Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we milk ourselves to some sexy toes! That’s right, we’ve got toe-tastic adventures waiting for you at every turn.
Our server is home to the most outrageous and hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From toe-licking competitions to toe-painting parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic toe-themed builds you can create – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground toe dungeon where you can battle toe monsters and collect rare toe treasures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even try your luck at the Toe Olympics, where only the strongest toe warriors survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our toe-tally awesome Minecraft server and let the toe-milking madness begin!
Welcome to the most hair-raising Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us and experience the wildest adventures with our Hair Bros, a group of Minecraft players who are known for their luscious locks and epic battles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Hair Bros once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their flowing manes. That’s right, their hair was so powerful that it repelled the explosive creatures and saved the day.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden hair salons where you can customize your character’s hairstyle with the most outrageous options imaginable. From rainbow-colored locks to giant afros, the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hair-raising adventure and show off your fabulous mane to the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary Hair Bro!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we bully is creepers and the only grooming we do is grooming our pet wolves! This server is perfect for those who have experienced bad parenting in real life but want to escape to a world where the only rule is to have fun and build epic structures.
Join us as we wait for a miracle to happen in the form of finding diamonds in the most unexpected places. Our community is filled with references to classic anime, movies, and cartoons, but don’t worry, we’ve taken it to the next level by creating our own hilarious inside jokes and memes.
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where schoolgirls have the power to take down dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination, then come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?
So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.
Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!
Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!
So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!
Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictableMinecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!
Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!
And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!
So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.
So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you want to become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world? Look no further, because our server is the place where Chads are born!
Join us and embark on a quest to prove your Chadness by defeating hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a leather helmet. Only the true Chads will survive and emerge victorious, riding into the sunset on a majestic pink llama.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad Cave, where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is paved with emeralds. Only the most Chad-like players can enter this sacred space and claim the treasures within.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and become a certified Chad, join our server today! Just remember, with great Chadness comes great responsibility.
piricraft opens on Saturday 18th February 2023 at 7PM GMT.
piricraft is a new, fresh, minecraft server where you can meet new friends and play with them! we are a server dedicated to an english singer called piri – if you’re a fan of her, join! and even if you aren’t, still join! our community is very nice and we have rules people have to abide by to make sure the server is fair 🙂
Imperium is a Minecraft server delivering fun and unique Minecraft experiences since 2018.
We are developing Imperium 2024, a project that has been under construction intermittently since 2020, and has been in Early Access since October 2023.
MCFriends is an amazing and Fun way to play with others its Java also we are a great community, We support others and we play 1.16.5 for the best experience if there is any More things you need to know join the discord and ask one of are staff !!!!
Hope you have Fun where a FlameCord server to btw ! we have Skyblock and Anarchy!
(HACKING IS ONLY ALLOWED ON THE ANARCHY SERVER)
I’m on the server almost everyday at 4:00PM Sydney so if I find you on the server I Might give you a Special RANK!
Sponsored by Progressive, Immortals Gaming has opened up an 8-week server for three seasons! Join us for weekly competitions and games to win from a prize pool of over $600 in gift cards and esports merch. At the end of each season, one winner will receive $100 cash! More info can be found on our Discord server.
Fresh server with a global limit of 1000 per 1000 blocks. Auction, without /gamemode 1 and donation! Full-fledged economy, warps, custom treasures scattered across the map. Hurry in and loot them all! Or take over the entire server with your friends, because the world is not that big! Minimalistic spawn, advanced statistics.
Skypixel Network | A Network Server which has unique minigames and runs on no money at all! Not p2w, we don’t even accept donations. This server is mainly a passion project.
What do we offer?
We offer Skyblock, OneBlock (in Skyblock), Box, KitPvP, BedWars, Skywars, The Bridge, Duels and many more coming soon [Skywars, The Bridge and Duels are WIP]
Join the Discord for development announcements: https://discord.gg/XwPNAWWaN4
Welcome to the Kristal Network for Minecraft! A dedicated and in the works server ready to welcome all new players! Take part in different gamemodes, add friends and join the community server on Discord!
Our Gamemodes:
Skyblock
Bedwars
Skywars
Build Battles
Survival
Dome PvP
