DadOfWeirdosCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Farms Harvested:	927	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mines Excavated:	1341	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Animals Bred:	164	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4661	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.