The most fancy server ever!
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Y’all, lemme tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is like, WAAAY beyond anything you can even imagine, like I’m talkin’ about a unicorn holding a taco while riding a rainbow unicorn. You ever wanted to live your life like a king but in block form? Yeah, this is the place for you!
First off, we have a Robust Economy, like you can literally barter with NPCs who will trade you EXCLUSIVE items for mooshrooms. You can’t find that on the regular servers! I traded 20 stacks of dirt for a potato once, and I felt like an absolute god.
And guess what? There’s a Battle of the Bunnies every Friday where we throw bunnies into this pit and whoever’s bunny survives the longest wins a SIGNED copy of Minecraft! (PSA: The bunnies aren’t harm—just kidding, they demonic and flying everywhere, it’s a hoot!)
Listen, we had this super intense Dragon Fight, but we forgot to bring bows and arrows so we just pelted the Ender Dragon with stacks of pudding I made in-game, and let me tell you, it did NOT end well. The dragon was so confused, it just flew in circles until it crashed into my buddy Steve’s house and like, obliterated it. Classic Steve, amirite?
We also have this thing called the Creeper Olympics where we dress up creepers in little outfits and unleash them into a village and the last one standing wins a trophy made out of gold blocks and a voucher for unlimited pig riding. Yeah, you heard me right, pig riding is a luxury we ALL need.
Oh, did I mention the monthly “Drunk Building Night”? We all take turns chugging Potion of Harming until we can’t feel our fingers and then start building whatever comes to mind. Trust me, it’s ART. Mine last time was a 150-foot tall chicken that pooped diamonds. The admins went crazy and I got banned for a week, but I was the most liked player for MONTHS.
So listen up, if your life is as flat as a cobblestone block, join this cash-crazy SMP where the beds are soft, the villagers are sassy, and you can tell epic tales while building the worlds most elaborate taco restaurant! You can sell taco-related merch to fellow Minecrafters and become a taco mogul. It’s like Shark Tank, but like, with creepers and snacks!
Seriously, hit me up if you ever wanna join. Just remember: never trust a skeleton with a bow near a lava pool, and also, pudding is life!
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we have custom plugins that allow you to cook and season your enemies to perfection before chomping down on them. our staff is always on hand to help you perfect your culinary skills and become the top chef of the server.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and indulge in the most delicious pvp experience you’ll ever have!
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We got creepers that explode confetti, skeletons that dance the Macarena, and zombies that tell dad jokes.
Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti.
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rollercoaster made of rainbow blocks and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.
Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD DA MOST RIDICULOUS HOUSES U CAN IMAGINE. LIKE, WE’RE TALKIN’ HOUSES MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS, HOUSES SHAPED LIKE GIANT PIZZAS, HOUSES FLOATIN’ IN DA SKY. U NAME IT, WE GOT IT.
BUT DAT AIN’T ALL. WE ALSO HAVE DA CRAZIEST EVENTS. LIKE, ONCE A MONTH, WE HAVE A MASSIVE CHICKEN RACE. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. CHICKENS RACIN’ AGAINST EACH OTHER. IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA.
AND IF U THINK U CAN’T HANDLE DA INTENSITY OF DIS SERVER, WELL, U BETTER THINK AGAIN. WE HAVE A SPECIAL SPA AREA WHERE U CAN RELAX AND UNWIND AFTER A LONG DAY OF BUILDIN’ AND RACIN’.
SO, WHAT ARE U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST, MOST FUN-FILLED MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. U WON’T REGRET IT. TRUST ME.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house made entirely out of TNT, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, this membership is worth every single penny (and then some)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Server Type | Vanilla++ with mods |
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Active Players | 10 |
Mods | Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses |
Features | Active voice chat, proximity chat |
A: Please message me for our server discord information.
A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.
A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.
Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!
But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?