you never know what other wacky surprises await you on our server. It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so buckle up and get ready for some seriously absurd fun!
Are you tired of dealing with loan sharks in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and take out a virtual business loan in the UK, then disappear to Europe where those pesky loan sharks can’t touch you thanks to Brexit bong laws. We even have a special feature that allows you to safely stash your loan money in crypto, so you can live out your virtual financial dreams without any worries. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape debt and live your best Minecraft life! Join now and start your epic virtual financial journey today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!
Join us and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot laser beams from their eyes!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive Disco Sheep! These funky sheep can be found boogying down to the beat of their own drum in the enchanted Forest of Funk.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Your friend will thank you later.
Welcome to our mind-blowingMinecraft server, where even the ancient texts are telling you to join!
Picture this: you’re chilling in the kingdom of Ch’i, living your best blocky life, when suddenly an old man starts freaking out about the sky falling and the earth breaking up. Classic Minecraft paranoia, am I right?
But fear not, because on our server, we’ve got friends who will reason with you like never before. They’ll be like, “Bro, the sky is just vapor, we’re all good.” And you’ll be like, “Oh snap, I never thought of it like that!”
And then they’ll drop some knowledge bombs about the sun and moon being made of vapor too. Mind. Blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so philosophical?
So if you want to feel secure and safe like that old man in Ch’i, join our server and let us help you get rid of all those needless worries. Plus, we’ve got dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. And we all know, dirt is everything in Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the vapor-filled fun, join our server today and let’s reason together!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and cream the rabbit rules supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent rabbits who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and cuteness.
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant dragon who loves to challenge players to epic battles.
3. Our server has a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine prancing around the Minecraft world with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves!
4. Every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky that leads to a dimension filled with talking creatures and flying pigs. It’s a wild and wacky place that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.
But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!
Have you ever had a Jewish friend in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village of Jewish villagers who are always throwing the best bagel parties! Join us for a chance to trade with them and learn about their culture while building your own epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret synagogue hidden deep underground where you can mine for diamonds while listening to klezmer music. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our server now!
Funnycraft – Fun and relaxing Minecraft Are you (and your friends) looking for a fun Minecraft server?
Then come visit our server. Our server is equipped with several games including SkyWars and KitPvP. Come visit and start your own Faction/Kingdom and compete with other Kingdoms to conquer your position on our server. You can always join another faction to help in the battle. It is always fun and the staff and members are willing to help you. Beginners get extra protection on our server. FunnyCraft has been around for more than 2 years now and we hope to continue working with you for a long time to come.
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➤ Game Mod List:➽ Survival Server 1 => 1.19.2 [Join Support +1.18.2]➽ Survival Server 2 => 1.16.5 [Join Support +1.9]➽ Hard Survival 1.17.1 [Join Support +1.16]➽ Battle Royal [Join Support +1.9]➽ Skyblock [Join Support +1.9]➽ Creative [Join Support +1.9]➽ BedWars [Join Support +1.8]➽ Arcade Games [Join Support +1.8]
StonerBros Network hosts some traditional and some unique gamemodes. We currently have 4 servers which are Vanilla, SkyKingdoms, SkyFactory 3 (mod pack) and KitBattle (WIP). All servers are delivered with quality and security. Network is running on a strong dedicated machine to ensure stability and no lag!
Welcome to Quarantine!Karanteni is a server that has been running since 2016, where the joy of playing is the most important thing. This is why we don’t sell features that promote the game, you can earn them by playing. With us, when the playing time increases, you get the rights to e.g. take flight and the most diligent players get to supervise the order of the server.
There are currently two game modes running in quarantine. Survival and Creative.
Survival:Quarantine Survival includes many improvements compared to the regular game:– You can move spawners with silk touch search.– After playing for a day, you will receive a customizable magic carpet.– You can build elevators from emeraldblocks.– You may run into self-coded mobs.
Creative:At Karanteen Creative, a world divided into plots that is already familiar to many runs.– Each plot is 128×128 blocks.– You get more plots as your playing time increases.– Those who have played the longest will get WorldEdit.
What else can you expect from Karanteen?– We organize several events during the year. For example, the server’s birthday party in the summer or the Christmas calendar in December.– A large part of the server’s plugins are self-coded. So we have features that you can’t find on other servers.– We develop the server based on the players’ ideas. If you think the server is missing something, you can suggest changes on our Discord server.
We have LOTS of fun things to do here at this CK-hosted server.
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Extreme Diamond | (1.8 – 1.17)
* Server with 7 years of experience and thousands of satisfied players *
Serveri: Factions, SkyBlock, SkyPvP, Survival, Creative
Discord: tiny.cc/discordserver
