Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being too shy to poop in public restrooms? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can poop wherever and whenever you want!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own luxury bathroom complete with golden toilets and diamond bidets. Explore our vast world filled with enchanted toilet paper and magical plungers.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the dreaded Diarrhea Dragon and collect its legendary toilet paper loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your poop dreams come true!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!
Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!
Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even hypothetical questions about poop on the floor are welcome. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’ve accidentally dropped a deuce while playing.
But that’s not all! Join our server and discover the magical drying powers of Minecraft poop. Watch in awe as it dries out and stops smelling in record time. It’s a truly life-changing experience.
And hey, if you’re feeling a bit frisky, we won’t judge if you’ve had some questionable relations with your dad. In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe space for all kinds of shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, you’re gay and that’s totally cool with us!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, join our Minecraft server where Mr. Steam is on a mission to clog everything in sight! Watch as he clogs your house, your friends’ houses, and even the local village square. With floors, doors, walls, and halls all getting clogged, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Mr. Steam isn’t just limited to indoor clogging – he’ll clog grindy tubs, tiles, and even entire kitchens in just a minute. Your bathroom will be clogged as new, and your friends will be amazed at the chaos Mr. Steam creates.
If you’re looking for a server that’s truly one-of-a-kind and filled with outrageous fun, then join us and experience the madness of Mr. Steam for yourself. Just be prepared for non-stop clogging hilarity and chaos around every corner!
Wanna Farm then Join FarmsMc. FarmsMc is still in alpha so expect server restarts and bugs. Also looking for a staff team contact me on enjin to apply.
Welcome to Flyte. We are a brand new survival server focusing on towny, economy, but also comradery . We strive to bring the most fun, grief free, enjoyable towny survival experience possible. As of now, our server is capped at 10 players, but as we grow we will accommodate any players that would like to play. We have a good balance of plugins, keeping the vanilla feel, but still adding some exciting things.
-Towny – Towns on our server are expensive, but we think that’s a good thing. You wouldn’t want 100 towns with 1-2 people in them. That pretty much defeats the whole purpose! It’s more rewarding working hard to earn the title mayor, and be one of the few town owners.
-Protections – Many people don’t enjoy being a member of a town. Maybe a lone wolf, or just want to be far from civilization. We offer protection blocks, that protect an area when you place them. You can purchase more if you choose, never needing to join a town if that isn’t for you. We also use LWC, which allows you to lock all your doors/chests/furnaces, etc. You can even add your friend to allow them in, keeping everyone else out.
– Anti-Cheat – We have many anti-cheat and anti-hack plugins the stop cheaters before they’re able to start. They won’t be able to ruin the economy with their x-ray vision.
Welcome to TNTW Craft!
We are welcome to any player. (besides hackers)
We are a small server not looking for staff. We are looking for new players to join the server and stay with us. We plan to try and get 15 players on all the time by the end of then month. We will start to do giveaways and drop parties when we get more people. So, Who wants to come help make a small server popular!
Server IP: mc.EndersLair.net Join Today! New players get a Donor Crate Key for a donor Item! Plus a New Player Crate Key! Semi Vanilla survival server with land claims. The server as custom features to make the game play more challenging and exciting. We reward for playing on the server and voting. All donor God items and perks can be earned in-game through McMMO Ranks and Rewards and Donor Crate Keys through voting. Donor items and perks include:18 pieces of GOD armor, tools, and weaponsFlyFly and Walk SpeedDisable PhantomsKeep Inventory/XPMcMMO XP Boosts, Lucky Perks, and Reduced Ability CooldownsChange Spawner TypesCrafting SpawnersRepair itemsPortable EnderchestColored NicknamesPlus more! Standard features of our Server:Land ClaimsRanks and Rewards through McMMO Power LevelsNo AFK kickVote Shop and Crate KeysAuto EatingMcMMOXP Storage BottlesXP sell shopMyPetsTrading GUIRandom TPCustom Crafting, mobs, drops, enchantsSilk SpawnersMine CratesDurability WarnerGravity TreeEgg Mob Catcher
